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Pony Mayor banned from pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Mayor of Cockington, which is a town in Devon, is a Pony called Patrick.

Patrick was anointed mayor at a ceremony on 23 July after hundreds backed an online campaign to elect him to the post after the death of previous mayor Don Mills.

Council bosses have banned Guinness loving Patric from his local pub stating the pub needs planning permission to change the garden to grazing land.

What happening here guys

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Essex Tom, is that you?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Silly season, the heat has addled brains

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Cockington:giggle:

There's a town near here where a guy takes his horse to Wetherspoons. It doesn't go inside and it holds no public office there is also no grass outside the esteemed establishment. Maybe that's the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least they have a pony, we have an ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in and Patrick the pony must have had a cold.

He was a little hoarse

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I went in and Patrick the pony must have had a cold.

He was a little hoarse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an absolute disgrace Holly and no mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Torbay's MP Kevin Foster slammed council bosses, calling them a 'complete joke'.

These council workers needs to get off their high horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Torbay's MP Kevin Foster slammed council bosses, calling them a 'complete joke'.

These council workers needs to get off their high horse!"

They should just ignore the council and let Patrick have a pint. That’ll teach all those neigh sayers.

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Torbay's MP Kevin Foster slammed council bosses, calling them a 'complete joke'.

These council workers needs to get off their high horse!

They should just ignore the council and let Patrick have a pint. That’ll teach all those neigh sayers."

Seems like you have an unbridled passion for pony puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody ponies taking all are mayors jobs!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Strange lot those Devon people

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