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"[like to insert rhubarb up her bottom ]" Perverts ! | |||
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"bind and gag her. That woman never shuts up" Oi! I can read. | |||
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"Ryan wins, too slow Lickety... probably from all that rhubarb " I like my rhubarb in a crumble. And Femme, I'm supposed to sell the mulled wine not drink the profits. Now, if anyone is offering a Cosmo...? | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! " I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. " you cant make cock crumble though | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though " Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping? | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though " You can if you cut enough off | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though You can if you cut enough off " stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it? | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though You can if you cut enough off stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it? " This thread has taken a much happier turn. Post your cock recipes here. | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though You can if you cut enough off stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it? This thread has taken a much happier turn. Post your cock recipes here." Cock au vin- get said cock hard...place in between hinges of van door, close door firmly | |||
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"stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it? This thread has taken a much happier turn. Post your cock recipes here." ahhhhhh but Lickety,the downside is, you're the taste tester!! | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?" I thought that was cock cobbler? | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler? " Could be cock mornay!!! | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler? Could be cock mornay!!! " That would need fanny as well for the fishy element | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler? Could be cock mornay!!! That would need fanny as well for the fishy element " ewwwwww, you're one warped lady Femme, funny, but warped!!! I actually laughed and retched at the same time then! | |||
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"We have cock crumble, cock cobbler and cock and fanny mornay so far. I almost forgot, cock-au-vin. From another thread... do I need to put the oven on now or can I just bung it whenever?" pre-heated is always best dahling!!! | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler? Could be cock mornay!!! That would need fanny as well for the fishy element ewwwwww, you're one warped lady Femme, funny, but warped!!! I actually laughed and retched at the same time then! " My job here is done | |||
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"Hey, no naming and shaming!! pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler? Could be cock mornay!!! That would need fanny as well for the fishy element ewwwwww, you're one warped lady Femme, funny, but warped!!! I actually laughed and retched at the same time then! My job here is done " | |||
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