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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"[like to insert rhubarb up her bottom ]"

Perverts !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"bind and gag her. That woman never shuts up"

Oi! I can read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ryan wins, too slow Lickety... probably from all that rhubarb

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I hear that if you ply her with mulled wine...she may be receptive

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ryan wins, too slow Lickety... probably from all that rhubarb "

I like my rhubarb in a crumble.

And Femme, I'm supposed to sell the mulled wine not drink the profits. Now, if anyone is offering a Cosmo...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan wins, too slow Lickety... probably from all that rhubarb

I like my rhubarb in a crumble.

And Femme, I'm supposed to sell the mulled wine not drink the profits. Now, if anyone is offering a Cosmo...?"

Smallpiece....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled! "

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. "

you cant make cock crumble though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though "

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though "

You can if you cut enough off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

You can if you cut enough off "

stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

You can if you cut enough off

stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it? "

This thread has taken a much happier turn. Post your cock recipes here.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

You can if you cut enough off

stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it?

This thread has taken a much happier turn. Post your cock recipes here."

Cock au vin- get said cock hard...place in between hinges of van door, close door firmly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stewed with lots of sugar to take the saltyness away.............tallywhacker crumble - cream, ice cream or custard with it?

This thread has taken a much happier turn. Post your cock recipes here."

ahhhhhh but Lickety,the downside is, you're the taste tester!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?"

I thought that was cock cobbler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler? "

Could be cock mornay!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler?

Could be cock mornay!!! "

That would need fanny as well for the fishy element

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler?

Could be cock mornay!!! That would need fanny as well for the fishy element "

ewwwwww, you're one warped lady Femme, funny, but warped!!! I actually laughed and retched at the same time then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We have cock crumble, cock cobbler and cock and fanny mornay so far. I almost forgot, cock-au-vin.

From another thread... do I need to put the oven on now or can I just bung it whenever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have cock crumble, cock cobbler and cock and fanny mornay so far. I almost forgot, cock-au-vin.

From another thread... do I need to put the oven on now or can I just bung it whenever?"

pre-heated is always best dahling!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler?

Could be cock mornay!!! That would need fanny as well for the fishy element

ewwwwww, you're one warped lady Femme, funny, but warped!!! I actually laughed and retched at the same time then! "

My job here is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, no naming and shaming!!

pssst.. lickety... get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

I didn't realise it would be rhubarb from my arse though. Although, not that dissimilar to some cocks I have seen: pinky/purply colouring and veiny. you cant make cock crumble though

Diamonds has a cleaver... maybe a cheesy crumble topping?I thought that was cock cobbler?

Could be cock mornay!!! That would need fanny as well for the fishy element

ewwwwww, you're one warped lady Femme, funny, but warped!!! I actually laughed and retched at the same time then! My job here is done "

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