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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last night I drew 2 spider legs to show my mate how feckin' huge the spider was at the top of my stairs... this mornin, reached out for me fags and saw them peepin' out from under me fag packet and nearly SHIT yself

..oooh my poor heart

Have you ever scared yerself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of any offhand, but that did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not anything I can think of now and too busy watching a spider on my curtains above my head wishing it would bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I look in the mirror

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Was sat at the kitchen table and thought someone was in the back garden looking through the window... Was just my reflection

Gave me a proper fright

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Last night I drew 2 spider legs to show my mate how feckin' huge the spider was at the top of my stairs... this mornin, reached out for me fags and saw them peepin' out from under me fag packet and nearly SHIT yself

..oooh my poor heart

Have you ever scared yerself? "

Did you use man inches for the size,.. bet it really was just avreage really,..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night I drew 2 spider legs to show my mate how feckin' huge the spider was at the top of my stairs... this mornin, reached out for me fags and saw them peepin' out from under me fag packet and nearly SHIT yself

..oooh my poor heart

Have you ever scared yerself?

Did you use man inches for the size,.. bet it really was just avreage really,..

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No Way!! the fucker was prancin' round the spare room trying me shoes on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dyed my hair last night, forgot that id done it so when i was still half asleep and went into the bathroom scared myself when i looked in the mirror lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night I drew 2 spider legs to show my mate how feckin' huge the spider was at the top of my stairs... this mornin, reached out for me fags and saw them peepin' out from under me fag packet and nearly SHIT yself

..oooh my poor heart

Have you ever scared yerself?

Did you use man inches for the size,.. bet it really was just avreage really,..

No Way!! the fucker was prancin' round the spare room trying me shoes on! "

It's the ones that live in my wing mirrors that boil my piss. I've squirted all sorts of shit in there to kill it, even took it through a car wash, but no, it's still there, now, building fookin webs. Wanker.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'Spider's legs' = pubic hair innit

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Last night I drew 2 spider legs to show my mate how feckin' huge the spider was at the top of my stairs... this mornin, reached out for me fags and saw them peepin' out from under me fag packet and nearly SHIT yself

..oooh my poor heart

Have you ever scared yerself? "

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Having had his wicked way with you during your sleep he was only seeking a post coital ciggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders scare the hell out of me, only times I scare myself is looking in the mirror in the morning and seeing the woman out The Grudge staring back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have just redecorated the stairs and landing.

Bought some new curtains that go from top of window to floor.

As we have an open planed living room every time i walk past the stairs it looks like someone is stood half way up

My poor heart cant take much more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not anything I can think of now and too busy watching a spider on my curtains above my head wishing it would bugger off "

I'd suggest the hoover attachment but it plays havoc with the curtain pleats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that time of year when they come in to share your central heating, we get some big ones lol. My dogs take great pleasure in catching them then playing with them till they no longer move!

Scare my self everytime I see the LAWN MOWER.......

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