FabSwingers.com forum: Thread Killer: The Battle For Supremacy

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know what to do good people; simply look at ‘threads you’ve recently posted on’ and tell me just how many you were the last person to post in, or in other words, how many you have utterly destroyed the conversational flow in.

You rotters you!

Winner gets a half eaten Mcvities’ digestive which I inadvertently dropped into my dogs bowl….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have annihilated two threads so far

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Just the 1 ..i must be slacking

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

3 at present..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Only 2 atm ..

I'm shocked and quite frankly disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 about to be 4

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Doing well, only 2

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m only on two myself but the day is yet young….

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Two.

I'm slacking.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Emily36c is usually right up there. When she’s about she’ll probably drub us all..

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *assycitygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

One for me. Before I checked I was confident it would be more.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It’s usually me that kills a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit I was expecting at least a few but gobsmacked it’s a fat zero from the last three days

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over a year ago

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

2, which is terrible by my standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2"

That’s going back weeks though! None in the last few days

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

None showing!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

3! Am I in the lead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A killer here as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3! Am I in the lead? "
I'm 3 aswell

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads

that’s every thread I’ve ever done

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads

that’s every thread I’ve ever done "

It’s always a proud moment when one manages to kill one’s own thread dead in its tracks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 which is less than expected to be honest.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"4 which is less than expected to be honest."

You are the new leader in this most skilled art….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 which is less than expected to be honest.

You are the new leader in this most skilled art….

I was up to 5 then

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads

that’s every thread I’ve ever done

It’s always a proud moment when one manages to kill one’s own thread dead in its tracks

Often helps that my threads are absolute shite

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"4 which is less than expected to be honest.

You are the new leader in this most skilled art….

I was up to 5 then

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads

One, which is one of my threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only two. Disappointing show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, I'm truly shocked! One day last week it was about 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one so far, surprisingly, will this be two?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Surprisingly none

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

2 out of my last 35 threads posted in

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I kill every single one, I'm guessing I'll kill this one too

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I kill every single one, I'm guessing I'll kill this one too

Nope, afraid not.

I'm also on 2, but could have sworn it was higher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 2 today, poor effort.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I haven't kept count but there's been a few.

I wonder who'll kill this thread

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Only one for me. Must try harder

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

5 motherfuckers

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"5 motherfuckers

We have a new leader!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 motherfuckers

What a proud moment for you!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's early yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 1 so far. That’s not bad considering I’ve been on here most of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100s, I am the definitive executioner of threads

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

[Removed by poster at 04/08/22 18:11:39]

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Five in the last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a bit of hard work am saying three now, possibly four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far as I know

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Five in the last week"

Joint winner thus far on an impressive five

Can such a lofty score be toppled?…..

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"I kill every single one, I'm guessing I'll kill this one too

It must just feel like I kill them, just checked and its 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only find one but I’m sure there’s more . I’m normally ignored in threads anyway, which is not a bad thing because I can say something controversial & get away with it

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty! "

Wait…. There was a thread with vagina pics and nobody thought to tell me?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty! "

Ahhh but he might have been rendered temporarily speechless (and typeless) after beholding thy vaginal splendour.

Give them time to recompose their senses

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Add another two

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Not sure if being the last to say morning on the morning thread counts as such..?

...but currently 4

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty! "

Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty!

Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx

And a kicked over trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a couple for me OP

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty!

Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx

And a kicked over trifle

Im nicking this!!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer

I thought she was quite pretty!

Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx

And a kicked over trifle

Im nicking this!!

A melted welly

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I usually do very well at this.

Currently, I have decimated 5.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I usually do very well at this.

Currently, I have decimated 5. "

Saving you from this one ... and raising to 6 thread deaths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one today sir.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Just the one today sir.

Mr"

But not this one, right?!

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Three for me - but two were threads I started and my posts were replies to people and one was the mental health check-in that I just posted so I’m ok with that!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Only one so far, but I haven’t been around for a while. I’m usually quite good at this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero. Quite happy with that

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I usually do very well at this.

Currently, I have decimated 5.

Saving you from this one ... and raising to 6 thread deaths

6 did you say?!?

I am pleased to announce that you are now the new leader in this epic quest for thread decimating superiority

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I have returned to 0. Not sure if I’m slipping or behaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 1

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"I usually do very well at this.

Currently, I have decimated 5.

Saving you from this one ... and raising to 6 thread deaths

6 did you say?!?

I am pleased to announce that you are now the new leader in this epic quest for thread decimating superiority

Let me just have a recount before claiming my prize

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I am a thread killing god

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"9!

I am a thread killing god

Great Scott! 9 sir?!!

I do hereby bestow upon you the illustrious title of, Threadkiller Supreme.

May all future threads tremble in fear at thy presence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the last week, although this could be number two

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"9!

I am a thread killing god

Great Scott! 9 sir?!!

I do hereby bestow upon you the illustrious title of, Threadkiller Supreme.

May all future threads tremble in fear at thy presence

Yas! Emily will have to just suffer the defeat

I am Kenobi! Killer of threads

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"9!

I am a thread killing god

Great Scott! 9 sir?!!

I do hereby bestow upon you the illustrious title of, Threadkiller Supreme.

May all future threads tremble in fear at thy presence

Yas! Emily will have to just suffer the defeat

I am Kenobi! Killer of threads "

#nottakingitlyingdown

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I DEMAND a recount

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !"

17 did you say good sir?!!!

By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!

You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.

Can 17 possibly be beaten?

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !

17 did you say good sir?!!!

By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!

You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.

Can 17 possibly be beaten?

I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !"

Well! There’s another thing I can’t compete with on fab

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !

17 did you say good sir?!!!

By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!

You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.

Can 17 possibly be beaten?

I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18"

Your green arrow shows two…

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !

17 did you say good sir?!!!

By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!

You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.

Can 17 possibly be beaten?

I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18

Your green arrow shows two…"

Don’t understand?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !

17 did you say good sir?!!!

By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!

You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.

Can 17 possibly be beaten?

I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18

Your green arrow shows two…"

Rumbled! I’m still king!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !

17 did you say good sir?!!!

By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!

You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.

Can 17 possibly be beaten?

I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18

Your green arrow shows two…

Don’t understand?"

Thread killing is usually counted on threads countable when the green arrow is pressed.. your count is two

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Just one... and it was my own thread!

Do I win??

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol"

Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself

We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2, or maybe 3 now lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Just one... and it was my own thread!

Do I win??"

It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.

Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol

Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself

We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction

I’m down to 3 now

someone trying to steal the thunder

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol

Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself

We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction

I’m down to 3 now

someone trying to steal the thunder "

The title is sadly always a fleeting one but take heart, for 9 threads killed is a score that shall be remembered and sung of in proud songs for years to come

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol

Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself

We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction

I’m down to 3 now

someone trying to steal the thunder

The title is sadly always a fleeting one but take heart, for 9 threads killed is a score that shall be remembered and sung of in proud songs for years to come

Light the beacons alert the towns folk!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:."

Everyone loves a trier... right?!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:.

Everyone loves a trier... right?!

I prefer a doer

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:.

Everyone loves a trier... right?!

I prefer a doer

What about both blended into one

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:.

Everyone loves a trier... right?!

I prefer a doer

What about both blended into one

Won’t that just make a mess

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:.

Everyone loves a trier... right?!

I prefer a doer

What about both blended into one

Won’t that just make a mess

What is life, if not a mess...

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

None yet... about to put some work in

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"None yet... about to put some work in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it recently or in total overall?

Is it current account or to include previous ones?

Need rules

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it recently or in total overall?

Is it current account or to include previous ones?

Need rules

Rules?... they are only meant for breaking

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is it recently or in total overall?

Is it current account or to include previous ones?

Need rules

Just the recent ones - I’d surely be in with a shot at the grand title if we’re talking since joining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it recently or in total overall?

Is it current account or to include previous ones?

Need rules

Rules?... they are only meant for breaking

I'll remember that next time I get pulled over "officer, rules are meant for breaking"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You know what to do good people; simply look at ‘threads you’ve recently posted on’ and tell me just how many you were the last person to post in, or in other words, how many you have utterly destroyed the conversational flow in.

You rotters you!

Winner gets a half eaten Mcvities’ digestive which I inadvertently dropped into my dogs bowl…."

Two currently

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it recently or in total overall?

Is it current account or to include previous ones?

Need rules

Rules?... they are only meant for breaking

I'll remember that next time I get pulled over "officer, rules are meant for breaking"

Report back on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2, or maybe 3 now lol"

Think I've killed another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three. Feeling so proud.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one at the moment.

I did so much better over the last few days.

Must try harder.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Just one at the moment.

I did so much better over the last few days.

Must try harder. "

Only a C Grade..?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one at the moment.

I did so much better over the last few days.

Must try harder.

Only a C Grade..?!

I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Only one, not for the lack of trying though.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Just one at the moment.

I did so much better over the last few days.

Must try harder.

Only a C Grade..?!

I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to?

The lurkers win hands down on that front

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

Ummm like some sort of resident evil

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

Ummm like some sort of resident evil

Exactly that - the thread that can’t be killed… scary thought!! May have to look at pics of you naked til I calm down…..

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Just one... and it was my own thread!

Do I win??

It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.

Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….

Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected

However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Just one... and it was my own thread!

Do I win??

It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.

Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….

Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected

However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread

See…. Zombie threads are real!!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

6, 7 if including this

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

Ummm like some sort of resident evil

Exactly that - the thread that can’t be killed… scary thought!! May have to look at pics of you naked til I calm down…..

that's an interesting tactic for calming down

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"6, 7 if including this"

I can save you from this one ... cake

to the rescue

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

Ummm like some sort of resident evil

Exactly that - the thread that can’t be killed… scary thought!! May have to look at pics of you naked til I calm down…..

that's an interesting tactic for calming down

You’re obviously not a proper Dr!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Mmmm those who have been here for years are at a advantage here.

Over time I have killed many a thread

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Just one... and it was my own thread!

Do I win??

It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.

Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….

Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected

However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

I have always found this phenomenon most curious; A thread inexplicably and suddenly resurfaces after a year or more….

I mean, the poster who resurrects it must be a necromancer I’m guessing. And how do they even find them? And why….?

My mind is boggling now….

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What if you kill a thread and it comes back to life a year later…. Is it a Zombie thread??? Asking for a concerned citizen!!

My zombie thread never resurfaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one... and it was my own thread!

Do I win??

It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.

Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….

Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected

However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread

Is that the one where they're a metaphor for women you settle for?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji..."

And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...

And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years

Maybe start a petition emoji thread

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...

And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years

Maybe start a petition emoji thread

Great save on the earlier post, I was giving myself a medal for the tumble

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...

And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years

Maybe start a petition emoji thread

Great save on the earlier post, I was giving myself a medal for the tumble

We're allowed to award ourselves medals..?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Only the one at the moment...who would think peppa pig could be so toxic ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Only the one at the moment...who would think peppa pig could be so toxic ?"

From an artistic perspective, Peppa Pig always freaks me out somewhat; it’s the fact that whenever they turn their heads, BOTH of their eyes flip over onto one side of their snouts(!!!)

What the hell?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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(Pig) noooo... we need a pig emoji

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"(Pig) noooo... we need a pig emoji

And a Naked Mole Rat one to (which could double as a penis emoji as mentioned earlier)

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"(Pig) noooo... we need a pig emoji

And a Naked Mole Rat one to (which could double as a penis emoji as mentioned earlier)

Can't we just use the standard aubergine (aubergine) emoji ...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"(Pig) noooo... we need a pig emoji

And a Naked Mole Rat one to (which could double as a penis emoji as mentioned earlier)

Can't we just use the standard aubergine (aubergine) emoji ...

I’d like it if we could directly attach the emoji selection as are on our phones. There’s a prawn one (I think it’s a prawn at least) that looks exactly like an unhappy penis

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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(prawn) ... gotta try right?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"(prawn) ... gotta try right?!

"
go for it (kipper)

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"(prawn) ... gotta try right?!

go for it (kipper)

(Fishy)(fish)(fishes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one at the moment.

I did so much better over the last few days.

Must try harder.

Only a C Grade..?!

I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to?

The lurkers win hands down on that front

You had to reply didn’t you

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Just one at the moment.

I did so much better over the last few days.

Must try harder.

Only a C Grade..?!

I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to?

The lurkers win hands down on that front

You had to reply didn’t you

You know us women ... always having to have the last word

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