FabSwingers.com forum: Confessions with Liz Truss

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m confessing that I would eat her ass….. there I said it, block me

Ps I’m not a fan of her policies, just every time I see her I’m ass envious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Hunt does it for me.

I'd make him my bitch boi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeremy Hunt does it for me.

I'd make him my bitch boi

You can see him a gimp mask all day every day

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I now have Sunak sploshing in a paddling pool full of custard with a striped hat tied under his chin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing turns my cock into an innie faster than the thought of a politics bird shagging and catching my mam n dad

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I’m confessing that I would eat her ass….. there I said it, block me

Ps I’m not a fan of her policies, just every time I see her I’m ass envious"

She always looks like someone’s already shoved a broom handle up it.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m confessing that I would eat her ass….. there I said it, block me

Ps I’m not a fan of her policies, just every time I see her I’m ass envious"

I'm not going to kink shame, but I think I may have died inside a little. You keep doing you, OP...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Hunt does it for me.

I'd make him my bitch boi

You can see him a gimp mask all day every day "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Seems appropriate here.

I called into Heart FM's mystery prize competition.

"Congratulations, you're our fifth caller. Answer this one question and you'll win our grand prize. Is it your lucky day? The theme today is geography."

"Oh yes" My heart nearly skipped a beat. "I graduated from Oxford with a first in geography and have been teaching it to A level students for 20 years"

"Brilliant!" the host replied. "Now, for the grand prize of two VIP tickets to a debate between the Tory leadership candidates, and a personal champagne afternoon tea with both of them, what is the capital of France?"

My mind raced. "Umm. Umm. Bradford!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Hunt does it for me.

I'd make him my bitch boi

You can see him a gimp mask all day every day "

Nah, that's Jeremy Corbyn

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela Raynor is absolute filth, she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe, I’m sure she’s got full bondage kit on underneath all those suits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer Priti Patel

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Seems appropriate here.

I called into Heart FM's mystery prize competition.

"Congratulations, you're our fifth caller. Answer this one question and you'll win our grand prize. Is it your lucky day? The theme today is geography."

"Oh yes" My heart nearly skipped a beat. "I graduated from Oxford with a first in geography and have been teaching it to A level students for 20 years"

My mind raced. "Umm. Umm. Bradford!""

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela Raynor is absolute filth, she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe, I’m sure she’s got full bondage kit on underneath all those suits

Nahh I bet she's tight with it, she's a big ginger power freak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Twelve years?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela is lovely

Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela is lovely

Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja

Jealousy is never a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela is lovely

Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja

Jealousy is never a good look

Nope, neither are ginger pubes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela is lovely

Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja

Jealousy is never a good look

Nope, neither are ginger pubes

Never considered that an issue. Not the first thing I generally look at when talking to a lady, but you go for that angle, if you think it'll pay off for you on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?

Angela is lovely

Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja

Jealousy is never a good look

Nope, neither are ginger pubes

Never considered that an issue. Not the first thing I generally look at when talking to a lady, but you go for that angle, if you think it'll pay off for you on here

It was a joke, along with the rest of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Priti Patel

She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Priti Patel

She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything

I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.

She's got some ass tho

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By *ultonfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

oulton broad, suffolk

Seems that you can always count on the unverified to be unpleasant. Maybe that's why they're unverified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Priti Patel

She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything

I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.

She's got some ass tho

That she has

I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Priti Patel

She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything

I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.

She's got some ass tho

That she has

I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet

Another bojo lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Priti Patel

She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything

I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.

She's got some ass tho

That she has

I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet

Another bojo lookalike

With hair that puts Trump's to shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Priti Patel

She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything

I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.

She's got some ass tho

That she has

I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet

Another bojo lookalike

With hair that puts Trump's to shame

It seems a popular look with the tories, there's another eejit with the same stylist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people are broken

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