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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reports have emerged that newly promoted Nottingham Forest are on the verge of signing Jizz Hornkamp from Willem II.

He's 24 and has a very enviable scoring ratio. He could end up being Forest's 13th signing of the summer.

Do you think he'd be a decent signing? Or do you think he'll be wayward in front of goal? The last thing we want to see in this country is Jizz shoot everywhere.

What's going on here guys? Jizz is all over the terraces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he can penetrate a defence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear hes full of spunk n drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet he can penetrate a defence."

He's quite versatile as he can cover the midfield as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/08/22 13:16:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Jizz removed by poster at 04/08/22 13:16:13]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!""

He going to cause chaos for the opposition. As a defender, the last thing you want is Jizz all over you.

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading

I wonder if he’s good arriving late at the back door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if he’s good arriving late at the back door."

He's a physical player too - not afraid to square up to anyone. The last thing I'd want would be Jizz in my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And maguire has jizz all over him!! What a mess at the back here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like you're all excited at the prospect of Jizz.

I can't wait to see him come over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!""

Jizzy Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And maguire has jizz all over him!! What a mess at the back here!!"

That would be funny if Maguire could actually get near a striker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!"

Jizzy Jeff."

You wait until he runs out onto a newly laid pitch.

Can't wait to see his fresh prints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!"

Jizzy Jeff.

You wait until he runs out onto a newly laid pitch.

Can't wait to see his fresh prints."

Very clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!"

Jizzy Jeff.

You wait until he runs out onto a newly laid pitch.

Can't wait to see his fresh prints.

Very clever "

It's not all Jizz puns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It appears Jizz isn't for sale

I'm hoping Forest might be able to pull it off though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was a bit premature with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trust in our back room staff, they have achieved a lot in the last year.

I don’t think all of our signings will work due to the amount we have signed but really looking forward to Saturday uuuuuuuuu reeeeeedddddsss

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

No clue, he’s fit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No clue, he’s fit though

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^^^ loves Jizz

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"No clue, he’s fit though

^^^ loves Jizz"

That just made me snort on a Teams call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No clue, he’s fit though

^^^ loves Jizz

That just made me snort on a Teams call "

Now that’s something you don’t want to do with Jizz

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"No clue, he’s fit though

^^^ loves Jizz

That just made me snort on a Teams call

Now that’s something you don’t want to do with Jizz "

Is he on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No clue, he’s fit though

^^^ loves Jizz

That just made me snort on a Teams call

Now that’s something you don’t want to do with Jizz

Is he on Fab? "

Maybe but I’m too scared to search for Jizz to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It appears Jizz isn't for sale

I'm hoping Forest might be able to pull it off though."

Me too, Jizz could plant some Premier League seeds for Forest.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

We’re rooting for them, Mr Cooper lives around the corner !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It appears Jizz isn't for sale

I'm hoping Forest might be able to pull it off though.

Me too, Jizz could plant some Premier League seeds for Forest."

That would be a seminal moment in football history.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Such a shame he's not coming.

Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such a shame he's not coming.

Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing."

The Jizz transfer collapsed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"

"Unbelievable Jeff!"

Jizzy Jeff."

Dj jizzy Jeff??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Such a shame he's not coming.

Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.

The Jizz transfer collapsed? "

They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such a shame he's not coming.

Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.

The Jizz transfer collapsed?

They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come."

I guess that’s their transfer jizzness done for the summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Such a shame he's not coming.

Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.

The Jizz transfer collapsed?

They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come.

I guess that’s their transfer jizzness done for the summer."

They're now looking into a season schlong loan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such a shame he's not coming.

Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.

The Jizz transfer collapsed?

They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come.

I guess that’s their transfer jizzness done for the summer.

They're now looking into a season schlong loan."

If they had David Seamen on the coaching staff he may have come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a player called quim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There used to be a player called quim "

There's an opening for him at Forest.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

It'll be great if he comes, Forest could do with someone to poke it around in the box

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"There used to be a player called quim "

Mickey Quim at Newcastle ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope think he was Portuguese. But kudos on Micky quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread of the day! Can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard!

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"Nope think he was Portuguese. But kudos on Micky quim "

Yup he was Portuguese Quim was his nickname, I won't attempt his full name good knowledge my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There used to be a player called quim

Mickey Quim at Newcastle ????"

We had a Brian Penas

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I'm a St Johnstone fan we've had quite a few Dicks play for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope think he was Portuguese. But kudos on Micky quim

Yup he was Portuguese Quim was his nickname, I won't attempt his full name good knowledge my friend "

Can't believe I got it right. Often say he was Brazilian hahaha

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Rangers had a player called Ally Dick, so if they had another player call Fred Dick would Ally have to have 'A Dick' on his shirt ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a St Johnstone fan we've had quite a few Dicks play for us "

As a liverpool fan we had Julian "I'm a thug" dicks play for us

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"Nope think he was Portuguese. But kudos on Micky quim

Yup he was Portuguese Quim was his nickname, I won't attempt his full name good knowledge my friend

Can't believe I got it right. Often say he was Brazilian hahaha"

Ahhhh do you not remember the Brazilian who played at Celtic ??? They had to call him Raphael, his surname was something like Schiedt

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Shame he's too old, or they could have tried to get a Bull from Wolves. I bet he'd play nicely with Quim

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Did Quim not play in Norf London for the Arse ?????

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can't wait to hear the commentators when he plays.

"And there's Jizz, dribbling out of the box..."

"Jizz shoots over the keeper's head...."

"And it's a penalty!! The defender tugged him viciously, leaving Jizz on the floor....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp."

His parents had to do something to negate his surname.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.

His parents had to do something to negate his surname."

I bet sex education at school was brutal…

“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Apparently if he comes he will be number 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if he comes he will be number 69 "

He’s not your typical number 9. He likes to play deep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.

His parents had to do something to negate his surname.

I bet sex education at school was brutal…

“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”"

The teachers will have just called him Hornkamp.

No one likes Jizz coming out of their mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.

His parents had to do something to negate his surname.

I bet sex education at school was brutal…

“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”

The teachers will have just called him Hornkamp.

No one likes Jizz coming out of their mouth."

Hornkamp is what I’d imagine Hitler would call his erotic novels.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

He's an all action type Jizz will be everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.

His parents had to do something to negate his surname.

I bet sex education at school was brutal…

“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”

The teachers will have just called him Hornkamp.

No one likes Jizz coming out of their mouth.

Hornkamp is what I’d imagine Hitler would call his erotic novels."

Clitskrieg

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