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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Lose an inch from your Penis or 4 inches from your height.

(I guess the ladies could answer with reference to a partner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant afford to lose any height! I'd be auditioning for panto if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the other hand, if you'd said lose an inch from my cock and gain 4 inches in height I might do that!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t got either of those to lose but I’d take the inch off my penis. I can at least pretend to have a bigger cock. I can’t fake being taller.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe "

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls? "

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip "

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Inch from my cock.

It's not as immediatly visible, and I think I know what I'm doing with it anyway, so hopefully shouldn't be a big issue.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok "

Unfortunately the rest of me would come with it including my mouth which never shuts

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok

Unfortunately the rest of me would come with it including my mouth which never shuts "

It's almost like I planned it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the height, on the misguided theory that being shorter may make my cock look bigger on body to penis ratio

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok

Unfortunately the rest of me would come with it including my mouth which never shuts

It's almost like I planned it that way "

Love it when a plan comes together

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok

Unfortunately the rest of me would come with it including my mouth which never shuts

It's almost like I planned it that way

Love it when a plan comes together "

Oh honey. You know coming together is the plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put the inch on the girth

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls? "

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Height can’t afford for dick to be smaller

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok

Unfortunately the rest of me would come with it including my mouth which never shuts

It's almost like I planned it that way

Love it when a plan comes together

Oh honey. You know coming together is the plan "

There’s a song in there somewhere

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll take an inch off my cock, it’s easier than rebuying my wardrobe

I'll take the inch you're giving away. Can I take it in a place of my choosing? And can it be the one at the bottom nearest your balls?

Of course, I’ll need the sensitive tip

Obviously... unfortunately the only way for me to take that bottom inch will be to take the rest as well. This seems unfair, so I'll just borrow it from time to time if that's ok

Unfortunately the rest of me would come with it including my mouth which never shuts

It's almost like I planned it that way

Love it when a plan comes together

Oh honey. You know coming together is the plan

There’s a song in there somewhere "

There's a pun about making sweet music together in there somewhere

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