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The crap swinger club.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves. "

*raised hand* Me!

I'm not a swinger, Fiddles. I just like snogging & shagging handsome chaps

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves.

*raised hand* Me!

I'm not a swinger, Fiddles. I just like snogging & shagging handsome chaps

"

Oh that’s to be encouraged. As is snogging lovely ladies.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves. "

If we frot in a hot tub, I will report this thread as fake news.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves.

If we frot in a hot tub, I will report this thread as fake news.

"

Hot tub shenanigans are excluded from the crapness criteria.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Us too. There's about 15 Swingers clubs in Playa Del Inglis. When we go we don't go to any, we play bingo instead (true story!)

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is me, I prefer cake and a cuddle nowadays

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We're in.

Haven't had a play meet in 7 years, went to a club last weekend and just fucked eachother.

Plus all our photos are edited to high heaven. We actually look like the krankies.

Definitely shit.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake"

what about the non sexy ladies, I feel left out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re terrible. We don’t meet, haven’t done a club for months and don’t even upload pics anymore. We have got a potential club night lined up but even that’s starting to look less likely now.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"We're in.

Haven't had a play meet in 7 years, went to a club last weekend and just fucked eachother.

Plus all our photos are edited to high heaven. We actually look like the krankies.

Definitely shit.

A"

No way 20th December is Wee Jimmy Krankie!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake

what about the non sexy ladies, I feel left out?"
all ladies are sexy

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake

what about the non sexy ladies, I feel left out?"

Oh I think you’re definitely included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you flirt. I don't even do that. I'm an embarrassment, quite honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake

what about the non sexy ladies, I feel left out?

Oh I think you’re definitely included. "

ah thank you, I love cake

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake

what about the non sexy ladies, I feel left out?

Oh I think you’re definitely included.

ah thank you, I love cake"

I love the cream

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Clubs, socials, chats. Guess I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're pretty crap too.

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes shitty swinger here as I shouldn’t be and I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I am just here to feed sexy ladies cake

what about the non sexy ladies, I feel left out?

Oh I think you’re definitely included.

ah thank you, I love cake

I love the cream "

does the cream come served with anything

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm absolutely not a swinger.

Except when I want to be.

I'm a time waster and a fake though. I know this cos I've been told it a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves. "

*puts our hands up*

We're not swingers at all. We're poly lol

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves. "

Finally a thread I can shamelessly relate to

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

According to a few people we are timewasters and teasers so must be crap at it!!!

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

I'm in, chat and friendship, with the possibility of a meet if things go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I’m no swinger , I wouldn’t mind trying for a bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't met a guy off fab for 8 years even though my statuses are very teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my profile pretty much states as such

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I haven't met a guy off fab for 8 years even though my statuses are very teasing "

Scotsman here, thank me later

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We're both here for voyeuristic and exhibitionistic satisfaction no swapping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sorry, I’m an excellent swinger so I’m out J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves. "
nice red pants though

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Yep, us.

We stopped meeting a few years ago.

Just here for the forum nowadays.

Katie

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ah sorry, I’m an excellent swinger so I’m out J x "

Haha you can have associate membership.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Apologies to all the real swingers out there, it’s just I feel I’m a fab heretic.

I’m actually only here to chat, flirt, have fun in the forum, take pictures of myself in red pants and of my Willy.

I’m a crap swinger, is anybody else going to out themselves. nice red pants though "

I’m trying to bring them back like mullets and moustaches.

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