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"Winner gets the dog. " Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.  | |||
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"can you guess why. It smells a pussy? Cat" Ooh, close, but I'm wearing my pyjamas tonight  | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same. "If he is right can I have the dog? | |||
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" Hmmm you've got some great puppies?  "I do, and they both love me, but that's not why she has her nose an inch from my face, breathing her dog breath on me. | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?"I wish he was right. Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ?" Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs "That's kind of reassuring... | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring..."Can't speak for Jimbo though. | |||
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"Oooh. She has puppies, and you've got one sleeping on your chest." Nope, he's been done and she's not allowed out to play. Which reminds me, I need to get her booked in. | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though."I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed. For science  | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science "What if it stares? | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares? "I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog | |||
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"Your breath smells as rank as the dog and it is like perfume to him ? "God, if you could smell her breath, you'd take that back lol | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares?
I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog "Until it licks the soles of your feet. | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares?
I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog
Until it licks the soles of your feet."See... now it got weird
My dog used to just glare at me and then stomp off downstairs. It was hilarious. | |||
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"He puzzled by the two bald men under your top?" She, and she's too engrossed in what I'm eating to notice a whole rugby team in my bed. | |||
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"Your breath smells as rank as the dog and it is like perfume to him ?
God, if you could smell her breath, you'd take that back lol
"Nah, I'll take the dog if it's a small cute breed | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares?
I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog
Until it licks the soles of your feet.
See... now it got weird
My dog used to just glare at me and then stomp off downstairs. It was hilarious."On the rare occasion someone comes to mine I lock them downstairs. I don't know what they would do if I let them out. | |||
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"Your breath smells as rank as the dog and it is like perfume to him ?
God, if you could smell her breath, you'd take that back lol
Nah, I'll take the dog if it's a small cute breed "She's pretty, but just a little mongrel. | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares?
I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog
Until it licks the soles of your feet.
See... now it got weird
My dog used to just glare at me and then stomp off downstairs. It was hilarious.
On the rare occasion someone comes to mine I lock them downstairs. I don't know what they would do if I let them out.
"It could be an interesting experiment... | |||
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"He puzzled by the two bald men under your top? She, and she's too engrossed in what I'm eating to notice a whole rugby team in my bed." You are eating ? I said earlier that the dog was after food ? | |||
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"He puzzled by the two bald men under your top? She, and she's too engrossed in what I'm eating to notice a whole rugby team in my bed. You are eating ? I said earlier that the dog was after food ?" I said close, but not food pet se. It's nutritiously lacking | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares?
I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog
Until it licks the soles of your feet.
See... now it got weird
My dog used to just glare at me and then stomp off downstairs. It was hilarious.
On the rare occasion someone comes to mine I lock them downstairs. I don't know what they would do if I let them out.
It could be an interesting experiment..."If they think I'm being attacked it will. | |||
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"Winner gets the dog. Cause he can’t sit on your lap. Because you’ve a head between your legs. I don’t want the dog. Got one already. He’s the same.
If he is right can I have the dog?
I wish he was right.
Oh wait, the dog wouldn't be on my bed if there was a head between my legs
That's kind of reassuring...
Can't speak for Jimbo though.
I volunteer as tribute. I'll put my head between his legs and see if the dog stays on the bed.
For science
What if it stares?
I wouldn't notice... my head is between his legs. He is the one that has to worry about the staring dog
Until it licks the soles of your feet.
See... now it got weird
My dog used to just glare at me and then stomp off downstairs. It was hilarious.
On the rare occasion someone comes to mine I lock them downstairs. I don't know what they would do if I let them out.
It could be an interesting experiment...
If they think I'm being attacked it will."Please run the experiment. With video footage. For science | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way)." Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle "I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle. It was a Flake | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake "Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake
Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog "I just asked her if she wants to go to live with the nice lady. She looked like this  | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake
Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog
I just asked her if she wants to go to live with the nice lady.
She looked like this "If she ever wants a holiday in the countryside, send her my way for her jollies  | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake
Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog
I just asked her if she wants to go to live with the nice lady.
She looked like this
If she ever wants a holiday in the countryside, send her my way for her jollies "She hates being away from her brother  | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake
Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog
I just asked her if she wants to go to live with the nice lady.
She looked like this
If she ever wants a holiday in the countryside, send her my way for her jollies
She hates being away from her brother "My house is big enough for two  | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake
Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog
I just asked her if she wants to go to live with the nice lady.
She looked like this
If she ever wants a holiday in the countryside, send her my way for her jollies
She hates being away from her brother
My house is big enough for two "But, they'll pine for me  | |||
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"You have food and he wants some ? Ooh, very close. Not quite food (you're not having the dog by the way). Not quite food you say? Your having a Pot Noodle
I would never admit to eating a Pot Noodle.
It was a Flake
Awww come on lady, you were putting something edible in your mouth. That's food. I get the dog
I just asked her if she wants to go to live with the nice lady.
She looked like this
If she ever wants a holiday in the countryside, send her my way for her jollies
She hates being away from her brother
My house is big enough for two
But, they'll pine for me "Oh FFS. You want a holiday too  | |||
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