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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I agree and if you think Jesus turned water into wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

"

fantastic news... I never drink water myself... have you seen what it does to the underside of boats?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

fantastic news... I never drink water myself... have you seen what it does to the underside of boats? "

W.C. Fields, who was a notorious drinker, was once asked by a female reporter why he drank booze instead of water, and he replied, "I dont drink water because fish fuck in it, my dear!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it has to be wine especially if your buying Barb xx

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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Oh it has to be wine especially if your buying Barb xx"

Hey you know I've always got a bottle in, but have to thank you for nippin out to the garage to get another one

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"If all be true that I do think

there are five reasons we should drink

- good wine - a friend - or being dry,

- or lest we should be,by and by,

- or any other reason why."

(Dean Aldrich)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be like me and always have bottles of wine in the house, buy in bulk, gett pissed quickier lol.

Red or White?

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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Be like me and always have bottles of wine in the house, buy in bulk, gett pissed quickier lol.

Red or White?"

Rose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

"

WooHoo!!! Gonna open a bottle now

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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

WooHoo!!! Gonna open a bottle now "

Cheers!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Convincing argument where's my cork screw

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

And pickle preserves,

So on that thesis - being pickled should keep you younger too

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