FabSwingers.com forum: Seagull killed by a Bat

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports from the Dorset Chief of Police that a man with a cricket bat attacked a seagull which later had to be put down. They think the man was a South African which is a country in Africa. The motive is unknown. Another attack on a seagull. What's going on here guys..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your deliberate typos just to get the thread going

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I think he actually hit six

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Racism is alive and well

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm looking for the witty pun that should come from this but just seem to locate it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know what news you watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an absolute disgrace Tom and no mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is an absolute disgrace Tom and no mistake."

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seagull was pretty old. He had a good innings.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is all over the news folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no such thing as a seagull it's not a species. Obviously fake news.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Was it Steven Seagull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it Steven Seagull?"

Yellow card

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh, I was thinking more fruit bat than cricket bat. I was trying to figure put how a bat managed to take out a seagull!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Racism is alive and well

Where is the racism ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The seagull was pretty old. He had a good innings."

I'll close my eyes. You swing the bat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit, read the title and thought DC had invented a new villain called Seagull

Disappointed.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking the "which is a place in Africa".

The Alabama one wasn't the first but it got so many bites it just had to be used again. 10/10 - I expect this to become a new regular feature please and will be disappointed if it doesn't.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I'm liking the "which is a place in Africa".

The Alabama one wasn't the first but it got so many bites it just had to be used again. 10/10 - I expect this to become a new regular feature please and will be disappointed if it doesn't.

Silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard Steven Seagull is an expert in martial arts. That's probably why they used a cricket bat

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A Flock of Seagulls are getting worried..

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"A Flock of Seagulls are getting worried.."

Oh thank you! I've not played them in ages...

I feel a bit 80's tonight!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Reports from the Dorset Chief of Police that a man with a cricket bat attacked a seagull which later had to be put down. They think the man was a South African which is a country in Africa. The motive is unknown. Another attack on a seagull. What's going on here guys..

The "Sun" had a go slow news day?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Seagullicide

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Bat girl

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

I’d have missed. Couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo!

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Lmao these posts crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d have missed. Couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo!"

I bet you could hit a seagull with a banjo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the seagull a Brighton fan??

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

There’s a bat in my belfry

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This south African guy actually took a cricket bat to the seagull but we don't know the full story yet.. what did the seagull do to annoy the cricketer

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This south African guy actually took a cricket bat to the seagull but we don't know the full story yet.. what did the seagull do to annoy the cricketer "

Pood on his whites

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

" There's no such thing as a seagull it's not a species. Obviously fake news."

I don't want to meet the sparrow that shat on my car then

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"This south African guy actually took a cricket bat to the seagull but we don't know the full story yet.. what did the seagull do to annoy the cricketer

Pood on his whites"

We don't know lacey but Tom is keeping his eyes and ears open. Some people are quick to judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No excuse for animal cruelty!

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

All seagulls dying around here from the avian flu or whatever it is. Loads found on beaches at moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a seagull eat a rabbit, and the rabbit didn't even have a bag of chips!

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By *g1231974Man
over a year ago

wetherby

"Shit, read the title and thought DC had invented a new villain called Seagull

Disappointed.com

I read the title and thought we were in for another bout of Covid

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

https://youtu.be/2ZwsYAoeQ-U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 more child saved from the horrors of a stolen ice cream

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

More of this needed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It wasn't Bobby Seagull, was it?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"This is all over the news folks"

Did it land in somebody's chips?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

It's a good luck tradition in South Africa to hit a Seagull with a cricket bat during the cricket season.

In the winter they use a rugby ball.

Seagulls hate humans they want us off their beaches.

One nicked my rum n raisen ice cream on St Ives beach. Revenge for the 3 mackeral I caught on a fishing trip there.

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

Who doesn't love the gentle thwack of willow upon seagull?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Oh, I was thinking more fruit bat than cricket bat. I was trying to figure put how a bat managed to take out a seagull!"

As was I. I was imagining an epic aerial battle between a fulmar and a pippestrel

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I once saw a seagull eat a rabbit, and the rabbit didn't even have a bag of chips!

Poor rabbit, did it not get time to request it's last meal?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh, I was thinking more fruit bat than cricket bat. I was trying to figure put how a bat managed to take out a seagull!

As was I. I was imagining an epic aerial battle between a fulmar and a pippestrel

I was picturing one of those bats from Stranger Things. I bet a few of those in a city would sort out those pesky pigeons

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Any updates on this seagull battering ?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Any updates on this seagull battering ?"

That'd go nicely with a bag of chips and mushy peas

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Riddle me this riddle me that who’s afraid of the big bad bat

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