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Uri Geller - He Saves Every One Of Us!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dr Strange - er….I mean, Uri Geller has issued a stark warning to Vladimir Putin that if he were to ever fire nukes at us, Uri will use his psychical/telekinetic/utter horseshit powers to cause the said nukes to backfire.

We have absolutely nothing to fear good folks

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to buy some new cutlery as Uri has bent all mine….

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Uri don’t need to do sh*t, given Russia’s current performance in Ukraine and their use of tanks from the 60’s, I’d be surprised if their Nukes are still in a serviceable condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muthafuckin’ spoon lover!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm sure Vladimir is quaking in his boots. Uri Geller is an utter fraud and a total quack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck for that.

I’ll go about my day, and dismantle my fallout shelters.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Did Russia build them out of unused cutlery?

what a fucking spoon!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do you think he believes what he says?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he’s a nightmare at a dinner party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think he believes what he says?"

I do believe he believes it. He has made quite a lot of quite staggering claims about his abilities in the past.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you think he believes what he says?

I do believe he believes it. He has made quite a lot of quite staggering claims about his abilities in the past. "

I've seen quite a lot of that recently. That's degree level delusion isn't it. The professional mediums seem to also have this ability

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Do you think he believes what he says?

I do believe he believes it. He has made quite a lot of quite staggering claims about his abilities in the past.

I've seen quite a lot of that recently. That's degree level delusion isn't it. The professional mediums seem to also have this ability "

I remember that the late James Randy was none too impressed with Uri’s ‘abilities’ and even wrote a book specifically debunking him and his wild claims.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you think he believes what he says?

I do believe he believes it. He has made quite a lot of quite staggering claims about his abilities in the past.

I've seen quite a lot of that recently. That's degree level delusion isn't it. The professional mediums seem to also have this ability

I remember that the late James Randy was none too impressed with Uri’s ‘abilities’ and even wrote a book specifically debunking him and his wild claims."

I notice famous medium Colin Fry has not contacted anyone from the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was Flash (ahhhh ah) saviour of the universe!! did that

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I thought it was Flash (ahhhh ah) saviour of the universe!! did that "

‘Gordon’s Alive?!’ …..But He’s sadly presently indisposed; Ming The Merciless is being a real pain in the butt again so off into space Earth’s best quarterback went to put a stop to Ming’s nefarious plans

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Bless him. God loves a trier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was Flash (ahhhh ah) saviour of the universe!! did that

‘Gordon’s Alive?!’ …..But He’s sadly presently indisposed; Ming The Merciless is being a real pain in the butt again so off into space Earth’s best quarterback went to put a stop to Ming’s nefarious plans "

Of course he’s alive (possibly isolating with ‘Rona?) glad he has back up against the dastardly Ming. When will those bad guys ever learn

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Hope he doesn’t bend the teaspoon that bloke used for sounding

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Putin will soon see sense when all his spoons are bent.

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

Jacko's main man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Uri

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Russia sorted Rasputin so I guess their not scared of Uri much.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Uri, I hope you've got a quick eye for the hypersonic ones

C.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Nobody and I mean nobody has figured out how or why his spoons bend

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

All joking apart would it be funny if one of his nuclear subs did indeed self destruct

I did see some footage a little while back where one of the Russian missiles launched and immediately turned around and returned to the launch vehicle

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is uri geller genuine..

He has replicated it in the lab but these science types could not solve the quiz

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