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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Got a fit bit/step counting watch but haven’t managed to fulfil your steps quota for today?

No problem!

Simply adorn your watch on your dominant hand and masturbate joyously as though demonically possessed.

Instant steps!

You’re more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that's funny OP because that's totally not a thing I already do. Absolutely hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didnt know that was what a fitbit was i thought it was a tick tock thingy for gym types

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight "
or you could be sleepwalking

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight or you could be sleepwalking"

Or sleep wanking

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


" i didnt know that was what a fitbit was i thought it was a tick tock thingy for gym types "

Obviously it's a wrist accessory for wankers

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight "

Fidget.....yeah, right x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight or you could be sleepwalking"

Possibly

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Or attach the device to your dog's tail and feed it treats all evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight or you could be sleepwalking

Or sleep wanking"

Gutted to have missed it if I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good tip!

I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight

Fidget.....yeah, right x"

Shush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i didnt know that was what a fitbit was i thought it was a tick tock thingy for gym types

Obviously it's a wrist accessory for wankers "
im so out of touch i thought it was the fleshlight flashlight confusion all over again  some poor sod out there with a dick the size of a AAA battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set the GPS on mine, fasten it to my vibrator and catapult it out of the window. Makes it look like I did a dead fast run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I set the GPS on mine, fasten it to my vibrator and catapult it out of the window. Makes it look like I did a dead fast run. "

I’ll remember that the next time you send me a strava screenshot. Ya big cheater you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I set the GPS on mine, fasten it to my vibrator and catapult it out of the window. Makes it look like I did a dead fast run.

I’ll remember that the next time you send me a strava screenshot. Ya big cheater you. "

Haha! Now everyone knows my tricks, I can't beat about getting PBs on the weekly parkrun thread.

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