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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.

It's all over the Budes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an absolute disgrace Jim and no mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s going on here guys?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Mmmm…humans….tasty…’

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It's all the fault of those so called scientists. Or possibly dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all the fault of those so called scientists. Or possibly dinosaurs."

With AK47’s?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We should ban sharks from the Cornish coast. Put signs up. That should do it

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It's the French up to their old tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharknado, it’s coming, you heard it here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These buggers must be stopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/08/22 19:16:38]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Shark removed by poster at 02/08/22 19:16:38]"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it."

Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should stop the swimmers wild swim because they run the risk of meeting the local wildlife

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Jim, fyi,

Selachimorphology is the scientific study of sharks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.

Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this? "

Probably not, but Nigel Farage will be out in his boat in the channel looking

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?"

Have you been drinking?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?"

Apparently not. That's Galeophobia

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?

Have you been drinking?

"

Only a pint so far.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?"

Galeophobia, or the fear of sharks, comes from the Greek words “Galeos” sharks and “Phobos” fear.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.

Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this?

Probably not, but Nigel Farage will be out in his boat in the channel looking "

If only he was snorkeling.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Used to be lots of shark fishing off Cornwall years ago, hope that snorkeler was tagged and released

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

We all take these risks when we enter the habitat of a predator........

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?

Have you been drinking?

Only a pint so far. "

I'm sure you could fit another one in.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?

Have you been drinking?

Only a pint so far.

I'm sure you could fit another one in. "

I can. I'm working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brody : We're going to put on the extra- the extra summer deputies as quickly as possible, and then we're going to try and use, uh, shark-spotters on the beach. Mrs. Taft : [cuts him off] Are you going to close the beaches? Brody : [after brief pause] Yes, we are.

and “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, fyi,

Selachimorphology is the scientific study of sharks. "

Isn't Selach a character from Emmerdale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?"

No, it's fear of one of the Dingles from Emmerdale.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

All together now

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All together now

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo"

Hahahaha

But… you’re in the sharks space… you have to expect that, you’d be the same if the shark flopped about your hoose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All together now

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Hahahaha

But… you’re in the sharks space… you have to expect that, you’d be the same if the shark flopped about your hoose "

I'm gonna need a bigger house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left shark stole the show if you know you know

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"It's all the fault of those so called scientists. Or possibly dinosaurs."

Did they jump the shark?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Does that mean selachimorphobia is a fear of sharks?

No, it's fear of one of the Dingles from Emmerdale. "

I feel better informed.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.

It's all over the Budes."

I’ve laughed at this way more than I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all the fault of those so called scientists. Or possibly dinosaurs.

With AK47’s?"

dinosaurs Prefer 50 calls or wrist breakers 500 mags

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Go team shark!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"All together now

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo"

Ooooooooo we have a video about that

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Sorry but I bloody love sharks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warmer waters maybe or just wrong place wrong time and hungry

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.


"Sorry but I bloody love sharks "

Me too, which is your favourite?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Warmer waters maybe or just wrong place wrong time and hungry "

The shark thought it was Essex tom and thought it was time for a bit of pay back.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Okehampton

There's more to this than meets the eye...

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Cornwall Live: Swimmer bitten by shark off Cornwall says it was 'very scary'.

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/swimmer-bitten-shark-cornwall-says-7412524

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"Cornwall Live: Swimmer bitten by shark off Cornwall says it was 'very scary'.

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/swimmer-bitten-shark-cornwall-says-7412524"

Snorkeling with sharks experience lol

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Paul&shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark ate 2 people in Hurghada Egypt a few weeks ago. The last one was a lady on holiday with family, took her arm and leg off while her loved ones watched on. Was absolutely horrific. Obviously they died. They closed the beaches for a bit. Think I'll give snorkeling a miss for a while

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should blue sharks be fed Cornish pasties?

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove


"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.

It's all over the Budes."

..:

I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.

It's all over the Budes.

..:

I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!"

It could have done a crazy karate style chop thingy with its fins

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove


"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.

It's all over the Budes.

..:

I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!

It could have done a crazy karate style chop thingy with its fins "

…

Haha now that would have been worth seeing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.

It's all over the Budes.

..:

I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!

It could have done a crazy karate style chop thingy with its fins

…

Haha now that would have been worth seeing"

I have a vision in my head

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Cornwall Live: Swimmer bitten by shark off Cornwall says it was 'very scary'.

"

No fucking shit!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Should blue sharks be fed Cornish pasties?"

They wouldn't dare...the gulls wouldn't allow it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.

Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this? "

Aye she's going to pay france millions to keep em out then when that fails she'll deport em to Rwanda

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Sorry but I bloody love sharks

Me too, which is your favourite?"

It has to be the Great White really but love all of them, have a slightly altered thresher tattooed on my thigh... They are all so beautiful but the GW is just fascinating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should blue sharks be fed Cornish pasties?

They wouldn't dare...the gulls wouldn't allow it.."

Seagulls v Blue Sharks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should build a wall to keep them out!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!"

That'll teach the evil buggers

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

This thread thread has made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!"

I think we should make the sharks build the wall.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!

I think we should make the sharks build the wall."

Nah..they'd never fin ish it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!

I think we should make the sharks build the wall.

Nah..they'd never fin ish it "

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!

I think we should make the sharks build the wall.

Nah..they'd never fin ish it "

Wheres Hadrian? He builds good walls

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!

I think we should make the sharks build the wall.

Nah..they'd never fin ish it

Wheres Hadrian? He builds good walls "

Really? Have you seen the state of the one he built? It's in a right state. Needs completely rebuilding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these sharks coming to our country, trying to eat our swimmers!!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"All these sharks coming to our country, trying to eat our swimmers!! "

Because the local sharks won't do it for the wages.

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Looks like the jaws 22 or is it 23 or more now will be filmed on the cornish coast.. maybe the should start a new series of babewatch (baywatch) there too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!

I think we should make the sharks build the wall.

Nah..they'd never fin ish it

Wheres Hadrian? He builds good walls

Really? Have you seen the state of the one he built? It's in a right state. Needs completely rebuilding "

Bloody Romans, what did they ever do for us?!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Sorry but I bloody love sharks

Me too, which is your favourite?

It has to be the Great White really but love all of them, have a slightly altered thresher tattooed on my thigh... They are all so beautiful but the GW is just fascinating "

You are right they are all beautiful .

I love the cookie cutter shark, that little guy has no fear.

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