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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake" *heads to microwave* | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake *heads to microwave*" I have already tried  | |||
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"Did you know if a pig is standing normally on all four legs it cannot look straight up to the sky" I did not know that! How do they know if its going to rain?... | |||
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"And chunks of floating whale vomit is worth a lot of money " I thought it was whale snot that was worth a lot of money. | |||
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"Did you know if a pig is standing normally on all four legs it cannot look straight up to the sky I did not know that! How do they know if its going to rain?..." They look to see if the farmer or his wife is standing outside.  | |||
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" A cunning marketing ploy to get folk to buy a flake "I would do a special deal on flakes for you | |||
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"And chunks of floating whale vomit is worth a lot of money " Ambergris.....not worth as much as it used to be though, as a synthetic version is used for perfumes etc these days | |||
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"Did you know if a pig is standing normally on all four legs it cannot look straight up to the sky I did not know that! How do they know if its going to rain?..." I imagine if they get wet enough they'll figure it out haha | |||
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"And chunks of floating whale vomit is worth a lot of money " I didn't know that... Where can we find whale vomit and who would buy it?.... | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't... "What happens when you put a bit of flake in your mouth and hold it there? Does it melt then? | |||
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"*Fetches flamethrower…. " Have you used a flame thrower before? | |||
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"*Fetches flamethrower…. Have you used a flame thrower before? "Um….in truth, admittedly not, but I have lit a few matches in my time. Surely it can’t be much different…..?  | |||
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"Can't you melt it in a sort of bain-marie contraption? Would that work? Look Ash, I love you but don't have the energy to do that. Test it out and report back please. " I will ask Mrs Hot Ash if she has such a contraption and report back to you later... | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't...
What happens when you put a bit of flake in your mouth and hold it there? Does it melt then?"No it won't melt | |||
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"... that 'gullible' read upside down looks like a fish?" I once told a colleague if you say the word ‘Gullible’ really slow it sounds like you’re saying the word ‘Orange’. He tried it, I’m not sorry about how much that made me laugh. | |||
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"Can't you melt it in a sort of bain-marie contraption? Would that work? Look Ash, I love you but don't have the energy to do that. Test it out and report back please. I will ask Mrs Hot Ash if she has such a contraption and report back to you later... "Everyone does. To the non-twatty amongst us, hot water, saucepan, glass bowl on it. | |||
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"... that 'gullible' read upside down looks like a fish?" I didn't know that... What kind of fish?.... | |||
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"*Fetches flamethrower…. Have you used a flame thrower before?
Um….in truth, admittedly not, but I have lit a few matches in my time. Surely it can’t be much different…..? "I wish you good luck...please let us know on tonight's nocturnal thread how your experiment went... | |||
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"*Fetches flamethrower…. Have you used a flame thrower before?
Um….in truth, admittedly not, but I have lit a few matches in my time. Surely it can’t be much different…..?
I wish you good luck...please let us know on tonight's nocturnal thread how your experiment went... "I've used blow torches where the fuel was paraffin. You can emulate a flame thrower with one of those.  | |||
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"Can't you melt it in a sort of bain-marie contraption? Would that work? Look Ash, I love you but don't have the energy to do that. Test it out and report back please. I will ask Mrs Hot Ash if she has such a contraption and report back to you later...
Everyone does. To the non-twatty amongst us, hot water, saucepan, glass bowl on it."I will try this experiment after dinner | |||
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"And chunks of floating whale vomit is worth a lot of money I didn't know that... Where can we find whale vomit and who would buy it?...." If you are lucky you might find it washed up on a beach, then you could auction it to the highest bidder or go straight to a high end perfume maker like creed who use it in their fragrance called aventus. | |||
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" A cunning marketing ploy to get folk to buy a flake "And he has definitely fallen for it. On the plus side we have an abundance of flakes in the house. | |||
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"I am going to use the Physics lab to completely combust a Flake "Please don't blow up the physics lab trying to combust the flake! | |||
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"And chunks of floating whale vomit is worth a lot of money I didn't know that... Where can we find whale vomit and who would buy it?.... If you are lucky you might find it washed up on a beach, then you could auction it to the highest bidder or go straight to a high end perfume maker like creed who use it in their fragrance called aventus. "Thanks for the info..I'm off to Southend tomorrow morning on the look out for whale vomit on the beach.... | |||
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"Can't you melt it in a sort of bain-marie contraption? Would that work? Look Ash, I love you but don't have the energy to do that. Test it out and report back please. I will ask Mrs Hot Ash if she has such a contraption and report back to you later... "What do you mean a contraption? It's literally a Pan and a bowl!  | |||
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"Did you know there are more stars in the observable universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the world "I didn't know that.... That's a lot of stars.... | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't... "Did you know the flake was created by accident and nobody has been able to work out how Cadburys makes flakes? That is why they are no copies of a flake made by another company. | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't...
Did you know the flake was created by accident and nobody has been able to work out how Cadburys makes flakes? That is why they are no copies of a flake made by another company. "Galaxy make a flake-like product, covered in chocolate. The Ripple  | |||
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"... that 'gullible' read upside down looks like a fish?" Also, there is no such word in an English dictionary as gullible. | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't...
Did you know the flake was created by accident and nobody has been able to work out how Cadburys makes flakes? That is why they are no copies of a flake made by another company.
Galaxy make a flake-like product, covered in chocolate. The Ripple "It is not the same. It is different. The ripple is like a Cadbury twirl. Cadburys have said a twirl is not a flake covered in chocolate. They said they are two totally different products. | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't... "I Know that tried it once | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't...
Did you know the flake was created by accident and nobody has been able to work out how Cadburys makes flakes? That is why they are no copies of a flake made by another company.
Galaxy make a flake-like product, covered in chocolate. The Ripple
It is not the same. It is different.
The ripple is like a Cadbury twirl. Cadburys have said a twirl is not a flake covered in chocolate. They said they are two totally different products. "I did say flake-like | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't...
Did you know the flake was created by accident and nobody has been able to work out how Cadburys makes flakes? That is why they are no copies of a flake made by another company. "I didn't know that there were no copies of flakes from other companies. | |||
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"That earwigs don't wear wigs " I didn't know that.... What do they wear then?... | |||
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" A cunning marketing ploy to get folk to buy a flake
And he has definitely fallen for it. On the plus side we have an abundance of flakes in the house. "...well if you've got plenty to share!? | |||
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"All sounds a bit flakey to me"
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"My t shirt a couple of hours after eating it says otherwise "Why did you eat your T shirt? | |||
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"My t shirt a couple of hours after eating it says otherwise
Why did you eat your T shirt? " | |||
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"Really? I sat on mine earlier and it melted into the sofa." I would melt too if I was sat on your sofa.... | |||
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"... that 'gullible' read upside down looks like a fish? Also, there is no such word in an English dictionary as gullible. " Added that to my knowledge base but didn't bother to check! | |||
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"And chunks of floating whale vomit is worth a lot of money Ambergris.....not worth as much as it used to be though, as a synthetic version is used for perfumes etc these days " Nor is it vomited but excreted from the anus | |||
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"Did you know that you can't melt a Cadburys flake... Anyone got anything else you know that we don't... "You can melt a monty bojangles chocolate scoffy, by placing it under your foreskin and putting a close peg on the end for about 5mins. Works on ladies too with the relevant adjustments. Not sure if this would work for a flake , maybe someone could try it and report back ? | |||
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