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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm heading into the shower very shortly. I'm gonna shave my legs and everything (yes, even my hairy wookie arse)

I want you to give it to me.

Shower music of course!

What shall I blast whilst getting all wet?

Create me a playlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then a bit of Fleetwood Mac

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

It's raining men!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then a bit of Fleetwood Mac"

Thread closed.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Then a bit of Fleetwood Mac"

Definitely "The Chain"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Then a bit of Fleetwood Mac

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Is it long? I'll never get shaved if it's an average length song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tantric - Breakdown

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I'm shaving in the rain

Just shaving in the rain

What a glorious feeling

I'm happy again.....

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

“I’m shaving off my muff for you” by Whitney Houston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put some Shakira on

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"put some Shakira on "

If I shake in the shower it'll be like a tsunami!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm Worth It - Danielle Bradbury.

Because you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"put some Shakira on

If I shake in the shower it'll be like a tsunami!"

Whenever, wherever

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Purple rain

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Vodun - Mawu

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Foy Vance - pain never hurt me like love

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Tom Grennan - Remind me

Cos that's reminded me I need to shave my legs too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then a bit of Fleetwood Mac

Thread closed.

Is it long? I'll never get shaved if it's an average length song "

Full length Rappers Delight, 18 minutes. That long enough to trim your hedge?

Winston

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Remember my patented arsehole shaving technique m’lady: stand with one leg up on the side of the bath and pull the corresponding buttock outwards; This gives one easier razor access to one’s leather bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipknot - People = Shit.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment


"Slipknot - People = Shit. "

One of my favorites

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…..oh and music wise….how about the Dies Irae movement from Verdi’s Requiem? (It certainly goes well if one happens to inadvertently nic one’s anus)

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I'm dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower

La-da-di, la-da-da, la-da-da

Singing in the shower

La-da-di, la-da-da, la-da-da

Singing in the shower

By Becky G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marty mone ~ hit the diff

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Pour some sugar on me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Pp.

If it's you shaving.

You're going to need something long. I almost linked something less appropriate.

https://youtu.be/3QGMCSCFoKA

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Razors Edge - Meat Loaf

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You need something with a good rhythm to shave to.

How about Oxygene Pt 4-Jean-Michel Jarre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need something with a good rhythm to shave to."

Shave to the Rhythm - Grace Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember my patented arsehole shaving technique m’lady: stand with one leg up on the side of the bath and pull the corresponding buttock outwards; This gives one easier razor access to one’s leather bagel "

But how do you get rid of the mohican down inside the bumhole valley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you are shaving your “Wookiee ass” but as a tribute I suggest

“chewbacca, what a Wookiee” by Supernova

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Du hast by rammstein

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK I'm out.

I still have a wookie arse but my legs are done.

So I guess if you just saw my arse and legs it could pass for the back of a man with no neck and short hairs head and arms.

I don't have a bath, just a tiny shower tray so not able to lift a leg and rest it on the bath.

My shower is also on a timer so I don't fall and drown in the whole quarter of an inch shower tray (assuming my mountain of hair blocks the hole preventing the water using the drain)

So yeah, shaved legs, hairy arse. Best not sit on my fleece throw bare bummed, I might get stuck to it.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr"

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire "

I say that now, but come the morning I'll be prickly and wonder why the fuck I bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire

I say that now, but come the morning I'll be prickly and wonder why the fuck I bothered. "

You bothered because you’re worth it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Remember my patented arsehole shaving technique m’lady: stand with one leg up on the side of the bath and pull the corresponding buttock outwards; This gives one easier razor access to one’s leather bagel

But how do you get rid of the mohican down inside the bumhole valley? "

That is a good question; The bisons’ mane is indeed a tricky area to shave and the inability to do so causes great anxiety and misery to so many people around the world.

Luckily, after years of experimentation however, I can now exclusively reveal my new, patented technique

Parting one’s buttocks in my previously stated manner, one should slalom the razor over and down into the hairy valley in a manner not dissimilar to riding a BMX bike or else a skateboard down and up one of those special ramps as are used in such competitions.

The result: a meticulously smooth crack that will be the talk of any dinner party or social gathering

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire

I say that now, but come the morning I'll be prickly and wonder why the fuck I bothered.

You bothered because you’re worth it"

Funny old game innit. I'm more than forthright in saying to other people "please don't treat me that way, I'm worth far more than that" yet I rarely pull myself up on the bullshit way I treat myself and just accept it.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Remember my patented arsehole shaving technique m’lady: stand with one leg up on the side of the bath and pull the corresponding buttock outwards; This gives one easier razor access to one’s leather bagel

But how do you get rid of the mohican down inside the bumhole valley?

That is a good question; The bisons’ mane is indeed a tricky area to shave and the inability to do so causes great anxiety and misery to so many people around the world.

Luckily, after years of experimentation however, I can now exclusively reveal my new, patented technique

Parting one’s buttocks in my previously stated manner, one should slalom the razor over and down into the hairy valley in a manner not dissimilar to riding a BMX bike or else a skateboard down and up one of those special ramps as are used in such competitions.

The result: a meticulously smooth crack that will be the talk of any dinner party or social gathering

"

You can do mine for me. Just mind the grapes.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Remember my patented arsehole shaving technique m’lady: stand with one leg up on the side of the bath and pull the corresponding buttock outwards; This gives one easier razor access to one’s leather bagel

But how do you get rid of the mohican down inside the bumhole valley?

That is a good question; The bisons’ mane is indeed a tricky area to shave and the inability to do so causes great anxiety and misery to so many people around the world.

Luckily, after years of experimentation however, I can now exclusively reveal my new, patented technique

Parting one’s buttocks in my previously stated manner, one should slalom the razor over and down into the hairy valley in a manner not dissimilar to riding a BMX bike or else a skateboard down and up one of those special ramps as are used in such competitions.

The result: a meticulously smooth crack that will be the talk of any dinner party or social gathering

You can do mine for me. Just mind the grapes."

I’ll do my very best not to nick them m’lady; I even have a spoon here to gently lift them out of the way whilst my razor does it’s magic

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

More importantly...Take two bottles into the shower?...

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over a year ago


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire "

Well I hope it worked and you're not too stubbly in the morning.

Mr

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Suppers Ready - Genesis whole side of an album or Comfortably Numb on repeat..

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"More importantly...Take two bottles into the shower?..."

There's about 8 in there, all with dregs in.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire

Well I hope it worked and you're not too stubbly in the morning.

Mr"

I'll be just right to light a match off

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"More importantly...Take two bottles into the shower?...

There's about 8 in there, all with dregs in. "

Wash And Go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I’m shaving off my muff for you” by Whitney Houston "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Music aside, the big question is are you planning all this shaving because you're fed up with being hairy or is there someone you want to be smooth for?

Mr

Oh gawd no, just wanted to feel fresh and like I give a shit about myself ya know? It doesn't happen often these days but when it does, I'm glad I do it.

I do need a new razor blade tho. Fucking hellfire

Well I hope it worked and you're not too stubbly in the morning.

Mr

I'll be just right to light a match off "

Be careful around those offcuts. lots of bushfires lately..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Every step you take I'll be Washing you

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