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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It has come to my attention* that some people (who shall remain nameless but will no doubt out themselves on this thread) are non believers.

That is, they do not believe that I am sweet and innocent

So... I need y'all. You believe me, don't you!! I mean, it is totally true n evryfink

Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge... clear my name for I AM sweet and innocent dammit! (Which is why I'm here and clearly why y'all find me so irresistible)

What say you?

* This is absolutely a total attention seeking post but also I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahaha

Love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re an angel

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hahahahahaha

Love your sweetness n innocence

Back atcha lovely

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re an angel

I so am. I'm glad you remember this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What !!!

Who said this ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very cute,sweet and innocent me

As are you......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What !!!

Who said this ??

People who are wrong! Wrong, I tell you!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very cute,sweet and innocent me

As are you......"

Yes. Yes we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do it.

I'm really sorry but I just can't.

Lying's not in my nature.

So I'm sorry to whomever this shocks but.....you are angelic, Madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What !!!

Who said this ??

People who are wrong! Wrong, I tell you!

So wrong

Shall I beat them up??

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I plead the fifth

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't do it.

I'm really sorry but I just can't.

Lying's not in my nature.

So I'm sorry to whomever this shocks but.....you are angelic, Madame

I knew I could rely on you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What !!!

Who said this ??

People who are wrong! Wrong, I tell you!

So wrong

Shall I beat them up??

Let's squish them between our boobies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I plead the fifth

But you KNOW I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What !!!

Who said this ??

People who are wrong! Wrong, I tell you!

So wrong

Shall I beat them up??

Let's squish them between our boobies

Pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wonderful and awesome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your wonderful and awesome and totally sweet and innocent "

Thanks Nat

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Sweet yes, innocent no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I plead the filth

Yeah, you said it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet yes, innocent no

Leggy! I thought you would back me up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I plead the filth

Yeah, you said it

You're not allowed to plead anything woman

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Sweet yes, innocent no

Leggy! I thought you would back me up

I did!!! Your Sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cough* bullshit *cough*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet yes, innocent no

Leggy! I thought you would back me up

I did!!! Your Sweet and innocent

Aww thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"*cough* bullshit *cough*

You can smell it too? I think they're spreading muck on the fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always assumed your real name is Angela, Notso. Because you're such an

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've always assumed your real name is Angela, Notso. Because you're such an

See, Jim, you know

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Can we abstain?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can we abstain?

Abstinence is very sweet n innocent... like me!

Therefore I take that to mean you agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re an angel

A hell's angel

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You’re an angel

A hell's angel

Lucifer was an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're alright

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You're alright "

I'm actually half left...

But I take that as agreement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wonderful and awesome and totally sweet and innocent

Thanks Nat

Your welcome anytime

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

If you're sweet and innocent, so am I

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If you're sweet and innocent, so am I

Yes! You absolutely are too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re an angel

Pffft... So was Lucifer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re an angel

Pffft... So was Lucifer

He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You’re an angel

Pffft... So was Lucifer

He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride

A roughy ride eh? Some angels get all the luck

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re an angel

Pffft... So was Lucifer

He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride

A roughy ride eh? Some angels get all the luck

You know it baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re an angel

Pffft... So was Lucifer

He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride

Ok, I'm convinced. You are are sweet and innocent you poor thing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge.."

•

Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.

You're pop'lar.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re an angel

Pffft... So was Lucifer

He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride

Ok, I'm convinced. You are are sweet and innocent you poor thing

I knew I liked you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge..

•

Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.

You're pop'lar.

I may be paraphrasing... but you said I'm sweet n innocent, right...?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I cannot possibly comment......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm just glad to see you back

P.S .. You sweet and innocent

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I cannot possibly comment......

You know I'm taking all these type of comments as agreement with me, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm just glad to see you back

P.S .. You are sweet and innocent

Exactly.

And you just like to see my back cos you're looking at my butt

Oh. Wait. Oops. I read that wrong. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you are

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Absolutely filthy. Stop asking me to send dick pics

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge..

•

Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.

You're pop'lar.

I may be paraphrasing... but you said I'm sweet n innocent, right...?"

•

I didn't say that but I'll take the credit notwithstanding. You are paraphrasing.

Yeah, you're sweet. You're sucrose. I have my dentist on a retainer. And it's all because of you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Absolutely filthy. Stop asking me to send dick pics

That was Nora. She hacked my account just for that purpose

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Absolutely filthy. Stop asking me to send dick pics

That was Nora. She hacked my account just for that purpose

Ahhh crafty one she is

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Of course you are

And I knew I could rely on you too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge..

•

Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.

You're pop'lar.

I may be paraphrasing... but you said I'm sweet n innocent, right...?

•

I didn't say that but I'll take the credit notwithstanding. You are paraphrasing.

Yeah, you're sweet. You're sucrose. I have my dentist on a retainer. And it's all because of you.

Dentists are good people. You should have done that anyway

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm the sweet and innocent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m lost for words Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Absolutely filthy. Stop asking me to send dick pics

That was Nora. She hacked my account just for that purpose

Ahhh crafty one she is

She pretends she doesn't like a willy pic... but really she is all over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I scared you off with my face pic op

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm the sweet and innocent one

Um.

Erm.

Errrrrrrm.

You are too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m lost for words Posh

The words you want are... "Yes, you are, Posh"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thought I scared you off with my face pic op"

Noooooo... although that's awkward timing on my part. Sorry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm the sweet and innocent one

Um.

Erm.

Errrrrrrm.

You are too

Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm the sweet and innocent one

Um.

Erm.

Errrrrrrm.

You are too

Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips....

Ok. I'm torn. Do I reply with....

"The bottom lips... this is probably true. The top lips... um... I plead the fifth"

Or...

"That's why you never disagree when people say you're talking out of your arse"

Or...

"You type them instead"

Or...

"I know. Cos sweet n innocent, innit

I'm going with the last one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm the sweet and innocent one

Um.

Erm.

Errrrrrrm.

You are too

Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips....

Ok. I'm torn. Do I reply with....

"The bottom lips... this is probably true. The top lips... um... I plead the fifth"

Or...

"That's why you never disagree when people say you're talking out of your arse"

Or...

"You type them instead"

Or...

"I know. Cos sweet n innocent, innit

I'm going with the last one

Tough, innit?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm the sweet and innocent one

Um.

Erm.

Errrrrrrm.

You are too

Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips....

Ok. I'm torn. Do I reply with....

"The bottom lips... this is probably true. The top lips... um... I plead the fifth"

Or...

"That's why you never disagree when people say you're talking out of your arse"

Or...

"You type them instead"

Or...

"I know. Cos sweet n innocent, innit

I'm going with the last one

Tough, innit?!

The brain just kept spinning out of control!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm just glad to see you back

P.S .. You are sweet and innocent

Exactly.

And you just like to see my back cos you're looking at my butt

Oh. Wait. Oops. I read that wrong. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).

Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).

Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…"

Why thank you kindly Mr Mouse

Hang on...

So you don't fancy me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).

Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…

Why thank you kindly Mr Mouse

Hang on...

So you don't fancy me?

That’s not part of the thread, don’t derail your own posts!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).

Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…

Why thank you kindly Mr Mouse

Hang on...

So you don't fancy me?

That’s not part of the thread, don’t derail your own posts!"

I'm sure I'm allowed cos I started it...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).

Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…"

Have you MET The Posh One?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sweet

... Missed you poshy xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ya kiddin right!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So sweet (and innocent)

... Missed you poshy xx"

You too gorgeous

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ya kiddin right!

I know DC! There are actually people who don't believe in my sweetness and innocence! Tis laughable!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I've only chatted with you a few times but always found you the pinnacle of innocence and purity

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"* This is absolutely a total attention seeking post but also I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT

Considering all the times I have sent you unsolicited cock and ball photos and not once have you replied to my messages, I would say you are so much more than sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in the lounge forum. I’m naturally suspicious for what anyone says. And with that reasoning. I’m out!! You are not sweet and innocent.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m calling bullshit.

I know where the bodies are buried.

I would have replied sooner but I’ve only just stopped laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m calling bullshit.

I know where the bodies are buried.

I would have replied sooner but I’ve only just stopped laughing "

So am I now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've only chatted with you a few times but always found you the pinnacle of innocence and purity

Someone cynical might suggest that the reason you believe in my innocence is because we have only chatted a few times...

We should prove them wrong

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* This is absolutely a total attention seeking post but also I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT

Considering all the times I have sent you unsolicited cock and ball photos and not once have you replied to my messages, I would say you are so much more than sweet and innocent

Male chickens playing ball games just don't do it for me though!

And do you mean I'm also a delight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a vision of puritanical perfection Posho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all lies! I’m with the nameless people

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m in the lounge forum. I’m naturally suspicious for what anyone says. And with that reasoning. I’m out!! You are sweet and innocent.

Woody!! I knew you would have my back

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m calling bullshit.

I know where the bodies are buried.

I would have replied sooner but I’ve only just stopped laughing "

You can't laugh and type at the same time? Ffs. You're so crap at multitasking!

Also... I thought we had a deal

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus"

This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either

)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m calling bullshit.

I know where the bodies are buried.

I would have replied sooner but I’ve only just stopped laughing

So am I now

New phone. Who dis?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You’re a vision of puritanical perfection Posho! "

Awww Soze

(You're seeing things again?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s all lies! I’m with the nameless people "

But... what?

Noooo!

I'm really hurt now

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Phew your back - I thought I was having to carry this sweet and innocent torch all be myself

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Phew your back - I thought I was having to carry this sweet and innocent torch all be myself

It is a heavy burden... but made easier when we share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus

This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either

)"
not even a little scratch

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Damn.

I was going to ask if you fancied a fuck, but being all sweet and innocent and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus

This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either

)not even a little scratch

Not in the embrace

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Damn.

I was going to ask if you fancied a fuck, but being all sweet and innocent and all that.

I'm sure I haven't a clue what this fuck is of which you speak

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus

This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either

)not even a little scratch

Not in the embrace

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!"

Or a bloody good liar

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!

Or a bloody good liar

Nooooo. Don't be mean to my friend. She very clever and intuitive

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus

This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!

Or a bloody good liar

Ahem. I will take genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot confirm nor deny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve very shocked and outraged at such slander, these people clearly do not know you

…..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus

This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either

)

True story

See... you know I haven't felt it's embrace

Thank you for backing me up darling

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!

Or a bloody good liar

Ahem. I will take genius.

Hmmmm

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I cannot confirm nor deny

Don't get splinters from sitting on that fence

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve very shocked and outraged at such slander, these people clearly do not know you

….. "

Well hello there you astute and handsome fellow

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!

Or a bloody good liar

Ahem. I will take genius.

Hmmmm

She IS a genius, Fucknugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.

You are clearly a genius!

Or a bloody good liar

Ahem. I will take genius.

Hmmmm

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Having met you personally, I know your are

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I've only chatted with you a few times but always found you the pinnacle of innocence and purity

Someone cynical might suggest that the reason you believe in my innocence is because we have only chatted a few times...

We should prove them wrong

I'm sure they'd never think that!!

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