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I ate a big packet of salt and vinegar crisps yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The inside of my mouth still feels melted.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The best feeling. Hard earned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best feeling. Hard earned. "

*Flexes right bicep*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive."

Yorkie bar for pudding?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Would you like some Raspberry Ripple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive."

Only if they were McCoy’s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like some Raspberry Ripple? "

Yes please. I had two ice creams yesterday, thinking it would ease the burn. Obviously I need to eat more fat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive.

Only if they were McCoy’s."

The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive.

Only if they were McCoy’s.

The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's."

But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive.

Only if they were McCoy’s.

The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.

But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?"

You've been had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive.

Only if they were McCoy’s.

The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.

But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?

You've been had."

Damn it. Next you’ll tell me I can’t play tennis wearing a tampon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inside of my mouth still feels melted."

Good but not as good as paprika walkers plus you can get 1 month free streaming trail for paramount+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.

Only real men survive.

Only if they were McCoy’s.

The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.

But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?

You've been had.

Damn it. Next you’ll tell me I can’t play tennis wearing a tampon "

You mean all those commercials with women suddenly playing sport when they have a period are true? wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The inside of my mouth still feels melted.

Good but not as good as paprika walkers plus you can get 1 month free streaming trail for paramount+"

I don't think I want a steaming trail.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Brave man. I can't touch salt and vinegar now or I don't have any skin left on the roof of my mouth, and the pain is abominable.

Try eating a yoghurt.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction. "

Careful, she'll be on love island before you know it with that look!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction.

Careful, she'll be on love island before you know it with that look!"

god help them is all I can say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh

I admire you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Discos. The salt and vinegar ones always took the roof of your mouth off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat salt n vinegar squares

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brave man. I can't touch salt and vinegar now or I don't have any skin left on the roof of my mouth, and the pain is abominable.

Try eating a yoghurt."

I've had a yoghurt, Nanna.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction. "

Some people pay good money for lips like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gosh

I admire you "

Thank you.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Wow and there wasn't a pickled egg in the packet, what is the world coming to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Discos. The salt and vinegar ones always took the roof of your mouth off "

Disco crisps, I remember those in the 1990s. Oh, I'm thinking of something else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mouth is still melted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inside of my mouth still feels melted."

Hope it was a blue coloured packet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The inside of my mouth still feels melted.

Hope it was a blue coloured packet"

It was green.

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