FabSwingers.com forum: Im not gay BUT

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get lot and lots of attention off men! I dont block men cause sometimes men message me about things I say in the forum but even tho it states im not gay or looking for guys I still get messages winks and friend invites ( ladys I know how you feel!)

Anyway it made me wonder how much I could sell my arse virginity for???? lol

not asking for real just curious

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

£10.50 and a larger shandy.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am not a great bum sex lover....

good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£10.50 and a larger shandy."

Jesus thats temping!

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

"£10.50 and a larger shandy.

Jesus thats temping! "

I'll have to give you the details of the professional that messaged offering to be generous he would probably pay way more than that according to his message to us anyway...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"£10.50 and a larger shandy.

Jesus thats temping! "

If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£10.50 and a larger shandy.

Jesus thats temping!

If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse."

This is just getting more and more tempting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£10.50 and a larger shandy.

Jesus thats temping!

I'll have to give you the details of the professional that messaged offering to be generous he would probably pay way more than that according to his message to us anyway... "

Yes send him my way! lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've got 73p in loose change and a packet of Haribo...should I lube up the strap-on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give ya 10 marbles, 2 conkers and a dead frog. Will throw in my wife's recipe for lemon ice cream if pushed.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'll give ya 10 marbles, 2 conkers and a dead frog. Will throw in my wife's recipe for lemon ice cream if pushed.

Ya can have my arse just for Siren's ice cream recipe...sorry it's not a virgin one

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I know, I give it away for nothing

some people, just so needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I know, I give it away for nothing

some people, just so needy

Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I know, I give it away for nothing

some people, just so needy

Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew

I get your jizz.....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oops Jist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I know, I give it away for nothing

some people, just so needy

Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew

I get your jizz.....

Not this side of five pints you don't

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I know, I give it away for nothing

some people, just so needy

Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew

I get your jizz.....

Not this side of five pints you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"£10.50 and a larger shandy.

Jesus thats temping!

If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse."

It could end up that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I have none! I actually would sell my body!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I have none! I actually would sell my body!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"£10.50 and a larger shandy.

Jesus thats temping!

If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse.

It could end up that way

It would make an interesting photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im holding out for better offers

£200 is best so far lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?"

You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?

You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa

lol was half a biccy but the dog had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im holding out for better offers

£200 is best so far lol"

Was that from the bloke with the elephant willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im holding out for better offers

£200 is best so far lol

Was that from the bloke with the elephant willy?

Yes you know him? I thought if Im gona do it I may aswell go the whole hog! lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Im holding out for better offers

£200 is best so far lol"

gie's a free gammy,and i'll give you my jizz for free.

pucker up,here it cums,Oi!! pucker up wider than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?

You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa

lol was half a biccy but the dog had it

1/2p ??

How old is your sofa? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?

You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa

lol was half a biccy but the dog had it

1/2p ??

How old is your sofa? Lol

lol not sure

not really that old.

Have just found the other wheel

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

There is a recession on ya know ! lol x

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?

You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa

lol was half a biccy but the dog had it

1/2p ??

How old is your sofa? Lol

lol not sure

not really that old.

Have just found the other wheel

Reminds me of a song....

"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel..."!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p!

Deal?

You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa

lol was half a biccy but the dog had it

1/2p ??

How old is your sofa? Lol

lol not sure

not really that old.

Have just found the other wheel

Reminds me of a song....

"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel..."!

wish you guys would stop making me laugh i cant get rid of this cough and keep choking every time i laugh

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Don't saying you want to sell your arse.... That may help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen this somewhere else...cant think where...racking my brains....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Gay for pay?!

Where are your standards?

I have none! I actually would sell my body! "

They have believed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really. "

MrView is? diont make me laugh...he's begging for cock pics as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really. "

Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really.

MrView is? diont make me laugh...he's begging for cock pics as we speak"

Not me... I is retired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol fuck it I will block guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get lot and lots of attention off men! I dont block men cause sometimes men message me about things I say in the forum but even tho it states im not gay or looking for guys I still get messages winks and friend invites ( ladys I know how you feel!)

Anyway it made me wonder how much I could sell my arse virginity for???? lol

not asking for real just curious"

Well you do have appealing buttocks are you 100% sure you know your sexuality? you could always experiment a little just to be sure you know..when are you free?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really.

Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent "

psssttt ... that was another thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol fuck it I will block guys "

anyway..straight gangbang down ur way tomorra, I'm bringing a hot chick...fuckin tasty mate...och!...blocked guys...shame...was a limited offer...someone else got ur place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really.

Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent

psssttt ... that was another thread!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really.

Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent

psssttt ... that was another thread!

Yep, couldn't find the landlady in his virgin arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£10.50 and a larger shandy."

lol. at todays rates id take that mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"................. pssst

boys, he's straight. Really.

Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent

psssttt ... that was another thread!

Yep, couldn't find the landlady in his virgin arse.

Ha ha I know I bought it all on myself lol so keep the jokes coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheekymonkey, I know I have pulled ur leg a couple of times now (but that's more to do with my kiwi fetish than my love of rosey bum cheeks), but can I just say in all seriousness that your posts this past couple of weeks have been a breath of fresh air.

Other than a couple of things you have said that made me go EEK, you have brightened things up for a good few forumites I dare say and done yourself many favours in doing so.

The moaners, the whingers, the nay sayers and the haters that abound in here at times could learn a lot from the way you approach the forums.

You get a big (non gay) pat on the back from me !

I would have offered you a

but I have learned never to trust a man in a single white glove

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