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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just driven 300 miles from Devon to Leeds. I counted 10 crashes, 4 involved Beemers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So that means 6 didnt.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I have just driven 300 miles from Devon to Leeds. I counted 10 crashes, 4 involved Beemers "

They were probably all distracted by your red, white and blues....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Possibly due to fact they are rear wheel drive ....wet roads and driver not knowing how to handle a rear wheel car properly....just a thought

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Possibly due to fact they are rear wheel drive ....wet roads and driver not knowing how to handle a rear wheel car properly....just a thought "
Agree with you there. Lovely cars but not great in the winter in my own experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have one,but that's the only thing that puts me off them..

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Deffo

Had a Merc (rear wheel drive ) for 6 years... Never crashed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only of they're driven by women

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I'd say my old RX8 Mazda was probably a contender for worse car for accidents in the winter months.....bloody death trap.

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"I have just driven 300 miles from Devon to Leeds. I counted 10 crashes, 4 involved Beemers "

yeah but what were you driving ? And were all 10 seen in your rear view mirror ? Maybe its not the bmw drivers ! Lol (no i dont drive one)

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Lol both our cars are rear wheel drive.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Anybody remember the old VW Beetle with rear wheel drive and engine at the rear? Lovely in all weather conditions and so economical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the original porsche 911 turbo,people would collect at roundabouts to watch fat business men climb lamposts in any weather conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even read the thread but f*ck me

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might add bmw's for years.....safe car, no matter what car, there are idiot drivers...major generalisation which I hate

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon


"You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness. "

yourso right plus bmw x6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Audi drivers!!

Oh - and liking the seasonal name change Ben!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely Audi drivers!!

Oh - and liking the seasonal name change Ben! "

Also have a Audi

You lot and your generalisations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lorry driver bmws very rare let u out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just driven 300 miles from Devon to Leeds. I counted 10 crashes, 4 involved Beemers "

Driven by wankers usually who are trying to make up for lacking in cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generalisations on a whole drive me mad!

It makes no difference what car anyone drives, plenty of tit heads on the roads

Sunday and Skoda..is the best...see....generalisation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just driven 300 miles from Devon to Leeds. I counted 10 crashes, 4 involved Beemers

Driven by wankers usually who are trying to make up for lacking in cock. "

There we go!!

I AM NOT!!!

So there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lorry driver bmws very rare let u out. "

Bollocks

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Definitely Audi drivers!!

Oh - and liking the seasonal name change Ben!

Also have a Audi

You lot and your generalisations "

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates "

Also have a 4 x 4 love it, and your generalisation

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness. "

That's funny. My husband is an Audi driver. He is always right up the person in fronts bum. And not in a swingers way. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been driving 15 years!

NEVER one accident... Audi, BMW...4 x4's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say my old RX8 Mazda was probably a contender for worse car for accidents in the winter months.....bloody death trap."

With a 4 wheel steer Honda in second place on icy roads

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates

Also have a 4 x 4 love it, and your generalisation "

Me 2

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

artical on telly today about lolipop men

;they have started wearing camras cos of all the drivers running them over.

main culprits ladys in big german cars

made that last bit up just said big 4x4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say my old RX8 Mazda was probably a contender for worse car for accidents in the winter months.....bloody death trap."

Also had one of these and no accidents

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Generalisations on a whole drive me mad!

It makes no difference what car anyone drives, plenty of tit heads on the roads

Sunday and Skoda..is the best...see....generalisation "

Nothing wrong with skoda's ...grear cars now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates

Also have a 4 x 4 love it, and your generalisation

Me 2 "

I am so glad we concur Ryan...perfect match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Generalisations on a whole drive me mad!

It makes no difference what car anyone drives, plenty of tit heads on the roads

Sunday and Skoda..is the best...see....generalisation

Nothing wrong with skoda's ...grear cars now"

Exactly...as are BMW, Audi's, Mazda and 4 x4's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Generalisations on a whole drive me mad!

It makes no difference what car anyone drives, plenty of tit heads on the roads

Sunday and Skoda..is the best...see....generalisation

Nothing wrong with skoda's ...grear cars now

Exactly...as are BMW, Audi's, Mazda and 4 x4's "

Oh and Lexus and Mercedes

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By *aybe_amyWoman
over a year ago

Wales

This might be made up, but I think I heard once that because Volvos were the safest cars, they were the worst drivers cos they didn't need to be as careful

(Sorry Volvo drivers, not saying it's what I think of course, just repeating something I heard! )

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates

Also have a 4 x 4 love it, and your generalisation

Me 2

I am so glad we concur Ryan...perfect match "

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates

Also have a 4 x 4 love it, and your generalisation

Me 2

I am so glad we concur Ryan...perfect match

Me 2 "

Are you on repeat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Worst are 4 x 4 drivers and cars with personlised numbers plates

Also have a 4 x 4 love it, and your generalisation

Me 2

I am so glad we concur Ryan...perfect match

Me 2

Are you on repeat "

Sorry gad a gherkin stuck between the keys

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

*had

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By *ubybabyCouple
over a year ago

lincoln ish

ive had a bmw x5 for over 5 years now no crashes, good in snow an rain , but boy they know how to charge for repairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Volvo drivers are the worst!

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By *hérieWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

Old enough to remember the Ford Capri, required a bag of sand in the boot for safe sharp cornering. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a bmw, a 4x4 and a large american people carrier and I don't see why any of you mutha fuckers think you have the right to drive on MY roads! get rid of your cars and get on the buses and trains where you all (without exception) belong! And yes I include lorries in that! especially livestock transport. the end.

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs


"Possibly due to fact they are rear wheel drive ....wet roads and driver not knowing how to handle a rear wheel car properly....just a thought "

Lets see engine in the front drive in the back? Short of a 4x4 combination it's the best combo.

Watch TG's test of the latest sporty Astra round the track.

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Rear wheel drive requires a different style of driving from front wheel drive and is much more fun, I have a rear wheel drive.. And no it's not a BMW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this misconception that rear wheel drives are the worse in the bad weather??

I live in NI - we only every have bad weather and theres a real high proportion of Bms on the roads

Eejit drivers will cause accidents no matter what they drive

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Depends on the driver absolutely!

High powered car+rear wheel drive+ inclement weather+ driver who doesn't know what he's doing = accident waiting to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the driver absolutely!

Any car+Any wheel drive+ Any weather+ driver who doesn't know what he's doing = accident waiting to happen"

Just corrected the above. Hope you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, learners are worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly due to fact they are rear wheel drive ....wet roads and driver not knowing how to handle a rear wheel car properly....just a thought "

like trying to push a piece of string in the wet and snow.

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate


"Depends on the driver absolutely!

Any car+Any wheel drive+ Any weather+ driver who doesn't know what he's doing = accident waiting to happen

Just corrected the above. Hope you don't mind "

Not at all

But my point is that these days most people will learn to drive in a front wheel drive car then probably start off driving in a front wheel drive aswell, then after a few years when they think they are a driving god and got a bit more money get a high powered rear wheel drive car such as a BMW lol

And havent got a clue how to handle it, they're the ones to watch out for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or women, bless them. and their pretty little brains full of fairy dust and cup cakes!

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By *ubybabyCouple
over a year ago

lincoln ish

dont class every one the same please, some of us ladys are very good drivers, even in my sports cars and motor bikes, im very safe

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Loving this forum. I commute on the motorway every day. I have a personlised plate ; and I have never had an accident in 20 year.

On the M8 I see cars (mostly BMW, audis) cutting in front of me, lorries and other road users with little thought of safety.

And, when did the outside lane of the motorway became the norm to drive in????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly due to fact they are rear wheel drive ....wet roads and driver not knowing how to handle a rear wheel car properly....just a thought Agree with you there. Lovely cars but not great in the winter in my own experience. "

It's the rear wheele drive - but recent editions like mine have a button you can press that gives you fantastic grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this forum. I commute on the motorway every day. I have a personlised plate ; and I have never had an accident in 20 year.

On the M8 I see cars (mostly BMW, audis) cutting in front of me, lorries and other road users with little thought of safety.

And, when did the outside lane of the motorway became the norm to drive in????

"

Hmmm i think the real culprits are being ignored here, what you're actually saying is that the most popular "rep" cars are driven badly on our roads. Don't you think that may show that the type of person who has been given these nice cars to drive by their companies are just c**ts. Exactly the same sort of banker that would quite happily gamble billions of pounds of OUR money on the stock exchange. These people illustrate exactly what is wrong with today's "hurry hurry, must make more money" society and i love it when passing one of these idiots when their on the back of the tow truck being taken away from the accident or being told of by a policeman.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Beemer drivers tend to be the most aggressive IMO ...if anyone roars up my ars on the motorway and flashes their lights its normally a BM..or a Merc..

They also seem to cut people up or barge in wherever they like..its all accelerate, brake hard, accelerate, brake hard..

But the biggest arsoles are people who key their cars for no apparent reason...for some reason beemer drivers seem to get it more than anyone..they are not all bad and dont deserve spiteful attacks by mindless turds who will probably never be able to afford one in their lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I ran into the back of one and wrote my car off , a very nice lady got out and blamed the rear wheels and handling thing. We both slid on black ice. She admitted she was not confident driving the thing and apolgised for driving at 10 miles an hour but it was the BMWs fault. Unbelievable

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Oh..and lets spare a thought for Scooby drivers!!

Note to scooby drivers: Colin Macrae is actually dead...your not Colin MacCrae, you never will be...and unless you would like to join him, slow down a bit eh!!

Oh who mentioned personalised plates earlier?...hmm...what is the point of those things, ok some are ok, but the ones that mis-spell names with '3s 7's 0's etc etc just look plain stupid..why spend all that money on something that only resembles your name when you turn your head sideways and squint???

And, who cares what your name is V7CK1...?

They are the motoring equivalent of a monogrammed tie pin!

But, each to their own, and thank god we are all different

Rant over, and out!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

as alorry driver who averages over a 1000 miles a week can from observation say the its generaly drivers of German cars ( for the porpuse of this diatribe lexus are german ) that cut you up tailgate lane weave and generaly drive like twats AUDI recognised this years ago and fitted there cars with four cock rings for a badge to warn you

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness. "

I love you!!!!

the only times i have had issues with drivers on the road they have tended to be audi drivers.....

as the guys on top gear say... audi drivers are the new "bwm drivers" ... basically cocks!!!

mind you... i have found no one like being overtaken by a prius....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness.

I love you!!!!

the only times i have had issues with drivers on the road they have tended to be audi drivers.....

as the guys on top gear say... audi drivers are the new "bwm drivers" ... basically cocks!!!

mind you... i have found no one like being overtaken by a prius.... "

You gonna change your name to Ernie if your milk float is that fast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're wrong. It's Audi drivers in my experience. Aggressive tosspieces each and every one.

Handily Audi knows of its reputation on the roads, and all of its cars now come with the WWL (wanker warning lights) safety system.

The little curved always on LEDs under the headlights that warn other road users of approaching cuntishness.

I love you!!!!

the only times i have had issues with drivers on the road they have tended to be audi drivers.....

as the guys on top gear say... audi drivers are the new "bwm drivers" ... basically cocks!!!

mind you... i have found no one like being overtaken by a prius.... "

Prius drivers! Lmao they are the ones who think they are eco-frindly but in reality aren't as the cars aren't that economical. It will be all those oven ready's on their shoulders that are weighing it down no doubt and all those limited lifespan 8yr non recyclable batteries too. Overtaking well at 11 sec 0-60 I think they are letting you do it for amusement rather than anything else as one would let a clown car pass to count how many are in the back seat.

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