FabSwingers.com forum: End of the World Orgy Planning Committee

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Please help this worthy cause.

The end of the world is due on 21st December 2012. Swingers need to have one final orgy to make this difficult transition. Please give generously of your time and ideas to help swingers in need to have the best end of the world orgy.

Be Fab everyone.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Finally thought of a use for those mauve breastplates we had made when we were going to take over the world...we can use them as platters for Bacchanalian piles of fruits (always seem to be lots of those round them Roman type orgies)...Paging Laceytop for list making...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Finally thought of a use for those mauve breastplates we had made when we were going to take over the world...we can use them as platters for Bacchanalian piles of fruits (always seem to be lots of those round them Roman type orgies)...Paging Laceytop for list making...

Brilliant! Reuse so much better than waste.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?"

If you insist, we had loads made so we can have a platter of Big Mac's and one of fries 'specially for you Ryan

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?"

You're good with hot meat foods and snacks. Why don't you deal with that? It's the end of the world so no expense spared.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I will pull the menu together. My lips are drooling

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?

If you insist, we had loads made so we can have a platter of Big Mac's and one of fries 'specially for you Ryan

I've just had a look at Roman Orgy in the Time of Caesars by Henryk Siemiradzki (I've got the original hanging on my wall) and if you look closely, you can see a happy meal bag in the right hand bottom corner

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?

If you insist, we had loads made so we can have a platter of Big Mac's and one of fries 'specially for you Ryan

Bet there is nobody wearing it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily wear a happy meal bag, damned if im doing any washing when end of the world is nigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?"

All i want is the forbidden fruit

oh and a massive orgy as well

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Will there be vol-au-vents?

I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Happily wear a happy meal bag, damned if im doing any washing when end of the world is nigh"

Bags are optional, as are clothes. Although it sounds like there might be some kit available from when the forum took over the world or invaded a country or something. I think Brigadier Bussy is in charge of world domination. Laceytop is Quartermaster?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Will there be vol-au-vents?

I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez

*Sorry, and View!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will there be vol-au-vents?

I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez

There are men that might like them too. It's the end of the world so be generous with your vol-au-vents.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?

All i want is the forbidden fruit

oh and a massive orgy as well

Pitch in - lots to do as we've got less than a month now.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Will there be vol-au-vents?

I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez

There are men that might like them too. It's the end of the world so be generous with your vol-au-vents."

Well I tend to be only ghey with View but as it's the end of the world.

The spunky vol-au-vents are on me guys!!! (not literally ON me)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be vol-au-vents?

I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez

*Sorry, and View!"

I will add them to the list but you're in charge of decorating them or whatever the correct terminology is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the cake!

Preferably a mahoosive chocolate one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go camping!! That way we can already be prepared for when the "commet or astroid" hits earth! Lol.. apparently then best place to be when it hits is midlandsand the north of england.. Scotland is fucked and so is london..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Will there be vol-au-vents?

I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez

*Sorry, and View!

I will add them to the list but you're in charge of decorating them or whatever the correct terminology is"

Yeah no probs mate. I'll abstain for a week or so, so I have ample supply.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Don't forget the cake!

Preferably a mahoosive chocolate one!

The way you get through it I reckon a JCB bucket full is in order

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Go camping!! That way we can already be prepared for when the "commet or astroid" hits earth! Lol.. apparently then best place to be when it hits is midlandsand the north of england.. Scotland is fucked and so is london..

We will let you know half hour before impact. That should give you plenty of time to quickly pop into your aunt Ethel in London and say goodbye, then hike up north somewhere

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm off out. I expect to see progress on my return. Time is of the essence (unless it's Funky's essence as he only needs a week).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If scotland, north england snd.london are gonna get it come to wales, ill.pitch tent in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I request a paddling pool full of jelly, a large vat of wine and serious handfuls of freaky fungus.

I'll pass on the big macs though as they are unhealthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I request a paddling pool full of jelly, a large vat of wine and serious handfuls of freaky fungus.

I'll pass on the big macs though as they are unhealthy. "

Got hot tub if thats any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be a fancy dress end of world orgy and I'll bring the craic xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub full of jelly is fine. Now where do

we stand on the other two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be a fancy dress end of world orgy and I'll bring the craic xxx

Im in a happy meal bag, so sorted

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will just turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I munch on the happy meal xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please help this worthy cause.

Be Fab everyone."

Give generously? Ya gonna need a cock or two... cheep cheep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have games like hide the sausage and cock fighting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I munch on the happy meal xxx

Shamrock, you can have the happy meal, im just waering the bag, so ehen youve finished pass the bag over

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here."
Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in...."

How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....

How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere."
im not that keen on plugging straightners in near a hot tub...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do i sign up!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....

How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere.im not that keen on plugging straightners in near a hot tub...

What could possible happen? It's the end of the world!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"where do i sign up!!"

What can you bring to this effort? Jump in the jelly will be hot.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....

How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere.im not that keen on plugging straightners in near a hot tub...

What could possible happen? It's the end of the world!"
My hair would be frizzy i aint going out looking like that!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You might want to rename the thread Lickety...you know the common definition of "committee" - a group of people who take minutes and waste weeks...I fear the end of the world may happen before the committee has has even a draft plan

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You might want to rename the thread Lickety...you know the common definition of "committee" - a group of people who take minutes and waste weeks...I fear the end of the world may happen before the committee has has even a draft plan

Renaming a thread is beyond my technical capabilities. Where's my PA when I need him? I was in full chair mode when I posted the thread.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Il just wear a hat and bring chocolate and red velvet cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm something for funky to 'decorate'??

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Il just wear a hat and bring chocolate and red velvet cake."

NOT THE RED VELVET CAKE!!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Laceytops reporting for duty,did i hear lists need doing

right so we need

Burgers

straighteners

breastplates(already got a job lot of em)

vol eu vonts for funky to fill

a paddling pool

jelly

what kind of a party is this!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Il just wear a hat and bring chocolate and red velvet cake.

NOT THE RED VELVET CAKE!!!!"
Not THAT red velvet cake !!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Booze we need booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il just wear a hat and bring chocolate and red velvet cake."

Well if red velvet cake is on offer, I'm in too!!

I'll bring the champers!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i suggest cos its end of the world,we send a few troops into do a midnight raid on Boozebusters,an Costcos because i dont know where else to get industrial quantities of jelly

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Booze we need booze"
I have Tequila and red malibu

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Booze we need booze"

Welcome on board, I was getting worried that you had dropped your pen down a drain.

I've got a butler come Sommelier working on the booze and ready to do all that needs doing. He's decided to go under the name of Perfect - that's a lot to live up to.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibu"
ooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAY

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibu"

A lot of red comestibles coming from the Femme quarter. All very welcome.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibuooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAY"

You're a bloody marvel you are. I feel that we may just pull this off with you being our quartermaster.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibuooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAY"
Malibu with tequila in.....its got a bit of a kick...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Booze we need booze

Welcome on board, I was getting worried that you had dropped your pen down a drain.

I've got a butler come Sommelier working on the booze and ready to do all that needs doing. He's decided to go under the name of Perfect - that's a lot to live up to.

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was checking stores from the last war,and we have burgundy and beige pants for everybody

a job lot of rope,several swarski encrusted breastplates an a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booze we need booze

Welcome on board, I was getting worried that you had dropped your pen down a drain.

I've got a butler come Sommelier working on the booze and ready to do all that needs doing. He's decided to go under the name of Perfect - that's a lot to live up to.

was checking stores from the last war,and we have burgundy and beige pants for everybody

a job lot of rope,several swarski encrusted breastplates an a penguin"

Have you been raiding Femmes booze cupboard already!?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

was checking stores from the last war,and we have burgundy and beige pants for everybody

a job lot of rope,several swarski encrusted breastplates an a penguin"

What sort of penguin? Perhaps turn the pants into bunting.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I draw the line at beige pants!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

hes an emperor penguin he was left over when some nutter tried to overthrow us,costs me a bloody fortune in haddock

good idea for the buntin

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I draw the line at beige pants!

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they where ordered for Bussy i have a mind to make him wear them although he said a little hat would make all the diffrence to the outfit

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibuooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAYMalibu with tequila in.....its got a bit of a kick...

shall I take charge of the jelly mixing ?

I'm good with jelly me to

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

jelly vodka shots??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

shall I take charge of the jelly mixing ?

I'm good with jelly me to

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This has to be d*unk neat...get cheekychops to supply the vodka

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

do you think we should send invites,only if its the end of the world i wouldnt mind actualy getting a bit of action an sod the paddling pool

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"do you think we should send invites,only if its the end of the world i wouldnt mind actualy getting a bit of action an sod the paddling pool"

That was my original intention. If we survive I also need to sort out NYE as well now as I have been ditched.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wine list:-

The stock held by the various hotels will be commandeered by our guests and put on the 'Bill'

Games:- Here we need to elect a party organiser from our ranks.

Invitations:- This is obviously the time to invite the gutter press, representatives of Sydney University and any others who have irked us and involve them in our games. A general invitation to all members of Fabswingers of course including timewasters and fakes.

Sounds like a Perfect plan.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

bags i the guy from Sydney Uni if he turns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring guinness Lol xxx and snacks z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm representing the republic of Ireland

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm representing the republic of Ireland "
do they need to be represented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will let you know half hour before impact. That should give you plenty of time to quickly pop into your aunt Ethel in London and say goodbye, then hike up north somewhere

o_O.. Haha.. Good idea.. Its sorted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only paddy here and also my leprechaun

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm the only paddy here and also my leprechaun

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How do you know that? Could be loads......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've checked xxx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've checked xxx

Have you seen every birth certificate and passport? Are you conducting a study of swingers?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've checked xxx

"
You havent checked thoroughly enough then...me thinks one or two may have slipped through your checked net.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What !! You must introduce me to them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This study is a long one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where are we holding this event ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So where are we holding this event ?"

Wales is the best offer we've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok that's a easy drive from London x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The three some thread reminded me we have an orgy to orgyanise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok dish out roles for us all!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I need a role then....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

At the moment we need to recruit people to attend. So Femme and Welshbbw get onto the marketing campaign. A catchy theme, a celebrity or two perhaps, attractions and an overall design concept.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"At the moment we need to recruit people to attend. So Femme and Welshbbw get onto the marketing campaign. A catchy theme, a celebrity or two perhaps, attractions and an overall design concept."
Il have a blow or three on my saxophone

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

will there be chips and dips???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok so far ive worked out some want an orgy an some want a buffet lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"will there be chips and dips???

Too right

Plus:

Burgers

Chicken drumsticks

Ribs

Pringles

Cum covered vol a thingys

Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts

Marmite sandwiches - no crusts

Choc biscuits

Chip butties

Pizza

Chilli nuts

Breaded mushrooms

Curry

That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will there be chips and dips???

Too right

Plus:

Burgers

Chicken drumsticks

Ribs

Pringles

Cum covered vol a thingys

Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts

Marmite sandwiches - no crusts

Choc biscuits

Chip butties

Pizza

Chilli nuts

Breaded mushrooms

Curry

That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next"

I'm not fucking coming then. No twiglets. Screw yas!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not fucking coming then. No twiglets. Screw yas!

The other 'buffet' will have some hairy muffs amongst the bald ones.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"will there be chips and dips???

Too right

Plus:

Burgers

Chicken drumsticks

Ribs

Pringles

Cum covered vol a thingys

Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts

Marmite sandwiches - no crusts

Choc biscuits

Chip butties

Pizza

Chilli nuts

Breaded mushrooms

Curry

That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next"

just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!

so thats deserts sorted....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"will there be chips and dips???

Too right

Plus:

Burgers

Chicken drumsticks

Ribs

Pringles

Cum covered vol a thingys

Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts

Marmite sandwiches - no crusts

Choc biscuits

Chip butties

Pizza

Chilli nuts

Breaded mushrooms

Curry

That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next

just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!

so thats deserts sorted...."
no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

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"just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!

so thats deserts sorted....no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly

Is the jelly, custard and ice cream at the hot tub just for sploshing then? What about the jelly knickers and penis covers?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's only the nibbles. Twiglets can be served in bulk after. With regard to the donuts. Not everyone feels comfortable with me serving them up

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!

so thats deserts sorted....no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly

Is the jelly, custard and ice cream at the hot tub just for sploshing then? What about the jelly knickers and penis covers?"

My buffets are for the more distinguished palate not for sploshing !

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

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"just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!

so thats deserts sorted....no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly

Is the jelly, custard and ice cream at the hot tub just for sploshing then? What about the jelly knickers and penis covers?

My buffets are for the more distinguished palate not for sploshing !"

you can splosh all you like in the vodka jelly as long as you remember that when absorbed through (ahem) certain types of skin it gets into the bloodstream quicker than orally.

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over a year ago

I'll bring the Guinness and magners and icecream hmmm

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

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over a year ago

Lickety, I have tickets for the evening session of the World Darts Championship on that date. It's a 7.30PM kick off - do you have any insight as to the exact time of World's end?

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety, I have tickets for the evening session of the World Darts Championship on that date. It's a 7.30PM kick off - do you have any insight as to the exact time of World's end?"

I don't even know when the orgy will kick off at the moment.

Do you think the World Darts Championship will be how the world will end? Everyone will get a bullseye at the same time and we'll just deflate?

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over a year ago

"Do you think the World Darts Championship will be how the world will end? Everyone will get a bullseye at the same time and we'll just deflate?"

Possibly but what a way to check out.

See what I've done there?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang."

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly"

We can still play twister!!!

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over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

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over a year ago

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

Its never stopped you before!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

"
How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?

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over a year ago

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?"

You'll be far too busy with the latex paint!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?"

Keep your grubby mitts off my horses duvets

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?

Keep your grubby mitts off my horses duvets

"
thank god you said duvets

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over a year ago

"Keep your grubby mitts off my horses duvets

You gone all Hyacinth Bucket on us Ryan.........a sausage on a stick does not qualify as a horses duvet!!!

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?

You'll be far too busy with the latex paint!

"
How lapse of me....maybe we could cover Ryan?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?

You'll be far too busy with the latex paint!

How lapse of me....maybe we could cover Ryan?

Don't forget I wear patch pockets now. Don't go staining them

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over a year ago

"Hot tub full of jelly is fine. Now where do

we stand on the other two?"

Will it have curly, brightly coloured straws.

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over a year ago

"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.

SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party

*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly

We can still play twister!!!

I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy

End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with

How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?

You'll be far too busy with the latex paint!

How lapse of me....maybe we could cover Ryan?

I'll sit on him , you paint him, I'm crap with a brush!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ryan, put on a pinny and fiddle with your food. Just get your cock decorated and people will leave you alone after that.

If there is suitable background orgy music (other than Femme blowing her sax) then we need that too.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ryan, put on a pinny and fiddle with your food. Just get your cock decorated and people will leave you alone after that.

If there is suitable background orgy music (other than Femme blowing her sax) then we need that too.

"
How about the them from the Archers?

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over a year ago

The 'climax' song could be Come Together - Beatles!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Laine introduced us to Dolly singing about swinging so that should be on the playlist.

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over a year ago

You are invited to join us for a night of debauched fun... 15th December just in case the world ends next week....

To the tune of ....

It's Christmas time,

there's no need to be afraid.

At Christmas time

you’re welcome here until you’ve played

And in our home of plenty

we will share our beds and toys

Throw your arms around a friend

at Christmas time.

But say a prayer,

Pray for vanilla ones.

At Christmas time they find it hard

when we're having fun...

They’re a world outside our thinking

and it's a world of boring cheer

Where the only fluid flowing is

is a simple glass of beer

but our Christmas cheer is swinging

with peeps across the room

Well, tonight thank God it's us and all of you.

And there won't be sex for vanillas this Christmas time

The greatest gift they'll get this year’s their wife.

Ohh....

Where nothing ever shows

No boobs that over flow

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Here's to you...

Raise an ass for everyone

Here's to them

Underneath that boring bum

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Swings the word,

Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.

Swings the word,

Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.

(Repeat several times until you fade)

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"You are invited to join us for a night of debauched fun... 15th December just in case the world ends next week....

To the tune of ....

It's Christmas time,

there's no need to be afraid.

At Christmas time

you’re welcome here until you’ve played

And in our home of plenty

we will share our beds and toys

Throw your arms around a friend

at Christmas time.

But say a prayer,

Pray for vanilla ones.

At Christmas time they find it hard

when we're having fun...

They’re a world outside our thinking

and it's a world of boring cheer

Where the only fluid flowing is

is a simple glass of beer

but our Christmas cheer is swinging

with peeps across the room

Well, tonight thank God it's us and all of you.

And there won't be sex for vanillas this Christmas time

The greatest gift they'll get this year’s their wife.

Ohh....

Where nothing ever shows

No boobs that over flow

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Here's to you...

Raise an ass for everyone

Here's to them

Underneath that boring bum

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Swings the word,

Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.

Swings the word,

Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.

(Repeat several times until you fade)

Christmas No.1 I reckon!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....

I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.

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over a year ago

No seriously we are throwing that party just in case because OH birthday 21st Dec... All sing along and let's hit the charts naked

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No seriously we are throwing that party just in case because OH birthday 21st Dec... All sing along and let's hit the charts naked "
Good idea!

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over a year ago

"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....

I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.

Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!

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over a year ago

If it really turns out to be the end of the world I wonder how many supposedly straight guys own up to liking a bit of pendulum action.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....

I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.

Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!"
I dont want a glow in the dark foo foo....but if the fall out is bad i may not have a choice.

Chocolate cake it is......

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"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....

I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.

Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!I dont want a glow in the dark foo foo....but if the fall out is bad i may not have a choice.

Chocolate cake it is......

We will all go out glowing, eating cake and singing lol x

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....

I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.

Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!I dont want a glow in the dark foo foo....but if the fall out is bad i may not have a choice.

Chocolate cake it is......

We will all go out glowing, eating cake and singing lol x"

Brilliant, that's the sort of attitude. Nothing better than a memorable tune with catchy lyrics for marketing.

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over a year ago

thankfuck...tired of buying condoms...and yes..as its the end of the world..I'll suck cock...even smelly ones

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"thankfuck...tired of buying condoms...and yes..as its the end of the world..I'll suck cock...even smelly ones"

Dip them in the vodka jelly first.

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"thankfuck...tired of buying condoms...and yes..as its the end of the world..I'll suck cock...even smelly ones

Dip them in the vodka jelly first."

thats a bit lazy...they can do that themselves...fuckin twats

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"thankfuck...tired of buying condoms...and yes..as its the end of the world..I'll suck cock...even smelly ones

Dip them in the vodka jelly first.

thats a bit lazy...they can do that themselves...fuckin twats"

Not the twats, the cocks.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

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oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.

we've got a wedding on the 22nd.

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.

we've got a wedding on the 22nd.

The more the merrier. Get the wedding changed to coincide with the orgy and we can all give the bride and groom a right proper send off.

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over a year ago

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

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"oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.

we've got a wedding on the 22nd.

The more the merrier. Get the wedding changed to coincide with the orgy and we can all give the bride and groom a right proper send off."

oi!!none of that,they're a lovely couple,so young and innocent.

no wait a minute,that might work,see yous there.

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"oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.

we've got a wedding on the 22nd.

The more the merrier. Get the wedding changed to coincide with the orgy and we can all give the bride and groom a right proper send off."

can i stand and make the speech, "I dont see this marriage lasting long" -hopefully everyone will see the funny side

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over a year ago

Let's get a band for the party

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Let's get a band for the party

A swing band, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety - this is a big project - and one that needs carefull planning - so I am happy to be involved in a dress rehearsal - after all we want it all to go with a big bang?

Berry

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety - this is a big project - and one that needs carefull planning - so I am happy to be involved in a dress rehearsal - after all we want it all to go with a big bang?

Berry

I think we only have a time for a technical run through and not a full dress rehearsal.

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over a year ago

You only get one shot at this lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is it safe to come back in yet?

Trouble with these types of threads. They start off all light hearted and jovial, then half way through they end up with me being abused in some way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be great if the world does end.

no more bloody dancing shows and x factor.

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over a year ago

Thank Christ no more fix factor

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

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Happy days,i can come,my boss gave me the next day off.

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over a year ago

Of course saucy and I'm taking that day as a sick day !

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over a year ago

"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in...."

Got those saftey outside socket thingies so straighteners are good to go

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