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Tea Towel holders.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When was the last time you saw one.

Must be 8 years ago for me when I moved into my house.

Needless to say, the kitchen needed updating.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Like a place to hang tea towels?

I still have one that pulls out the counter and occasionally gets used as a pretend tank to take down any imaginary intruders.

Yes I’m a child

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab has corrupted me. I thought this was about cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in ! "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in ! "

Thems the ones.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in. "

It’s an unknown force isn’t it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ones like a cats spincter? X

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in.

It’s an unknown force isn’t it. "

Like teeth.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in ! "

Ahhhh, mine is well fancy then

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in ! "

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."

As long as he'd washed x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."

You've got to pass the time in prison some how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab has corrupted me. I thought this was about cocks "

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

He said he actually shit but had the best orgasm ever.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming.

You've got to pass the time in prison some how "

Or the RAF

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in. "

This was the (I’m sure intended) first thought I had

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"He said he actually shit but had the best orgasm ever."

Why is this reminding me of a H block dirty protest from the 80s

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming.

You've got to pass the time in prison some how

Or the RAF "

Yeah that'd work

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Thought you were referring to lads hanging them from the Willies

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ones like a cats spincter? X"

You win.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !

Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."

That’s quite ingenious isn’t it.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Everytime i go into kitchen and see the wife runs and hides before she comes on and reads this

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Take the back off and fuck it.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

How the hell has a tea towel holder thread made me want to a finger a nice bumhole.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"How the hell has a tea towel holder thread made me want to a finger a nice bumhole. "

That’s the way it is my fine fellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a built in tea towel holder on my cooker, they can also be used as handles for opening or closing the oven door

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have a built in tea towel holder on my cooker, they can also be used as handles for opening or closing the oven door"

That sounds more useful than a perished piece of rubber.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in. "

Can you clarify what you pushed your finger in please.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in.

Can you clarify what you pushed your finger in please. "

Not the poor cat surely.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in.

Can you clarify what you pushed your finger in please. "

Objection your honour, my client does not have to answer for fear of self-incrimination.

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Last one I saw was about 9 months ago, in my late father's house, just before I sold it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning when she bent over.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Ones like a cats spincter? X"

Funny you should say as the guy that invented the cat’s eye reflector by seeing a cat walk towards him at night, also invented the tea towel holder , inspired by the same cat walking away.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not seem one in YEARS now you mention. Mine (the one I’m using) just gets hung over the oven handle to dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have super bad FOMO I feel like I need a tea towel holder! I hand mine over the oven door handle

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Ones like a cats spincter? X

Funny you should say as the guy that invented the cat’s eye reflector by seeing a cat walk towards him at night, also invented the tea towel holder , inspired by the same cat walking away. "

Ha ha! Never look at the cats ass same again now! Mind u my labs looks the same! When her tail is up just a bigger version x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Whats a tea towel?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Whats a tea towel?"

Cloth you dry your spark plugs off with then put back in the kitchen.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I have super bad FOMO I feel like I need a tea towel holder! I hand mine over the oven door handle "

I have a some tiny colourful hooks on the side of my counter. Think I got them from IKEA or flying tiger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have super bad FOMO I feel like I need a tea towel holder! I hand mine over the oven door handle

I have a some tiny colourful hooks on the side of my counter. Think I got them from IKEA or flying tiger. "

Thank you! I shall go and look x

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