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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post meet, I have a q.

When you go to the toilet for a 2, do you wipe or wash?

I’m asking because if you had faeces on your hands would you wipe or wash?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You're 37 and you need advice about how to deal with toilet functions?

THIS is an approach I've not seen before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I lift the toilet lid before pissing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post meet, I have a q.

When you go to the toilet for a 2, do you wipe or wash?

I’m asking because if you had faeces on your hands would you wipe or wash? "

Have you had an unpleasant rimming incident?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I lick my hands clean like a beast possessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why specifically post meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you had a meet, went to the toilet and got shit on your hands and not sure what to do next?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

In general surely it depends where you are and the options available to you. I always have at least a sink wash before sex though, ideally a shower!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why specifically post meet?"

Met someone with skid marks?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Get in the shower and scrub with bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wash l, not smudging shit into my flesh at all

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Wire brush and Detol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Keep the clinkers and pretend they're maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why specifically post meet?

Met someone with skid marks? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the jet wash out.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Do I lift the toilet lid before pissing? "

If I do lift the toilet seat, should I put it down again afterwards?

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

After a meet? Same as normal, mainly just wipe, often with baby wipes as well if needed. Would always wash my hands, don't get the relevance?

Before a meet, if I had a shit I'd definitely jump in the shower n wash my arsehole.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"After a meet? Same as normal, mainly just wipe, often with baby wipes as well if needed. Would always wash my hands, don't get the relevance?

Before a meet, if I had a shit I'd definitely jump in the shower n wash my arsehole."

Sage advice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im aaaard so i only piss in nettles so i can make my willy tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I lift the toilet lid before pissing?

If I do lift the toilet seat, should I put it down again afterwards?"

No. You should wait for a woman to go in after you and video her falling down the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As always, the comedians delivered!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm a washer. Those french with their bidets know what they're doing.

Not sure what a meet has to do with it though.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"I'm a washer. Those french with their bidets know what they're doing.

Not sure what a meet has to do with it though. "

I prefer the hose bidets to the french bidets. Can get them installed here in England of course they’re not very expensive.

Wash only wiping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the answers here have really brightened up my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As always, the comedians delivered!"

I think it's because most might be wondering why the basic hygiene question....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Wipe the faeces on your hands on your thighs, then poke a finger in your bum to make sure you're finished, then suck your finger clean, surely?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Wipe the faeces on your hands on your thighs, then poke a finger in your bum to make sure you're finished, then suck your finger clean, surely?

"

That's tea sorted then x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As always, the comedians delivered!"

The OP wasn't clear enough for me.

More details as to how you got faeces on your hands, and if you're talking about washing your hands after a poop, or washing your butthole.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Wipe the faeces on your hands on your thighs, then poke a finger in your bum to make sure you're finished, then suck your finger clean, surely?

That's tea sorted then x"

Always hungry after sex

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Use the toilet brush for a deep clean

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Wipe the faeces on your hands on your thighs, then poke a finger in your bum to make sure you're finished, then suck your finger clean, surely?

That's tea sorted then x

Always hungry after sex "

Passion builds desire. Got to get to greggs x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wire brush and dettol after every poop just to make sure

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I'm a washer. Those french with their bidets know what they're doing.

Not sure what a meet has to do with it though.

I prefer the hose bidets to the french bidets. Can get them installed here in England of course they’re not very expensive.

Wash only wiping "

Hand held. A man of action I see.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Wire brush and dettol after every poop just to make sure "

That'll sort your piles out

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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight


"Why specifically post meet?"

I don't think I want to know the answer to that...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I look for the nearest hosepipe.

Doesn’t everyone?

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