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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After shopping on Saturday I got the bus home and ended up sitting next to a very attractive nun.
She was gorgeous and I asked if I could take her out sometime. Unfortunately she says no, and gets off the bus.
At my stop I asked the bus driver if she's a regular passenger and if he had any tips to seduce her.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
So last night I decided to try it, and dressed up in a God costume. At eight, I saw the nun and appeared before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!"
I told the nun that she must first have sex with me to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells me she prefers anal sex. Before you know it we're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex.
After it's over, I pulled off my God disguise. "Ha, ha!" I say, "I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"
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Hello I'm Holly, I clicked on the forum the other day by mistake and discovered it.
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