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Trivialise achievement in a few easy words

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Lionesses win - ten bints get a bag of wind round a bunch of germans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is insulting/sexist language required or do you just want something trivialised?

Eliud - man chases car around a park for two hours. Never catches it.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Einstein - was alright with science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 irons on their shirts

Its coming home, its coming home its coming, laundry's coming home!

Jokes aside...well done the girls

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Einstein - was alright with science. "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Keirin Cycle Race - some blokes chase a dodgy deliveroo bloke on a moped and as they’re about to catch him he pulls off the circuit and they decide to race each other instead….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Tyson - handy in a scrap.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Columbus discovers America" - Well it's around 20 million square miles big. Not hard to spot really......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Edmund Hillary - kept walking uphill, and eventually got the top of the hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moon landing...lads, just sit on this massive firework and jump off when you get to the big rock

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Alan Turing deciphered a few messages.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

WW2 - big punch up over the Danzig Corridor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

China. They built a wall.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Felix Baumgartner - checked gravity was still working

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The pyramids? just triangular houses.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Marie Curie - did some Chemistry

Florencer Nightingale - put some plasters on some cuts

Siegfried Sassoon - took a pen to a war

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Marie Curie - did some Chemistry

Florencer Nightingale - put some plasters on some cuts

Siegfried Sassoon - took a pen to a war"

Siegfried Sassoon - also a very underrated hairdresser unlike his camp brother!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partygate - Just a work event

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The Roman Empire - earlier widespread version of Bella Italia.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Christian Barnard - better at Operation than Ker Plunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Chanel - made a few nice dresses

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""Columbus discovers America" - Well it's around 20 million square miles big. Not hard to spot really......

A"

Discovers America - well done Europe, you caught up to the countless other people who found it already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elizabeth the 2nd,spends 70 years sitting on chair in hat and shaking hands occasionally

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Penicillin- man discovers mould ain't all bad.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???"

Probably not a good time to say calm down I think you’re overreacting then?? ( Now in hiding again!!)

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???

Probably not a good time to say calm down I think you’re overreacting then?? ( Now in hiding again!!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???"

Hence my reply at the start of the thread. Tbf, jokes and assumptions based on gender stereotypes are pretty much ubiquitous. Comments about ironing or not being able to play football are no different to ones about men not being able to look properly, unable to multitask or massive babies when they get a cold.

It was the gratuitous use of 'bint' that got me. The achievement could have been downplayed just as easily with this replaced by woman, if the OP wanted a bit of sexist humour then maybe housewife. Bint isn't a word that relies on gendered stereotypes it is categorically a misogynistic name without the dubious claim of humour. Well, it is to me, we all have different connotations for words.

Mr

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It was the gratuitous use of 'bint' that got me. The achievement could have been downplayed just as easily with this replaced by woman, if the OP wanted a bit of sexist humour then maybe housewife. "

OP does at least have a different view of the (unidentified) eleventh player on the team....

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???

Hence my reply at the start of the thread. Tbf, jokes and assumptions based on gender stereotypes are pretty much ubiquitous. Comments about ironing or not being able to play football are no different to ones about men not being able to look properly, unable to multitask or massive babies when they get a cold.

It was the gratuitous use of 'bint' that got me. The achievement could have been downplayed just as easily with this replaced by woman, if the OP wanted a bit of sexist humour then maybe housewife. Bint isn't a word that relies on gendered stereotypes it is categorically a misogynistic name without the dubious claim of humour. Well, it is to me, we all have different connotations for words.

Mr"

I love the sniffy air. Years back it was the people outside your house tutting over things they deemed inappropriate. Nowadays nobody takes any notice of their neighbours but scowl online instead.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???

Hence my reply at the start of the thread. Tbf, jokes and assumptions based on gender stereotypes are pretty much ubiquitous. Comments about ironing or not being able to play football are no different to ones about men not being able to look properly, unable to multitask or massive babies when they get a cold.

It was the gratuitous use of 'bint' that got me. The achievement could have been downplayed just as easily with this replaced by woman, if the OP wanted a bit of sexist humour then maybe housewife. Bint isn't a word that relies on gendered stereotypes it is categorically a misogynistic name without the dubious claim of humour. Well, it is to me, we all have different connotations for words.

Mr

I love the sniffy air. Years back it was the people outside your house tutting over things they deemed inappropriate. Nowadays nobody takes any notice of their neighbours but scowl online instead. "

My neighbours would see my look of disgust if I overheard them using offensive language.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Victoria Cross? Yeah, it's recycled scrap metal.

Gbat

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I.T. work = Google and Youtube are your friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???

Hence my reply at the start of the thread. Tbf, jokes and assumptions based on gender stereotypes are pretty much ubiquitous. Comments about ironing or not being able to play football are no different to ones about men not being able to look properly, unable to multitask or massive babies when they get a cold.

It was the gratuitous use of 'bint' that got me. The achievement could have been downplayed just as easily with this replaced by woman, if the OP wanted a bit of sexist humour then maybe housewife. Bint isn't a word that relies on gendered stereotypes it is categorically a misogynistic name without the dubious claim of humour. Well, it is to me, we all have different connotations for words.

Mr

I love the sniffy air. Years back it was the people outside your house tutting over things they deemed inappropriate. Nowadays nobody takes any notice of their neighbours but scowl online instead. "

Non of my friends or neighbours value being called a bint. Times have changed.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"See I know its jokes n stuff, bit how come sexist jokes are STILL tolerated yet if it was a racist joke people would be kicking off???

Hence my reply at the start of the thread. Tbf, jokes and assumptions based on gender stereotypes are pretty much ubiquitous. Comments about ironing or not being able to play football are no different to ones about men not being able to look properly, unable to multitask or massive babies when they get a cold.

It was the gratuitous use of 'bint' that got me. The achievement could have been downplayed just as easily with this replaced by woman, if the OP wanted a bit of sexist humour then maybe housewife. Bint isn't a word that relies on gendered stereotypes it is categorically a misogynistic name without the dubious claim of humour. Well, it is to me, we all have different connotations for words.

Mr

I love the sniffy air. Years back it was the people outside your house tutting over things they deemed inappropriate. Nowadays nobody takes any notice of their neighbours but scowl online instead.

Non of my friends or neighbours value being called a bint. Times have changed. "

Men aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men aren't who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you made a human with your genitals. And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who made a human?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is weird

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

Trafalgar - a minor naval skirmish where the English admiral was killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lionesses. The second time the English have beaten Germans with one ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you made a human with your genitals. And?"

OK I get it, on topic.

I'll go away now

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin liked a walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you made a human with your genitals. And?

OK I get it, on topic.

I'll go away now"

it takes a sarcastic distasteful type to understand this thread so you're excused

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"So you made a human with your genitals. And?

OK I get it, on topic.

I'll go away now

it takes a sarcastic distasteful type to understand this thread so you're excused "

Still won't get you in her knickers..

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Tom Daly- jumped in a swimming pool. Failed to do a running bomb. What a loser

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"So you made a human with your genitals. And?

OK I get it, on topic.

I'll go away now

it takes a sarcastic distasteful type to understand this thread so you're excused

"

Sounds like you understand it… are you labelling yourself..??

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