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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open! "

ROFPMSL!!!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

love it!!!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

get a new sim card quickly and tell mum phone was knicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"get a new sim card quickly and tell mum phone was knicked"

good idea!

problem is iv already txd saying sorry lent on phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Sorry to laugh but that's the sort of thing I would do!

Hope the pic was a pretty set of beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, best laugh so far today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open! "

Lol omg what she say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i expect she has seen it all before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank heavens for small mercies it wasn't the one of you in a gimp mask being seen to by a strap-on Dominatrix ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say "

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol "

Most mum's are pretty much aware of what their sons are like lol. Just wait until the next family gathering and expect to have the mick mercilessly ripped out of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me where my dads porn stash was hidden

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Your mum must be very proud of you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

Most mum's are pretty much aware of what their sons are like lol. Just wait until the next family gathering and expect to have the mick mercilessly ripped out of you

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Or be presented with a string of your Mums mates all wanting you to photograph them with their legs wide open!!!! Eeeeeeeeeyuck!

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Perhaps next phone should be a Nokia 110. All it does is calls and texts. Sounds like it might be safer in your hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol "

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha she now knows your not gay lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

seriously though as a mum of a 21 year old guy I wouldn't be too shocked to accidentally get a photo like this so don't worry too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?"

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"seriously though as a mum of a 21 year old guy I wouldn't be too shocked to accidentally get a photo like this so don't worry too much

Im not worried just wont visit for dinner for a week or 2 lol

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!"

Funny, but tut tut on the word g***

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!"

seriously! G*sh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mums have very very long memories, just saying ,x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!

seriously! G*sh? "

also seriously! Bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mums have very very long memories, just saying ,x

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. Lol yes they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!

seriously! G*sh?

also seriously! Bird?

Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more! "

Runs off to check out cheekies pics

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!

seriously! G*sh?

also seriously! Bird?

Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol"

No of course not, I suspect its an age thing but I don't like being referred to as a bird myself or my private parts being referred to as a gash but is just a personal preference.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When I was moving out of my mums years ago to live with my girlfriend I was moving stuff a bit at a time.

I went back one day to get a few last things and found my mum had found my porno mag stash (hidden under the bed - original I know) and carefully put them all in a big bag for me so they were easy to carry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!

seriously! G*sh?

also seriously! Bird?

Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol

No of course not, I suspect its an age thing but I don't like being referred to as a bird myself or my private parts being referred to as a gash but is just a personal preference. "

Luck for me I wasnt talking about you then ay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mums have very very long memories, just saying ,x

It wont be just the nude baby pics of you she brings out..... it will be doesn't he take fantastic pictures too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?

lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!

seriously! G*sh?

also seriously! Bird?

Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol

No of course not, I suspect its an age thing but I don't like being referred to as a bird myself or my private parts being referred to as a gash but is just a personal preference.

Luck for me I wasnt talking about you then ay! "

yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no more sunday dinners for you then lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for the record I didnt take the photo she did and sent me it.... she was off a dating site to! ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no more sunday dinners for you then lol "

Ha ha shes ok I just laughed it off and sent her a tx saying..... ha ha lent on my phone sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol "

So she was unshaven then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was moving out of my mums years ago to live with my girlfriend I was moving stuff a bit at a time.

In a wierd way it's probably a relief to a parent to find their son into girlie porn or their daughter into ... um.. girlie porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no more sunday dinners for you then lol

Ha ha shes ok I just laughed it off and sent her a tx saying..... ha ha lent on my phone sorry "

well thats good she obviously has a soh , just watch to see how many yorkshire puddins she puts on your plate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!

Lol omg what she say

lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!

This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol

So she was unshaven then?

Yes lovely shaven pussy stockings fit body.... least it was one of the hotter girls on my phone ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was moving out of my mums years ago to live with my girlfriend I was moving stuff a bit at a time.

In a wierd way it's probably a relief to a parent to find their son into girlie porn or their daughter into ... um.. girlie porn.

lol She knows im not gay she thinks im a male slag

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By *ooking to lickCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

PMSL so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.

It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.

It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!

That's true when I was younger I thought my parents would have definitely stopped having sex at the advanced age of 40 lol. I think people nowadays are a bit more open and all age groups know that sex is for everryone not just the young and beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum would just laugh and ignore and take the piss later.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

can see that picture please and see if you need to worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of been worse, might of been the oh so happy one of you in your pics

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could of been worse, might of been the oh so happy one of you in your pics

I know im so glad it was not my cock or any of the pics of me fucking lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done this, sent my mum my fanny with a cock hanging out of it!! the shame!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have done this, sent my mum my fanny with a cock hanging out of it!! the shame!!

What did she say? These kind of situations intrigue me lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Have done this, sent my mum my fanny with a cock hanging out of it!! the shame!!

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How old where you then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X "

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

Yes could have been worse... It could have been your mum sending you a photo with her legs akimbo!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.

It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!

I don't know. I had my youngest son a month after my 40th birthday, I remember my daughter bursting into tears when we told her and she was disgusted, my elder son just thought cool, I'll be a big brother instead of being the youngest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open! "

Time for you to buy a cheap press button phone to use for family contacts only and use the touch screen phone for your 'collection'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open! "
with any luck she might think your hinting at what you want for xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!

no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.

It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!

O dear lol.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!

no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that

Cheeky!! Promises promises x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!

no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that

Cheeky!! Promises promises x

Young lady your talking to a man who can back it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!

no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that

Cheeky!! Promises promises x

Young lady your talking to a man who can back it up."

get a room he he he

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OMG... Third time lucky.

I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.

Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x

Thank you let me know if you wana slap it

I was thinking more biting tbh...

No problem feel free

Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X

Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!

Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!

no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that

Cheeky!! Promises promises x

Young lady your talking to a man who can back it up.

get a room he he he "

We are making plans to do just that... X

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more! "

When I downloaded and registered for google+ it uploaded all my pics in my phone......had to frantically delete them all before anyone linked to me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more!

When I downloaded and registered for google+ it uploaded all my pics in my phone......had to frantically delete them all before anyone linked to me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more!

When I downloaded and registered for google+ it uploaded all my pics in my phone......had to frantically delete them all before anyone linked to me!!!!!

oh ha ha thats funny!

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