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"I'm on fruity cider" Ofttt.. I found a delightful pear, mint + cucumber cider in Aldi last year but they've stopped selling it One fruity cider coming up ! | |||
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"Kopparbergs here. Asda had a sale on " Oh i love a good alcoholic bargain !! Wanna glass?? | |||
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"Triple vodka with c*ke please " Wow, you mean business!! Coming right up! | |||
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"Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit " Haha nice!! Are you out?? | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid Always up for a drink with you ... I'll have a SoCo with fresh mint" Oh that used to be one of my go to drinks as a teen! I'll just pop out to the garden to get the mint ! | |||
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"Dark rum with a pilsner washdownn.. Cheers everyone??" chin chin | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries " Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! | |||
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"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently " its always good to ease in gently | |||
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"I will have chilled white wine. Red wine a bit heavy as I find weather still warm " Oh really.. I stopped drinking red wine for around 15 years ..now I've abandoned white and back to red What grape would you like? | |||
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"Hair of the dog for me after the London social, I’ll have a Corona please! " oh I'm gutted my visit won't align with the next dates! Did you have a fun time? | |||
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"Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit Haha nice!! Are you out?? " Not tonight, I was out last night | |||
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"Pornstar martini for tracy please " Oh yesssssss.. We've got a special on cocktails.. 2-4-1!! | |||
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"It's still early, I'll have a pastis." Oh nice choice! I'll get my special glasses out | |||
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"Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit Haha nice!! Are you out?? Not tonight, I was out last night " I read | |||
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"Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice " Oo yummers!! That sounds delicious! | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! " Thank you time for vape | |||
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" My round... Same again for everyone.. I'm feeling generous" Whoop whoop!! One repeat round coming up! | |||
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"Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider! " Oh how come you are having a change? | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! Thank you time for vape " Be the death of you! | |||
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"Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider! Oh how come you are having a change? " I’m not too sure! Was drawn to the Bud in Tesco rather than cider! Although the downside is it’s getting me d*unk quicker! | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! Thank you time for vape Be the death of you! " True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year | |||
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"It's still early, I'll have a pastis. Oh nice choice! I'll get my special glasses out " merci, à votre santé | |||
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"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently its always good to ease in gently " Amen | |||
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"Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider! Oh how come you are having a change? I’m not too sure! Was drawn to the Bud in Tesco rather than cider! Although the downside is it’s getting me d*unk quicker! " Ooooooo exciting... Do the lottery numbers.. It might be the universe telling you something! | |||
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"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently its always good to ease in gently Amen " Very sensible! X | |||
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"Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me " Hello gorgeousness.. Hmm i never know what to choose.. So many options.. I'll have a pint of a local brewers IPA | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! Thank you time for vape Be the death of you! True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year " Wow that is an amazing achievement! Go you xx you've just got to avoid busses now haha | |||
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"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently its always good to ease in gently Amen Very sensible! X" It’s how it starts….. | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! Thank you time for vape Be the death of you! True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year Wow that is an amazing achievement! Go you xx you've just got to avoid busses now haha " No busses no motorcycles near death experience to fast I’m mad in mind and life only have one so go for it enjoy barkeep | |||
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"Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me Hello gorgeousness.. Hmm i never know what to choose.. So many options.. I'll have a pint of a local brewers IPA " Awww thank you and awesome and Your welcome x | |||
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"It's still early, I'll have a pastis. Oh nice choice! I'll get my special glasses out merci, à votre santé" santé!! | |||
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"Currently having a black sheep " Oh lovely.. And what would you like to drink | |||
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"Midnight... I'm busy adding loads of messages for you... Please send over a large vodka, lime and soda.. Thanks " Oh LMAO... I'll pop back over!! I don't want to spam your thread | |||
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"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently its always good to ease in gently Amen " Are you feeling more lubricated now | |||
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"Put a quid in jukebox Burning heart from Rocky IV " Yaaaassss tunes!! Oooo karaoke?? | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid " If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!! | |||
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"Who's that nice young lady sitting the corner?.. What you having? " Who me Wait... Lovely.. Young.. Lady.. Nope that doesn't sound like me.. But I'll have her drink!! Pour me another IPA! | |||
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"I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x" Oooooo posh xx coming up.. Slice of cucumber?? I have a spare one, barely used | |||
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"I’ll pop in for a couple though I can’t stay all night I’m at Church tomorrow… " confessing your sins?! | |||
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"Jd cherry pop please Oh packet scampi fries Ooooo snacks *squeals* Coming up! Thank you time for vape Be the death of you! True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year Wow that is an amazing achievement! Go you xx you've just got to avoid busses now haha No busses no motorcycles near death experience to fast I’m mad in mind and life only have one so go for it enjoy barkeep " Good mantra x | |||
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"Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me Hello gorgeousness.. Hmm i never know what to choose.. So many options.. I'll have a pint of a local brewers IPA Awww thank you and awesome and Your welcome x" Bottoms up | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!" I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you | |||
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"Oh I would love a pimms please. " Ohhhhhhh pimms!! Yum! Coming up x | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!! I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you" Fuck, if only!! | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???" Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool | |||
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"Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice Oo yummers!! That sounds delicious! " Oh it is totally delicious! Very morish too | |||
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"Hearts on fire Solid darkness creeps in to you’re soul Rages deep within " Keep them coming! | |||
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"Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx" Oo i had to google that!! Gallon of lemonade coming up! Enjoy my fellow cunt xx | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order " Will you now Greedy | |||
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"Double brandy served in a coffee mug please " are you still working?! | |||
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"Can I have a large pinot noir?" Good choice.. I'll just pop the cork | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!! I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you Fuck, if only!!" I get wittier as the night progresses | |||
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"Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice Oo yummers!! That sounds delicious! Oh it is totally delicious! Very morish too " I'm going to look out for some! | |||
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"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!! J x " Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!! | |||
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"Midnight, There's so many hotties about tonight, please can I have another drink?" I can see why you are so thirsty open wide, I'll give you a mouthful of mine | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....??? Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool " Also delicious and goes down easily | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!! I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you Fuck, if only!! I get wittier as the night progresses " Makes 2 of us! | |||
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"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!! J x Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!! " I just want to praise ya J x | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy " You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink | |||
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"I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x Oooooo posh xx coming up.. Slice of cucumber?? I have a spare one, barely used " LOL prefer lime though x | |||
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"Pornstar martini for tracy please Oh yesssssss.. We've got a special on cocktails.. 2-4-1!!" I'm a lightweight ... 4 drinks and I'm anybodys lol | |||
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"Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx Oo i had to google that!! Gallon of lemonade coming up! Enjoy my fellow cunt xx" Oh I will… | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....??? Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool Also delicious and goes down easily " Wait who's going down | |||
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"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink Poured myself a large barola Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!! I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you Fuck, if only!! I get wittier as the night progresses Makes 2 of us!" Someone find us a stage! | |||
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"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!! J x Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!! I just want to praise ya J x " Will you come to the toilets with me.. I need to put my lippy on | |||
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"Just a Pepsi MAX for me please and whatever the sexy lady behind the bar wants " One Pepsi MAXX... And another pint for me | |||
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"Gin n ginger ale pls a large one " What is a large one | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink " free bar too I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! | |||
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"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!! J x Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!! I just want to praise ya J x Will you come to the toilets with me.. I need to put my lippy on " We’ll have to have to put the world to rights with random strangers so we might be a while in there J x | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink free bar too I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! " Hard to believe now, I know, but I was once picked to be a 'Martini Person', for those that remember those ads!.. | |||
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"A large Pinot noir for me " Oh someone further up is on the same wine.... You should do a speed date and see if you like each other! | |||
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"Jura for me please" Oh nice!! One single malt coming up | |||
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"two pints of stella for my dry throat , now double vodkas and a diet pepsi from now on ..." Blimey that's a heck of a mix | |||
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"I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x Oooooo posh xx coming up.. Slice of cucumber?? I have a spare one, barely used LOL prefer lime though x" Spoilsport | |||
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"You should’ve heard me just around midnight x" What were you doing | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....??? Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool Also delicious and goes down easily Wait who's going down " *Raises hand* | |||
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"Pornstar martini for tracy please Oh yesssssss.. We've got a special on cocktails.. 2-4-1!! I'm a lightweight ... 4 drinks and I'm anybodys lol " Oh hello! Let me introduce you to some good friends of mine | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink free bar too I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! " There's an option of being pegged??? Count me in!! | |||
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"Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx Oo i had to google that!! Gallon of lemonade coming up! Enjoy my fellow cunt xx Oh I will… " I'm eating a jammie dodger with my wine it's not quite the winning combination i imagined it might be! | |||
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"Horse's neck, with ice, please. Haven't had one for ages.." What the hell!! Is this a wind up .. I'm gonna have to Google.. I used to be such a great barmaid when i was at college! | |||
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"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!! J x Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!! I just want to praise ya J x Will you come to the toilets with me.. I need to put my lippy on We’ll have to have to put the world to rights with random strangers so we might be a while in there J x " D*unk toilet visits and random convos are the best! | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink free bar too I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! Hard to believe now, I know, but I was once picked to be a 'Martini Person', for those that remember those ads!.. " No really?!! Anytime anyplace anywhere.. Wait... wasn't that gorgeous George | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....??? Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool Also delicious and goes down easily Wait who's going down *Raises hand*" need a snorkel?? | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink free bar too I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! There's an option of being pegged??? Count me in!!" ROFL... Form a queue! | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....??? Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool Also delicious and goes down easily Wait who's going down *Raises hand* need a snorkel?? " You tell me | |||
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"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order Will you now Greedy You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink free bar too I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! There's an option of being pegged??? Count me in!! ROFL... Form a queue! " Already bent over | |||
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"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....??? Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool Also delicious and goes down easily Wait who's going down *Raises hand* need a snorkel?? You tell me" | |||
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