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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm on fruity cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kopparbergs here. Asda had a sale on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple vodka with c*ke please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

Always up for a drink with you ... I'll have a SoCo with fresh mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on fruity cider"

A fruit based drink for the lady

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

jd and a splash of dr pepper x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on fruity cider"

Ofttt.. I found a delightful pear, mint + cucumber cider in Aldi last year but they've stopped selling it

One fruity cider coming up !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kopparbergs here. Asda had a sale on

Oh i love a good alcoholic bargain !! Wanna glass??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Triple vodka with c*ke please

Wow, you mean business!! Coming right up!

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By *lasherMan
over a year ago

Faversham

Dark rum with a pilsner washdownn.. Cheers everyone??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit

Haha nice!! Are you out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

Always up for a drink with you ... I'll have a SoCo with fresh mint"

Oh that used to be one of my go to drinks as a teen!

I'll just pop out to the garden to get the mint !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jd and a splash of dr pepper x"

Ice my dear??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark rum with a pilsner washdownn.. Cheers everyone??"

chin chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I will have chilled white wine. Red wine a bit heavy as I find weather still warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently

its always good to ease in gently

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

one cube please x

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Hair of the dog for me after the London social, I’ll have a Corona please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar martini for tracy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have chilled white wine. Red wine a bit heavy as I find weather still warm

Oh really.. I stopped drinking red wine for around 15 years ..now I've abandoned white and back to red

What grape would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"one cube please x"

Anything to go with it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It's still early, I'll have a pastis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hair of the dog for me after the London social, I’ll have a Corona please! "

oh I'm gutted my visit won't align with the next dates! Did you have a fun time?

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wine please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit

Haha nice!! Are you out?? "

Not tonight, I was out last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini for tracy please

Oh yesssssss.. We've got a special on cocktails.. 2-4-1!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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coming up! Do you want full fat or skimmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's still early, I'll have a pastis."

Oh nice choice! I'll get my special glasses out

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By *lasherMan
over a year ago

Faversham

My round... Same again for everyone.. I'm feeling generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine please.

Good choice.. Red, pink or white?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magic Rock High Wire Grapefruit

Haha nice!! Are you out??

Not tonight, I was out last night

I read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice

Oo yummers!! That sounds delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up! "

Thank you time for vape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" My round... Same again for everyone.. I'm feeling generous"

Whoop whoop!! One repeat round coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider! "

Oh how come you are having a change?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up!

Thank you time for vape

Be the death of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider!

Oh how come you are having a change? "

I’m not too sure! Was drawn to the Bud in Tesco rather than cider! Although the downside is it’s getting me d*unk quicker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up!

Thank you time for vape

Be the death of you! "

True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"It's still early, I'll have a pastis.

Oh nice choice! I'll get my special glasses out "

merci, à votre santé

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently having a black sheep

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Midnight...

I'm busy adding loads of messages for you...

Please send over a large vodka, lime and soda..

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently

its always good to ease in gently

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a quid in jukebox

Burning heart from Rocky IV

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a few Buds here rather than my normal cider!

Oh how come you are having a change?

I’m not too sure! Was drawn to the Bud in Tesco rather than cider! Although the downside is it’s getting me d*unk quicker! "

Ooooooo exciting... Do the lottery numbers.. It might be the universe telling you something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently

its always good to ease in gently

Amen

Very sensible! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me "

Hello gorgeousness.. Hmm i never know what to choose.. So many options.. I'll have a pint of a local brewers IPA

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By *lasherMan
over a year ago

Faversham

Who's that nice young lady sitting the corner?.. What you having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up!

Thank you time for vape

Be the death of you!

True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year

Wow that is an amazing achievement! Go you xx you've just got to avoid busses now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently

its always good to ease in gently

Amen

Very sensible! X"

It’s how it starts…..

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

I’ll pop in for a couple though I can’t stay all night I’m at Church tomorrow…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up!

Thank you time for vape

Be the death of you!

True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year

Wow that is an amazing achievement! Go you xx you've just got to avoid busses now haha "

No busses no motorcycles near death experience to fast I’m mad in mind and life only have one so go for it enjoy barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me

Hello gorgeousness.. Hmm i never know what to choose.. So many options.. I'll have a pint of a local brewers IPA

Awww thank you and awesome and Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's still early, I'll have a pastis.

Oh nice choice! I'll get my special glasses out

merci, à votre santé"

santé!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently having a black sheep "

Oh lovely.. And what would you like to drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight...

I'm busy adding loads of messages for you...

Please send over a large vodka, lime and soda..

Thanks

Oh LMAO... I'll pop back over!! I don't want to spam your thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just take a lager shandy for now …. Going to ease myself gently

its always good to ease in gently

Amen

Are you feeling more lubricated now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a quid in jukebox

Burning heart from Rocky IV

Yaaaassss tunes!! Oooo karaoke??

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I would love a pimms please.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Prefer a chardonnay

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Dark rum & black

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearts on fire

Solid darkness creeps in to you’re soul

Rages deep within

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's that nice young lady sitting the corner?.. What you having? "

Who me

Wait... Lovely.. Young.. Lady.. Nope that doesn't sound like me.. But I'll have her drink!!

Pour me another IPA!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Double brandy served in a coffee mug please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x"

Oooooo posh xx coming up.. Slice of cucumber?? I have a spare one, barely used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large pinot noir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll pop in for a couple though I can’t stay all night I’m at Church tomorrow…

confessing your sins?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd cherry pop please

Oh packet scampi fries

Ooooo snacks *squeals*

Coming up!

Thank you time for vape

Be the death of you!

True but have up smoking after forty five years so ease of gently be a non smoker within a year

Wow that is an amazing achievement! Go you xx you've just got to avoid busses now haha

No busses no motorcycles near death experience to fast I’m mad in mind and life only have one so go for it enjoy barkeep

Good mantra x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniels and cola and also what ever the beautiful sweet barmaid is have on me

Hello gorgeousness.. Hmm i never know what to choose.. So many options.. I'll have a pint of a local brewers IPA

Awww thank you and awesome and Your welcome x"

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!"

I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I would love a pimms please.

Ohhhhhhh pimms!! Yum! Coming up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prefer a chardonnay

Oooo nice chilled!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark rum & black

Coming up!!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!

I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you"

Fuck, if only!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???"

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice

Oo yummers!! That sounds delicious! "

Oh it is totally delicious! Very morish too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hearts on fire

Solid darkness creeps in to you’re soul

Rages deep within

Keep them coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx"

Oo i had to google that!! Gallon of lemonade coming up! Enjoy my fellow cunt xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double brandy served in a coffee mug please

are you still working?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large pinot noir?"

Good choice.. I'll just pop the cork

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!

I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you

Fuck, if only!!"

I get wittier as the night progresses

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Midnight,

There's so many hotties about tonight, please can I have another drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhubarb & Ginger gin with ginger ale with freshly squeezed lime and lots of ice

Oo yummers!! That sounds delicious!

Oh it is totally delicious! Very morish too

I'm going to look out for some!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!!

J x "

Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight,

There's so many hotties about tonight, please can I have another drink?"

I can see why you are so thirsty

open wide, I'll give you a mouthful of mine

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

Also delicious and goes down easily

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!

I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you

Fuck, if only!!

I get wittier as the night progresses

Makes 2 of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!!

J x

Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!! "

I just want to praise ya

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a Pepsi MAX for me please and whatever the sexy lady behind the bar wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin n ginger ale pls a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Pinot noir for me

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Jura for me please

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

two pints of stella for my dry throat , now double vodkas and a diet pepsi from now on ...

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By *heeky wiggles2020Man
over a year ago

near the seaside

Leffe please !

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

"I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x

Oooooo posh xx coming up.. Slice of cucumber?? I have a spare one, barely used

LOL

prefer lime though x

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By *awty-discreetMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You should’ve heard me just around midnight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini for tracy please

Oh yesssssss.. We've got a special on cocktails.. 2-4-1!!"

I'm a lightweight ... 4 drinks and I'm anybodys lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx

Oo i had to google that!! Gallon of lemonade coming up! Enjoy my fellow cunt xx"

Oh I will…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

Also delicious and goes down easily

Wait who's going down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right.. Saturday night.. I need a drink

Poured myself a large barola

Who's joining me at the bar?? I'll be the barmaid

If you're the barmaid I'm not moving from this seat all night!!

I'm a bit tipsy.. Hope i don't slosh over you

Fuck, if only!!

I get wittier as the night progresses

Makes 2 of us!"

Someone find us a stage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!!

J x

Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!!

I just want to praise ya

J x "

Will you come to the toilets with me.. I need to put my lippy on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a Pepsi MAX for me please and whatever the sexy lady behind the bar wants

One Pepsi MAXX... And another pint for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin n ginger ale pls a large one

What is a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse's neck, with ice, please. Haven't had one for ages..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

free bar too

I had you pegged for an espresso martini man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!!

J x

Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!!

I just want to praise ya

J x

Will you come to the toilets with me.. I need to put my lippy on

We’ll have to have to put the world to rights with random strangers so we might be a while in there

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

free bar too

I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! "

Hard to believe now, I know, but I was once picked to be a 'Martini Person', for those that remember those ads!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large Pinot noir for me

Oh someone further up is on the same wine.... You should do a speed date and see if you like each other!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jura for me please"

Oh nice!! One single malt coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"two pints of stella for my dry throat , now double vodkas and a diet pepsi from now on ..."

Blimey

that's a heck of a mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leffe please ! "

Nice! coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a G&T please. Sipsmith preferably x

Oooooo posh xx coming up.. Slice of cucumber?? I have a spare one, barely used

LOL

prefer lime though x"

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should’ve heard me just around midnight x"

What were you doing

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

Also delicious and goes down easily

Wait who's going down

*Raises hand*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini for tracy please

Oh yesssssss.. We've got a special on cocktails.. 2-4-1!!

I'm a lightweight ... 4 drinks and I'm anybodys lol

Oh hello! Let me introduce you to some good friends of mine

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

free bar too

I had you pegged for an espresso martini man! "

There's an option of being pegged??? Count me in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight I just got back from Costco and I bought a 1.75 L of Tito’s. I need gallons of Lemonade please xx

Oo i had to google that!! Gallon of lemonade coming up! Enjoy my fellow cunt xx

Oh I will…

I'm eating a jammie dodger with my wine

it's not quite the winning combination i imagined it might be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horse's neck, with ice, please. Haven't had one for ages.."

What the hell!! Is this a wind up .. I'm gonna have to Google.. I used to be such a great barmaid when i was at college!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on vodka lemonade, dancing!!

J x

Dancing yesssss! I'm coming toooooo!!

I just want to praise ya

J x

Will you come to the toilets with me.. I need to put my lippy on

We’ll have to have to put the world to rights with random strangers so we might be a while in there

J x "

D*unk toilet visits and random convos are the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

free bar too

I had you pegged for an espresso martini man!

Hard to believe now, I know, but I was once picked to be a 'Martini Person', for those that remember those ads!..

No really?!! Anytime anyplace anywhere.. Wait... wasn't that gorgeous George

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

Also delicious and goes down easily

Wait who's going down

*Raises hand*"

need a snorkel??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

free bar too

I had you pegged for an espresso martini man!

There's an option of being pegged??? Count me in!!"

ROFL... Form a queue!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

Also delicious and goes down easily

Wait who's going down

*Raises hand*

need a snorkel?? "

You tell me

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"I’ll have a double. Make what you will with that order

Will you now

Greedy

You said the bar is open. You didn’t say, only one drink

free bar too

I had you pegged for an espresso martini man!

There's an option of being pegged??? Count me in!!

ROFL... Form a queue! "

Already bent over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do I go for something like an "Old Fashioned" or do I just go for vodka redbull and get fucked....???

Ooo old fashioned.. Sounds sooooo cool

Also delicious and goes down easily

Wait who's going down

*Raises hand*

need a snorkel??

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had one drink all night, after working 17 hours yesterday I will admit I'm shagged for all the wrong reasons, so just leave me in the corner and turn lights off on your way out..

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