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"My cat pissed on my suit the day I had a job interview. He was a dick!" Hahaha nearly spat my tea out then | |||
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"The childhood cat left half a mouse on my violin case LvM" Lovely aren’t they !! | |||
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"Our cat has bought in a couple of mice but lazy and doesn't do it often. She does however prefer my husband and thinks that he is her boyfriend! She will cuddle up with him in bed and sleep on my side and looks at me as if to say "I've got your pillow and your man what are you gonna do about it!"" Awwww that’s so cute though x | |||
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"A Cat we took in during lockdown once brought in an empty bacon packet lol She also brought moths and mice in. Our boy brings in leaves and feathers or little black tags ,he's obsessed with them. " Ours brings in leaves and feathers but normally attached to her. | |||
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"A black cat we had called Mulder bought me a fish in once through the cat flap, it was massive. We were never sure if he got it from someones pond or from the chippy at the end of the road! His sister Scully sat in front of me one day, opened her mouth and a butterfly flew out. It was a beautiful moment " Hahahaa love it | |||
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"Over the years (& various cats) we have had voles, shrews, mice, birds, rabbits, moles,rats, bats and a couple of squirrels " Mine started eyeing a pigeon up after I had rescued the small bird , god help me ! | |||
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"I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break. When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!! " Oh my god! | |||
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"I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break. When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!! Oh my god! " Not sure who felt worse about it, me or him? Cat definitely didn’t give a shit!! | |||
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"A Cat we took in during lockdown once brought in an empty bacon packet lol She also brought moths and mice in. Our boy brings in leaves and feathers or little black tags ,he's obsessed with them. Ours brings in leaves and feathers but normally attached to her. " Aww ha ha | |||
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"Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though ) My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once Any stories about what your cats have done? " Our old shop cat stole a woman's hat once right off her head ... well, it was part feral and a former farm cat!! | |||
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"I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break. When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!! " Ewwww that happened to me once! | |||
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"Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though ) My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once Any stories about what your cats have done? " My cat brings in mice and the occasional bird. All alive and running around/flying if they can. She once even brought in a baby (not fledging) Gold Finch, stolen straight from the nest. It only had its adults wing feathers so a call to the SSPCA so it could be hand reared as I had no idea where it came from or what tree. She doesn’t do this very often. The last bird was a man adult Great Tit | |||
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"Over the years (& various cats) we have had voles, shrews, mice, birds, rabbits, moles,rats, bats and a couple of squirrels Mine started eyeing a pigeon up after I had rescued the small bird , god help me !" A family cat we had years ago once brought in. Wood Pigeon through the cat flap, might have had a struggle as there was some feathers in it. It was very much alive & flying about in my friends bedroom | |||
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"My old cat caught a toad, I was watching her through the kitchen window, there she was pleased as punch walking down the garden path, toad in her mouth when the toad must have released something in her mouth, she spat the toad out retched and ran for the water bucket to rinse her mouth out. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen " Hahaha that’s ace!!! | |||
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"Ariel is fascinated with worms. She catches them and then tucks them under the rug edge until we find them all dessicated...." Catcrisps!!!! Yum | |||
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"I’m occasionally presented with a frog by ours. Boy do those things screech when cornered!!!" Until owning cats I never knew frogs could scream | |||
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"My cat is bloody lazy these days. I heard a rustling in the garden yesterday evening. The cat was sat on my car calmly looking down. Then I watch two huge rats run across the yard and watched the cat sit there doing nothing about them and just watching with indifference. Lazy git. BTW first time I've ever seen rats so that's a concern (especially with my cat proving a useless deterrent). I wonder if building work down the street as disturbed them." Yes it may have disturbed them but also the lack of rain everywhere means that animals are more visible as they are all desperate for drinking water. One year when I returned to Sussex after the summer in France my toilet had been leaking a little from the base. The plumber discovered the plastic flexible pipe inside had been chewed by something so that it could access under the bath. Yuk yuk yuk! | |||
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"We have one cat whose hobby is collecting cobwebs. She came in the other day looking like an albino candyfloss." So long as there wasn’t a spider attached to them… | |||
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"Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it " Gits aren’t they Mine have killed a magpie this morning. Them things are massive and my girls are only kittens! | |||
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"Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it Gits aren’t they Mine have killed a magpie this morning. Them things are massive and my girls are only kittens! " They really are!! Cats are absolutely ruthless .. magpies are big birds, killing magpies whilst kittens can only mean you will be getting plenty of body parts as they grow | |||
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"Mine brings snakes in." Oh god don’t tell me that !!! | |||
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"Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it Gits aren’t they Mine have killed a magpie this morning. Them things are massive and my girls are only kittens! They really are!! Cats are absolutely ruthless .. magpies are big birds, killing magpies whilst kittens can only mean you will be getting plenty of body parts as they grow " I know ! God help me | |||
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"My dearly departed cat had a fondness for rabbits. Used to bring them in the house. Sometimes live, sometimes dead. He used to like eating their head so in the morning I’d find a headless rabbit downstairs. Maybe he was trying to send me a message like the Godfather?" Please don’t tell me this is true . My cats aren’t even 1 yet and they have started with a magpie. Wheat is this going to lead to them doing??? | |||
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"My cat is a bit special. She once proudly bought in .... A shuttlecock and presented it to me " Awwww that’s so sweet I bet she was very proud of herself. X | |||
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"My mate stays on a croft and is used to the cats bringing in various wildlife. Nothing, however tops her having one bring in a rat which it then sat and ate, at her feet, whilst she was on a works video call. She had to explain what was happening to excuse the noises which the others on the call could hear … haha" Hahaha brilliant ! | |||
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"My neighbours cat brings lots of crap to my garden. " What sort of stuff ?x | |||
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"Not the cat but the dog, once caught a rabbit but must have seen me coming home and swallowed it whole. She chose the moment I sat down to eat to show me she had hidden the entire thing in her gullet by throwing it back up on the lounge floor. She was lovely like that " She probably thought you needed a bit more food. | |||
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"Not the cat but the dog, once caught a rabbit but must have seen me coming home and swallowed it whole. She chose the moment I sat down to eat to show me she had hidden the entire thing in her gullet by throwing it back up on the lounge floor. She was lovely like that She probably thought you needed a bit more food." I’d think the same but she was just a wee shite | |||
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"My cat is a bit special. She once proudly bought in .... A shuttlecock and presented it to me Awwww that’s so sweet I bet she was very proud of herself. X" She was bless her. She looked at me to say what a clever girl I am mummy | |||
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"The childhood cat left half a mouse on my violin case LvM" That was clearly a message. Dunno what. | |||
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"One brought a bird (think it was a magpie) into the house, alive. We ended up having to chase her out with a broom. She also had a habit of eating pigeons. Cats are psychopaths " Mine is most definitely !! | |||
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"My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful." With my old cat , I trod on a dead frog with bare feet ( it was dark) | |||
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"Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though ) My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once Any stories about what your cats have done? " Small birds that have been attacked by cats usually die a short while later from infection even if they appear healthy at the time. Sorry. | |||
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"Headless rabbit as a gift" I got a call at work from my 12yo daughter to say her cat had got a rabbit in the front room and her and her friend had shut the door. Rushed home from work to find a headless rabbit with only one front paw, blood spatter up the wall and a rather stuffed looking cat. While I was cleaning it all up I suddenly had the epiphany that it wasn’t my cat, wasn’t my house and wasn’t my wall and carpet I was cleaning. My daughter hadn’t been able to get hold of her mum(whose house it was) so had called me and I rushed back to do the Dad thing…… | |||
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"My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful. With my old cat , I trod on a dead frog with bare feet ( it was dark) " Nice…I can imagine the squishy sound. Please don’t tell me you were bare foot? | |||
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"My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful. With my old cat , I trod on a dead frog with bare feet ( it was dark) Nice…I can imagine the squishy sound. Please don’t tell me you were bare foot?" Yep Vile | |||
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"My cat is a legend. One stomach from a bird in a doorstep. Disposed of the rest of the body elsewhere... A very neat, ruthlessly efficient killer. X" Christ !!!! | |||
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"Headless rabbit as a gift I got a call at work from my 12yo daughter to say her cat had got a rabbit in the front room and her and her friend had shut the door. Rushed home from work to find a headless rabbit with only one front paw, blood spatter up the wall and a rather stuffed looking cat. While I was cleaning it all up I suddenly had the epiphany that it wasn’t my cat, wasn’t my house and wasn’t my wall and carpet I was cleaning. My daughter hadn’t been able to get hold of her mum(whose house it was) so had called me and I rushed back to do the Dad thing…… " I couldn’t have cleaned that up. | |||
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"My cat is a legend. One stomach from a bird in a doorstep. Disposed of the rest of the body elsewhere... A very neat, ruthlessly efficient killer. X" It's their in built ability. Don't die in front of your cat. You're the next meal | |||
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