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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes... ![]() | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() I always love connecting people ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() Once you go Rex, you go deaf. LvM | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() ![]() Has K not shaved them off again? ![]() | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() ![]() . Dangle and drip on my face ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past ![]() | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I watch you guys? ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll get my lipstick ready ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Woohoo, this day just gets better ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K ![]() | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No backing out now ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lmao still best perform like a pornstar ![]() | |||
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"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum. " Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum ![]() | |||
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"Go on then, do your worst ![]() Don’t shave it this time ![]() | |||
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"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum. Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum ![]() Only if we can do it in front of a mirror and eat yum yums at the same time | |||
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"Go on then, do your worst ![]() ![]() Oh, in won't ![]() | |||
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"It's always all talk and no action so keep the talking up ![]() Let’s put your money where your arse hole is ![]() | |||
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"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum. Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum ![]() You know how to steal my heart ![]() | |||
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"The things we have to do to get a verification...... ![]() You can’t say I’m not helping my fellow brothers out here ![]() | |||
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"Go on then, do your worst ![]() ![]() ![]() TY ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Keyser needs one ![]() If he puts a paper bag over his mush I’ll consider it ![]() | |||
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"Keyser needs one ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Keyser needs one ![]() ![]() Oi biatch! You had me whisper sweet nothings when we ‘did it’. | |||
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"Keyser needs one ![]() ![]() That was during COVID when we were both wearing those blue mask thingyos ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri? ![]() Yes you can perform oral on me ![]() | |||
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"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri? ![]() ![]() Oh looks like I’ve just found a veri, sorry to have bothered you ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange." Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri? ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad to of been of assistance to you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange. Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing. | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() I’m coming Mrs Impatient ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange. Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() There’s a lot you don’t know about me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange. Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly…..who are ya who are ya ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange. Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The referee’s a wanker ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We can do the laundry together afterwards ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s a woman’s job isn’t it? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But I need help. So much help ![]() | |||
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"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo Any takers? ![]() We only do D&F for veri’s in this part of the woods dude ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You could just bend me over the settee ![]() | |||
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OK, but don’t get fanny juice on the arm rest this time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo Any takers? ![]() Now that's an offer! ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange. Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() Or? ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes but don’t be offended if I don’t publish it ![]() No offence would be taken ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange. Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today ![]() ![]() ![]() I can’t say ![]() | |||
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"Any hole?? ANY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?" Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() I’ll let you have a crisp? | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() Monster Munch? | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() Your dick does taste like pickled onions ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() A competition? | |||
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"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo Any takers? ![]() ![]() Woohoo! Me thought the same | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() ![]() My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding) | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() ![]() I was referring to the "gentleman" who offered Monster Munch ![]() | |||
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"Get your coat Rex you've pulled ![]() I’m hoping I’ll be taking my coat off ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() ![]() Hshahaha the jokes on you cause it smells like Space Raiders ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() You’ve got to be in it to win it ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet? | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() I’m trying up to 3 pumps now ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() ![]() So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri?? | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() Rex, you're all mouth. Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() ![]() Soz ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() It'll be a bit like a police line up....and as per the film probably full of usual suspects ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() ![]() If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooo, who’s your friend? ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10 | |||
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"Fancy a bum? ![]() up until now iv only gone blury eyed for 1 woman ![]() | |||
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"It's always all talk and no action so keep the talking up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Beggars can’t be choosers ![]() | |||
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich? Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooops…. Clearly defensive over the confectionery smell of my Willy. ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold. She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I might have to lower my inhibitions then ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Begging for it just changed this whole dynamic!! ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m not the one begging ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() Will you display it though? ![]() | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() Obviously, will you? | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() Like a badge of honour | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() All good then. Lets get shagging ![]() | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() ![]() In ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just lower your pants, that'll do ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m ready. Just say when ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's always ready. Can you handle us both? ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage. ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Could you swallow it all in one? ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd like at least 2 sausages to swallow, Rex. I have quite an appetite ![]() | |||
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() One in your sucking hole and one up the bum hole? ![]() | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And out hopefully ![]() | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And in again ![]() | |||
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"One stipulation. We MUST shag ![]() ![]() I'm not falling for this a third time! C | |||
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And out again, good rhythm ![]() | |||
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