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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fancy a bum?

LvM

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Fancy a bum?

LvM"

Spread your crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any hole??

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Any hole?? "

ANY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

LvM"

Chair on my face

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face "

Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...

LvM

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face "

I always love connecting people

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Any hole??

ANY "

Once you go Rex, you go deaf.

LvM

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face

Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...

LvM"

Has K not shaved them off again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any hole??

ANY "

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face

Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...

LvM"

.

Dangle and drip on my face

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!! "

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face

Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...

LvM.

Dangle and drip on my face "

Can I watch you guys?

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past "

Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past "

I'll get my lipstick ready

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past

Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past"

Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past

I'll get my lipstick ready "

Woohoo, this day just gets better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face

Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...

LvM.

Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K

Dangle and drip on my face

Can I watch you guys?

K"

Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Fancy a bum?

LvM

Chair on my face

Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...

LvM.

Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K

Dangle and drip on my face

Can I watch you guys?

K

Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K "

No backing out now

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past

Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past

Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway "

Lmao still best perform like a pornstar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Go on then, do your worst

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum. "

Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Go on then, do your worst "

Don’t shave it this time

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's always all talk and no action so keep the talking up

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum.

Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum "

Only if we can do it in front of a mirror and eat yum yums at the same time

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The things we have to do to get a verification......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Go on then, do your worst

Don’t shave it this time "

Oh, in won't

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It's always all talk and no action so keep the talking up "

Let’s put your money where your arse hole is

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum.

Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum

Only if we can do it in front of a mirror and eat yum yums at the same time "

You know how to steal my heart

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"The things we have to do to get a verification...... "

You can’t say I’m not helping my fellow brothers out here

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Go on then, do your worst

Don’t shave it this time

Oh, in won't "

TY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keyser needs one

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Keyser needs one "

If he puts a paper bag over his mush I’ll consider it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keyser needs one

If he puts a paper bag over his mush I’ll consider it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keyser needs one

If he puts a paper bag over his mush I’ll consider it "

Oi biatch! You had me whisper sweet nothings when we ‘did it’.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Keyser needs one

If he puts a paper bag over his mush I’ll consider it

Oi biatch! You had me whisper sweet nothings when we ‘did it’. "

That was during COVID when we were both wearing those blue mask thingyos

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri? "

Yes you can perform oral on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri?

Yes you can perform oral on me "

Oh looks like I’ve just found a veri, sorry to have bothered you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange."

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri?

Yes you can perform oral on me

Oh looks like I’ve just found a veri, sorry to have bothered you "

Glad to of been of assistance to you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today "

Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing "

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today

Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing."

There’s a lot you don’t know about me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers "

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today

Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing.

There’s a lot you don’t know about me "

Exactly…..who are ya who are ya

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git "

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today

Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing.

There’s a lot you don’t know about me

Exactly…..who are ya who are ya "

The referee’s a wanker

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you "

We can do the laundry together afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know

Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo

Any takers?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you

We can do the laundry together afterwards "

That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you

We can do the laundry together afterwards

That’s a woman’s job isn’t it? "

But I need help. So much help

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know

Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo

Any takers? "

We only do D&F for veri’s in this part of the woods dude

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you

We can do the laundry together afterwards

That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?

But I need help. So much help "

I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you

We can do the laundry together afterwards

That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?

But I need help. So much help

I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way "

You could just bend me over the settee

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing

I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers

My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git

They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you

We can do the laundry together afterwards

That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?

But I need help. So much help

I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way

You could just bend me over the settee "

OK, but don’t get fanny juice on the arm rest this time

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Yes but don’t be offended if I don’t publish it

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over a year ago


"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know

Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo

Any takers? "

Now that's an offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today "

Or?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past

Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past

Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes but don’t be offended if I don’t publish it "

No offence would be taken

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.

Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today

Or? "

I can’t say

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Any hole??

ANY

Get yer coat, you've pulled!!

I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past

Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past

Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway

"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?"

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri "

I’ll let you have a crisp?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

I’ll let you have a crisp?"

Monster Munch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat Rex you've pulled

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

I’ll let you have a crisp?

Monster Munch? "

Your dick does taste like pickled onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri "

A competition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know

Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo

Any takers?

Now that's an offer! "

Woohoo! Me thought the same

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

I’ll let you have a crisp?

Monster Munch?

Your dick does taste like pickled onions "

My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

I’ll let you have a crisp?

Monster Munch?

Your dick does taste like pickled onions

My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding)"

I was referring to the "gentleman" who offered Monster Munch

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Get your coat Rex you've pulled "

I’m hoping I’ll be taking my coat off

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

I’ll let you have a crisp?

Monster Munch?

Your dick does taste like pickled onions "

Hshahaha the jokes on you cause it smells like Space Raiders

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

A competition?"

You’ve got to be in it to win it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace "

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting "

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet? "

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is "

So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now "

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag Tonight?

Is he willing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

A competition?

You’ve got to be in it to win it "

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

A competition?

You’ve got to be in it to win it

Soz "

It'll be a bit like a police line up....and as per the film probably full of usual suspects

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is

So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??

"

If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend "

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Shag Tonight?

Is he willing?"

Have you asked him?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is

So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??

If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will "

I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

LvM"

up until now iv only gone blury eyed for 1 woman

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's always all talk and no action so keep the talking up

Let’s put your money where your arse hole is "

Funny bloke

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is

So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??

If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will

I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10 "

Beggars can’t be choosers

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?

Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri

I’ll let you have a crisp?

Monster Munch?

Your dick does taste like pickled onions

My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding)

I was referring to the "gentleman" who offered Monster Munch "

Ooops…. Clearly defensive over the confectionery smell of my Willy.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend? "

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you "

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is

So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??

If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will

I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10

Beggars can’t be choosers "

Begging for it just changed this whole dynamic!!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace

Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?

You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is

So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??

If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will

I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10

Beggars can’t be choosers

Begging for it just changed this whole dynamic!! "

I’m not the one begging

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there "

Will you display it though?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though? "

Obviously, will you?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though?

Obviously, will you?"

Like a badge of honour

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though?

Obviously, will you?

Like a badge of honour "

All good then. Lets get shagging

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though?

Obviously, will you?

Like a badge of honour

All good then. Lets get shagging "

In

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then "

Just lower your pants, that'll do

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do "

I’m ready. Just say when

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when "

When

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When "

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way "

She's always ready.

Can you handle us both?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way

She's always ready.

Can you handle us both? "

Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way

She's always ready.

Can you handle us both?

Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning "

Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way

She's always ready.

Can you handle us both?

Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning

Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage. "

Could you swallow it all in one?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way

She's always ready.

Can you handle us both?

Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning

Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage.

Could you swallow it all in one? "

I'd like at least 2 sausages to swallow, Rex. I have quite an appetite

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting

I’m trying up to 3 pumps now

Rex, you're all mouth.

Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend

Oooooo, who’s your friend?

She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.

She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you

I might have to lower my inhibitions then

Just lower your pants, that'll do

I’m ready. Just say when

When

I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way

She's always ready.

Can you handle us both?

Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning

Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage.

Could you swallow it all in one?

I'd like at least 2 sausages to swallow, Rex. I have quite an appetite "

One in your sucking hole and one up the bum hole?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though?

Obviously, will you?

Like a badge of honour

All good then. Lets get shagging

In "

And out hopefully

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though?

Obviously, will you?

Like a badge of honour

All good then. Lets get shagging

In

And out hopefully "

And in again

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"One stipulation.

We MUST shag

Love and Peace "

I'm not falling for this a third time!

C

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there

Will you display it though?

Obviously, will you?

Like a badge of honour

All good then. Lets get shagging

In

And out hopefully

And in again "

And out again, good rhythm

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