FabSwingers.com forum: need help!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've gotten so lucky tonight somehow and found myself in bed with the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, but like the Irish twatt I am I got far too d*unk and he won't wake up, suggestions!?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put this down, roll over and give her a big spoon

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you sure it's a girl you're in bed with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So gorgeous that your first thought was to log into fab and ask how to get a rod on?

If she’s so hot……put the phone down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow her back up when your sober.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"So gorgeous that your first thought was to log into fab and ask how to get a rod on?

If she’s so hot……put the phone down! "

My thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum. "

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

The double fist of fury is only for special people

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I've gotten so lucky tonight somehow and found myself in bed with the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, but like the Irish twatt I am I got far too d*unk and he won't wake up, suggestions!?"

Strong hard slap with a kettle bell, usually a rouses some kind of life if nothing else?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Blow her back up when your sober."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to sleep for a bit, in a few hrs you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

The double fist of fury is only for special people

I’m sure I asked for a tongue punched fart box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So gorgeous that your first thought was to log into fab and ask how to get a rod on?

If she’s so hot……put the phone down! "

Roll call..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

The double fist of fury is only for special people

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anal extravaganza???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been half an hour, hopefully he’s balls deep about now.

I’m rootin for ya OP.

High 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

The double fist of fury is only for special people

I’m sure I asked for a tongue punched fart box

I tried but it the tongue didn’t touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

The double fist of fury is only for special people

anal extravaganza???"

Someone needed to bring it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get her to stick 3 fingers up your bum.

Only 3?

That’s not what you did to me last night.

The double fist of fury is only for special people

anal extravaganza???

Someone needed to bring it back

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pm the guy he will for you

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

yep you do need help...

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

So you got d*unk and ended up in bed with a gorgeous girl..and now HE...won't wake up..I think you've spent the night with a trannie..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha I was asking for this comeback to be fair, what a tit

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

"Blow her back up when your sober."

??????

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Hahaha I was asking for this comeback to be fair, what a tit"

So what happened?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Pity you're not near a pool.... you'd have a lilo & a blow up doll!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've gotten so lucky tonight somehow and found myself in bed with the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, but like the Irish twatt I am I got far too d*unk and he won't wake up, suggestions!?"

Get him up quick especially if she's charging you by the hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you got d*unk and ended up in bed with a gorgeous girl..and now HE...won't wake up..I think you've spent the night with a trannie..

I assumed he was referring to his "wee man".....his dick.

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