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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had a four minute warning until the end of the wrold, what would you all do?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

pray!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

have 4 shags

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"have 4 shags "

you're obviously indulging in far too much foreplay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would want to sit and hold Shaz close and tell her how much I lover her.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... while she gives me a blow job!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol... "

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette "

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of shags and a fag xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of shags and a fag xx "

So thats three shags then???

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Couple of shags and a fag xx

So thats three shags then??? "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of shags and a fag xx

So thats three shags then??? "

Ya know me too well xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh my, alot of hopefull people on here, four minutes is not that long, but can be too long for some x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangle my next door neighbour with my bare hands, pointless I know but it would bring me so much pleasure

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!! "

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

"

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife "

Ohhh good... may as well a spare hand and carve a memorial too then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife "

Fixed ya laptop yet ? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strangle my next door neighbour with my bare hands, pointless I know but it would bring me so much pleasure "

I would have had something kinda similarish.. but shagging honeypot seemed a more interesting option..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife

Fixed ya laptop yet ? xx "

Someone has fixed it for me,I did'nt say I was "good" at doing a lot of things xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put my clock back

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Strangle my next door neighbour with my bare hands, pointless I know but it would bring me so much pleasure "

Is that before or after the shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife

Fixed ya laptop yet ? xx

Someone has fixed it for me,I did'nt say I was "good" at doing a lot of things xx"

Ya knows i luv ya really xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife "

I once met a woman who was in the swiss army female medic. She didnt look like you though

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I'd finish that 4th shag with honeypot then give MrsNotts two last ones lol...

You would have a job on as she would be cooking me an omelette

She can multi task, they all keep bragging eh!!

Oooo i donno if id want an omelette with extra bits in it

Can she pour you a beer and answer the phone as well at the same time?

Er hellloooooo I am here and im watching you know

I can do lots of thing im a swiss army wife

Fixed ya laptop yet ? xx

Someone has fixed it for me,I did'nt say I was "good" at doing a lot of things xx

Ya knows i luv ya really xx "

luvs ya too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

24 minutes have passed and were all dead and none of us had a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Wales...

It would take 3 weeks for the 4-minute warning to reach me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is Wales in a differnt time zone then.

Mind you, you'd be alright if you wanted a shag there, lots of sheep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would sit with a glass of champagne and a cigarette. And tell hell to await my arrival

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I would sit with a glass of champagne and a cigarette. And tell hell to await my arrival "

Sod the glass, down the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would sit cuddlin my kids telling thenm how much i love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sweet how nice. I think we would all do that and enjoy the last 4 minutes of our lives

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

guzzle as much whisky as I could manage in 3 1/2 minutes then stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"guzzle as much whisky as I could manage in 3 1/2 minutes then stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye

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Aw what an ass

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"guzzle as much whisky as I could manage in 3 1/2 minutes then stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye

Aw what an ass"

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

start smokeing again and drink some scotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strangle my next door neighbour with my bare hands, pointless I know but it would bring me so much pleasure "

Live for the moment... do it anyway lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell someone the truth and let someone be known for what they truly are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a brew, a smoke and smile.

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Think I'd stick to fingers up to the world and say 'Fuck You!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would sit with a glass of champagne and a cigarette. And tell hell to await my arrival

Sod the glass, down the bottle"

....cheers, you're my kind of woman! I have an excellent vintage one for the occasion, come share with me!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"If you had a four minute warning until the end of the wrold, what would you all do?"

Depends where I was.... at home I'd go across the road and kick that fuckers head in....

if I was elsewhere, I would smack everyone who looks like they deserve it.... you know the ones I am talking about!!!

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