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"I think basketball would be tough if ball was smaller ![]() No smaller balls would go through hoop easier surely | |||
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"I think basketball would be tough if ball was smaller ![]() Play wheelchair basketball instead. Much harder - dribbling the ball and pushing/steering your chair at the same time ![]() | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what " Sweet chariots? | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots?" Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... | |||
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"Not keen on beach balls. All that sand stuck to them. ![]() Your balls are beached or bleached ?? | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......" Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() Find a better supplier then. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They swing more, on this site lol, do girls like bigger ones? " Bigger seems to be unpopular and what defines bigger...how would you ascertain yours are more or less...I feel this is a question that requires more research and analytical data as to what quantifies as bigger. Why you ask anyway, you got testical issues? | |||
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"They swing more, on this site lol, do girls like bigger ones? " OP you want to tell us something ?? | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Got any WD40? | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Copious amounts | |||
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"Good point what is big? Might not swing as much in the cold " Enough now I'm trying to flirt here | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be generous then ![]() | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Generous is my middle name Mum was a tad odd. | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?" Probably both depending on kink! ![]() | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?" Could be both if you miss a diving header from the edge of the six yard box ![]() | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?" I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin. At least I think that's what he's alluding to | |||
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"They swing more, I suppose Than what Sweet chariots? Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ...... Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Interesting. My middle name is Ermintrude ![]() | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin? I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin. At least I think that's what he's alluding to" You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!! ![]() | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin? I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin. At least I think that's what he's alluding to You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!! ![]() 'Scuse me, my name is Mrs KC and I need a good lubin' to get off the floor ![]() | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin? I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin. At least I think that's what he's alluding to You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!! ![]() Dammit I thought I was flirting with kinky couple about WD-40 | |||
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"We need context here. Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin? I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin. At least I think that's what he's alluding to You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!! ![]() ![]() Hi Mrs KC | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts" Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens? | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts" We've moved on to WD40 now try and keep up | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?" Burn! | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?" What's that in bar/g | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens? Burn!" Ooooooft. Don't put butter on it. Or WD40 ![]() | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts" Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ? | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts We've moved on to WD40 now try and keep up " Put it on your balls...I wouldn't if it'll silence the slap? ![]() | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens? What's that in bar/g" 6.8 bar | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens? Burn! Ooooooft. Don't put butter on it. Or WD40 ![]() Ohh do ![]() | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens? What's that in bar/g 6.8 bar" So 100psi then | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ?" Lack of drainage issues...a blockage would cause that..I'd phone Dyno-rod | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ? Lack of drainage issues...a blockage would cause that..I'd phone Dyno-rod" Is it sounding if you shove a camera down to check for 'bergs? | |||
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"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ? Lack of drainage issues...a blockage would cause that..I'd phone Dyno-rod Is it sounding if you shove a camera down to check for 'bergs? " On a long stick too....right down the pipe! | |||
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"Maybe there is more to shave, keep smooth. With costs rising keeping bigger balls smooth now costs more. Its a tax on the bigger balled people. Must be the same for the ladies , if you grow quicker it costs more. A rebate, might be in the next government review. " Blowtorch ![]() | |||
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"Maybe there is more to shave, keep smooth. With costs rising keeping bigger balls smooth now costs more. Its a tax on the bigger balled people. Must be the same for the ladies , if you grow quicker it costs more. A rebate, might be in the next government review. " And now your talking bollocks ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better " Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting " Its all pointless if talking just balls!! | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting " If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting " oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain " My flirting is painful ?? | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() Any pointers ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain My flirting is painful ??" getting a kick in the balls | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() There's no lead in the pencil ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain My flirting is painful ??getting a kick in the balls " For my flirting, that's harsh | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() Not much pencil either ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() Its all that WD40...!! | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've got gout in both at the moment so no best foot ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No wood?! | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() With arse in air? Not again? | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hopefully soon ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight ![]() | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() Swedish? | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Beat me then showoff | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!! | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() WD-40 is my fetish ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Born slippy, eh? | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I literally have no comeback! | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I have my come back please | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() Na with gravy ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think it's all gone. Come and gone ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can but you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish ![]() | |||
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"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She was cremated in 2007 so guess that's a no | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok I'm now imagining lots of Swedish men knocking one out over your meatballs in IKEA ![]() | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My meatballs are a closely guarded secret ![]() | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not in ikea they isnt | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We're banned from IKEA. Apparently you shouldn't do THAT in the kitchen accessories aisle ![]() | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I mistake the Bathroom section for the toilets... I thought "fuck me, they got unisex toilets. How European" | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() Bisto with onions and I'm happy to leave a deposit ![]() | |||
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"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't scrimp and please just drop it on the top. Ta ![]() | |||
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"IKEA - Scandinavian for value. What's Scandinavian for "I must sleep now, yon jokers"? ![]() Sweet dreams | |||
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"IKEA - Scandinavian for value. What's Scandinavian for "I must sleep now, yon jokers"? ![]() Sucketh haireth Gonadi .. Oops sorry, that's Latin!! Night x | |||
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