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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away."

Why do England insist on bowling too short?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Auntie Wendi,

I’m really sore from overtraining

Would a steamroller driven over me a few times help to shift this soreness?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.

Why do England insist on bowling too short? "

Unfortunately it was a tactic that didn't pay of for them.

They really should have learnt from previous games, but as a spectator all you can do is look and wish you could speak to the captain. To tell him this tactic isn't paying off.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi,

I’m really sore from overtraining

Would a steamroller driven over me a few times help to shift this soreness? "

Try a hot amd cold shower. Or some heat spray and cold.

Remember that you should slowly build up on training as you can cause a serious injury to yourself.

Try a sports massage if you don't want to pay, plenty of ladies on here would do it.

Remember there's no point having a ripped body if you can't use it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go to bed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I go to bed now "

Your a big boy wanko so if you want to go to bed you can.

I'll be up in 5 to tuck you in and read you a story.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of a friend who im acquainted with is a dick to his wife. His wife has a slight crush on me and this has actually caused arguments between them in the past when they broke up and we matched on tinder. 7 years later they just broke up again and she drew my attention to this with a cryptic comment on my social media. Insent her a message saying sorry things arent working out with them. They have 2 kids together and she is going to be moving out and the separation is going to be very hard. Do i look for an opening to be a rebound shag or is thst unethical?

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Why the hell did I rejoin fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend of a friend who im acquainted with is a dick to his wife. His wife has a slight crush on me and this has actually caused arguments between them in the past when they broke up and we matched on tinder. 7 years later they just broke up again and she drew my attention to this with a cryptic comment on my social media. Insent her a message saying sorry things arent working out with them. They have 2 kids together and she is going to be moving out and the separation is going to be very hard. Do i look for an opening to be a rebound shag or is thst unethical?"

Only you can answer that.

Is it worth a shag the hassle if he found out.

Will it definitely only be a shag would she like more.

Could you shag someone just to get your leg over,knowing she's on a fundriable state.

Is it easier to have a shag with someone you don't know.

Maybe you might feel guilty as you know it's just a rebound shag and your taking advantage of the situation.

The list goes on.

Only you know the answer on this.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why the hell did I rejoin fab? "

With the death of Patrick Swayze. The world only has dirty dancing to remember him.

He lives on through you in spirit.

That's why you're ThatDancingGuyOnFab.

No one puts baby in the corner Johnny.

You bring alot of smiles to us on fab.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of a friend who im acquainted with is a dick to his wife. His wife has a slight crush on me and this has actually caused arguments between them in the past when they broke up and we matched on tinder. 7 years later they just broke up again and she drew my attention to this with a cryptic comment on my social media. Insent her a message saying sorry things arent working out with them. They have 2 kids together and she is going to be moving out and the separation is going to be very hard. Do i look for an opening to be a rebound shag or is thst unethical?

Only you can answer that.

Is it worth a shag the hassle if he found out.

Will it definitely only be a shag would she like more.

Could you shag someone just to get your leg over,knowing she's on a fundriable state.

Is it easier to have a shag with someone you don't know.

Maybe you might feel guilty as you know it's just a rebound shag and your taking advantage of the situation.

The list goes on.

Only you know the answer on this.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Turned a girl down who booty called me the other weekncos she was emotional and a bit tipsy so i def dont want to exploit vulnerability but at the same time this lass may want to feel wanted and desired again and thats not taking advantage thats two adults having fun. He would find out but not really an issue if he does except ive only got one side of the story and he's just lost his mrs and kids so i kinda think how id feel if roles were reversed.

Im also a virgin. So im weighing lots of variables.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend of a friend who im acquainted with is a dick to his wife. His wife has a slight crush on me and this has actually caused arguments between them in the past when they broke up and we matched on tinder. 7 years later they just broke up again and she drew my attention to this with a cryptic comment on my social media. Insent her a message saying sorry things arent working out with them. They have 2 kids together and she is going to be moving out and the separation is going to be very hard. Do i look for an opening to be a rebound shag or is thst unethical?

Only you can answer that.

Is it worth a shag the hassle if he found out.

Will it definitely only be a shag would she like more.

Could you shag someone just to get your leg over,knowing she's on a fundriable state.

Is it easier to have a shag with someone you don't know.

Maybe you might feel guilty as you know it's just a rebound shag and your taking advantage of the situation.

The list goes on.

Only you know the answer on this.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Turned a girl down who booty called me the other weekncos she was emotional and a bit tipsy so i def dont want to exploit vulnerability but at the same time this lass may want to feel wanted and desired again and thats not taking advantage thats two adults having fun. He would find out but not really an issue if he does except ive only got one side of the story and he's just lost his mrs and kids so i kinda think how id feel if roles were reversed.

Im also a virgin. So im weighing lots of variables."

Sheay want to feel wanted and desired, but she's still in a vulnerable state.

Only you can weight up the pros and cons here.

At the end of the day it's only you who can make the final decision.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I sleep with a larger lady to see if it's better sex than with a lighter lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I sleep with a larger lady to see if it's better sex than with a lighter lady?"

Yes. But what if it is better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Wendi I want to orally please very nice women, but no women want pleasing why is this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Autie Wendi, I bought some fizzy drink yesterday, I know what Dandelions are but what the frig is Burdock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wendi I want to orally please very nice women, but no women want pleasing why is this "

Plenty of women like oral.

You've been here six weeks, unfortunately the amount of women outweigh men on her.

So you need to be patient if trying to get a meet.

Try a club or a social to get yourself verified. Use the forums more so people can Ingatestone with you and get to know you more for verifications as this will make meet easier.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Autie Wendi, I bought some fizzy drink yesterday, I know what Dandelions are but what the frig is Burdock?"

It's a root that has many health benefits, it goes well with dandelion which has health benefits too.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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