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"I had a cracker on my update yesterday not sure if it’s still there " It is, it’s the one I had the day before | |||
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"I had a cracker on my update yesterday not sure if it’s still there It is, it’s the one I had the day before " I think we’re following the same dad joke page on insta maybe twitter | |||
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"Asked my mate when his birthday was he said “march 1st” I stood up, walked around the room then asked again " | |||
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"A girl walks in to the dry cleaners and places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress". The clerk was somewhat preoccupied and didn't quite catch what she said, so he asked "Come again?". "No. This time it's mayonnaise"" | |||
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"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense. " A priest, a minister and a rabbit all walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o" | |||
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"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense. A priest, a minister and a rabbit all walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"" Love this one | |||
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"Janet Street-Porter walks up to a bar and asks the barman "Can I have a large aperitif?" The barman looks up and say "I very much doubt it love"." Oh that took me longer than it should, but properly made me laugh, thank you! | |||
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"I heard a great dad joke today but I’ll let him tell it. I’m sure he’ll be along soon J xx " Hahaha you sent it to me! What’s the difference between Jam & Jelly??? You can’t jelly your cock in someone’s ass.. | |||
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"I heard a great dad joke today but I’ll let him tell it. I’m sure he’ll be along soon J xx Hahaha you sent it to me! What’s the difference between Jam & Jelly??? You can’t jelly your cock in someone’s ass.." Are you trying to make me cancel? | |||
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"Thinking of selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal." I actually just wee'd a bit! | |||
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"Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. He must have been working from home." | |||
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"Janet Street-Porter walks up to a bar and asks the barman "Can I have a large aperitif?" The barman looks up and say "I very much doubt it love"." Beautiful joke! | |||
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"I reached for my liquid Viagra last night but accidentally picked up a bottle of Tippex and mistakenly downed that instead. Anyway...I woke up this morning with a huge correction. " That made me laugh | |||
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"Ive noticed the Norwegian Navy have now started putting bar codes on thier ships. Alegedly so they can Scandanavyin " | |||
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"I don’t trust stairs. I think they’re just upto something. " Sex in an elevator, good on so many levels … | |||
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"I don’t trust stairs. I think they’re just upto something. Sex in an elevator, good on so many levels …" In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator". I guess we're just raised differently. | |||
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"I don’t trust stairs. I think they’re just upto something. Sex in an elevator, good on so many levels … In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator". I guess we're just raised differently." | |||
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"I don’t trust stairs. I think they’re just upto something. Sex in an elevator, good on so many levels … In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator". I guess we're just raised differently." Both these jokes have made me feel good this morning. Very uplifting. | |||
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"I don’t trust stairs. I think they’re just upto something. Sex in an elevator, good on so many levels … In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator". I guess we're just raised differently. Both these jokes have made me feel good this morning. Very uplifting. " I nearly wet myself reading this particular exchange. You guys rock | |||
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"I don’t trust stairs. I think they’re just upto something. Sex in an elevator, good on so many levels … In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator". I guess we're just raised differently. Both these jokes have made me feel good this morning. Very uplifting. I nearly wet myself reading this particular exchange. You guys rock " | |||
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"I asked the lady on the cake stall what this particular cake was, she replied “that’s Madeira Cake” I said “ok, could I look at your cheaper ones “ I’ll get my coat " Oh a cake one ... This one better told in a Glaswegian accent ... Man in cake shop... "Is that an eclair or a meringue?" Shop assistant reply "aye you're right, it is an eclair" | |||
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"What do you call a man with a spade on his head ( dug ) " No, an ambulance | |||
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"Two Tampons going down the street ... Which one speaks first ??... Neither , they're both stuck up Cunts " | |||
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