FabSwingers.com forum: Women who don't stand me up.

By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Why do you keep turning up?

What's in it for you?

Have you no hair to wash, no toenails to clip?

I get that Netflix is expensive but you must have a Love Actually DVD somewhere!

Have you no shame?

This place has gone to the Gods.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can't believe you can't filter in a fantasist that will let you down.

Stay strong, it'll be worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I simply can't get them to understand "NO MEETS".

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Great sex and good craic keeps me showing up. But look next time I'll just stay lying on my bed reading fab rather than going anywhere to meet ya,and I won't even let you know beforehand that's what I'm going to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a problem you have too? I thought I was the only one. F’k sake! I thought I was special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv actually a day to myself today and openly looking for someone to be a figment of my imagination great thread op

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Not had a no show in years. Must be doing something right. Lol.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pity, innit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ok, I'll come clean.

I can't afford the 50ps for my meters so I come to yours for the free heating and shower afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I'll come clean.

I can't afford the 50ps for my meters so I come to yours for the free heating and shower afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you keep turning up?

What's in it for you?

Have you no hair to wash, no toenails to clip?

I get that Netflix is expensive but you must have a Love Actually DVD somewhere!

Have you no shame?

This place has gone to the Gods. "

Erm! You are in it for me

And erm No!

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper got me chuckling dude well done

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's the only free fun these days

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Ok, I'll come clean.

I can't afford the 50ps for my meters so I come to yours for the free heating and shower afterwards

Oooh, snacks and drinks too

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Maybe arrange a meet without talking first? That might up your chances if you stop insisting on building a connection first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you bored of it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and arrange more meets in lay-bys, with silhouettes.

Barely talk, book the hotel, never exchange numbers, or even the agreed upon date.

Come on, amateurs, the lot of ya.

Oh also, threaten to go off the clunge and deep into the cock.

That'll stir some interest.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Keep it to the forums ffs.

Anymore of that and I'll go fannyblind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should make the male version of the oft mentioned female fab-lluminati.

Massive group chats, build up and destroy women at will. Decide who is popular and when.

All the while, never giving meets, because we're stuck up and fussy.

5 star men, all of us Golden Gods'.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you find the secret formula please for the love of God share it OP

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"When you find the secret formula please for the love of God share it OP

It's the only thing I have to pass on to the next generation. The secret is in the verbs and vices.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Wait, what? ...does someone need standing up?

Just say where and when...

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I think we should make the male version of the oft mentioned female fab-lluminati.

Massive group chats, build up and destroy women at will. Decide who is popular and when.

All the while, never giving meets, because we're stuck up and fussy.

5 star men, all of us Golden Gods'."

Telegram or Discord?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Don’t give up! You can do it.

Somewhere, there’s a stand up girl just waiting for you.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I think we should make the male version of the oft mentioned female fab-lluminati.

Massive group chats, build up and destroy women at will. Decide who is popular and when.

All the while, never giving meets, because we're stuck up and fussy.

5 star men, all of us Golden Gods'.

Telegram or Discord?

Chain letter. Photocopied and left in bushes in parks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I suggest dating a disabled person...its a win win then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can I suggest dating a disabled person...its a win win then

Some of us can stand. Just maybe not for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I suggest dating a disabled person...its a win win then

Some of us can stand. Just maybe not for long

I'm fairly sure positional preference is the subject

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Would you like me to pretend I'm a women and not turn up?

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