FabSwingers.com forum: Wedding Roles!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right as this wedding planning has been left to me

thanks to CutenSassy, I am now looking to fulfil roles

Soooo the roles are.....

Vicar...

Maid of honour....

4x Bridesmaids...

Best Man.....

Page Boy.....

Father of the Bride

Organ Player....

Photographer....

DJ for Reception....

The Pissed Relative that can't Dance and ends up face down in there own puke......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be a bridesmaid and M a photographer...or vice versa if that floats your boat

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

and what about the bride , are you leaveing her out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'll be the organ blower.....errr player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed out the catering team, dress makers, hair & make up, wedding transport, bar staff...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Rusty, this is a rookie mistake. You only have half a wedding here. Cake, party, flowers, ring-bearer, decorations, band, bar staff, speeches....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey it's a lot to organise!! I need to get the main roles filled and then I can concentrate on the latter roles, but yes flower arranger is a must that I missed and hair & makeup persony thingy m bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)"

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll be the guest who wouldn't 'come' when invited to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol"

It's the chief bridesmaid like a best man role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's plenty here with experience of playing with organs, so that role will be very sought after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed relative is me my kids will tell u that's what I did at my cousins 18th tryin to keep up with the younguns

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i do the 4 bridesmaids .....oh be ..sorry missundertstood

i be Vicar then and let people look under my frock coat lol

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Have you sent the invites out yet? That's my business

I'll do a fab discount!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol"

(Double checks all Rusty's arrangements and changes them where necessary, signs the register as your witness and organises the hen night)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a bridesmaid, pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel stressed just reading about all the stuff to be sorted.. russ just give me a date and location to turn up at lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you doing wedding favours too?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

i feel stressed just reading about all the stuff to be sorted.. russ just give me a date and location to turn up at lol"

When do you turn into Bridezilla on this?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol

It's the chief bridesmaid like a best man role "

and I get to shag the best man, so you better make the right choice or you may be knackerless for your wedding night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i still get the chance to stand him up at the alter?

Or can some gorgeous man run in and go ' i object!!!' - then declare his love for me? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol

It's the chief bridesmaid like a best man role

and I get to shag the best man, so you better make the right choice or you may be knackerless for your wedding night

Right I need a fecking amazing best man so come on lads who wants to slip the MOH there best man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do i still get the chance to stand him up at the alter?

Or can some gorgeous man run in and go ' i object!!!' - then declare his love for me? Pmsl"

Hmmmm maybe I'll just quit now and go on the honeymoon with one if the bridesmaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't forget cars, or horse n carriage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants the role of wedding planner??? I need a pint after this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants the role of wedding planner??? I need a pint after this

By the end of this you will need more than a pint rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the Photographer .... seeing as I used to be one....

so long as I can take some 'good' ones after all the guests have gone.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be the Photographer .... seeing as I used to be one....

so long as I can take some 'good' ones after all the guests have gone.....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

i will do the hair

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Do i still get the chance to stand him up at the alter?

Or can some gorgeous man run in and go ' i object!!!' - then declare his love for me? Pmsl

Hmmmm maybe I'll just quit now and go on the honeymoon with one if the bridesmaids

As second in line... that would be ME!!!! you lucky lucky boy

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I can supply the disco at the reception if you get real desperate.

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

Can I be a female best man!? Lol I promise a wild stag!?...

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By *ofus71Couple
over a year ago

London

I can do the bar so everyone can have a drink

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Can I be a female best man!? Lol I promise a wild stag!?... "

No-oooo, I'm not shagging you!!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol

It's the chief bridesmaid like a best man role

and I get to shag the best man, so you better make the right choice or you may be knackerless for your wedding night

Right I need a fecking amazing best man so come on lads who wants to slip the MOH there best man

I will apply for best man been there don't that 3 times!!!

Also for all your catering and planning needs I can help. Hospitality is my trade in 10 years I have done 1000s of weddings this stuff is easy lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

can I be a bridesmaid please, coz its the closest I'll ever get to being a bride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I organise your flowers n cake?

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By *ittle Minx 73Woman
over a year ago

South Suffolk

"Maid of Honour (seeing as I asked first yesterday)

yup deffo maid of honour...

Psssttt what do one of them do? Lol

It's the chief bridesmaid like a best man role

and I get to shag the best man, so you better make the right choice or you may be knackerless for your wedding night

After you have danced together of course

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I can do make up so long as you don't mind looking like a drag-queen.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the lady vicar? I'm very virtuous and have the ability to keep men calling out Oh God ... Oh God ......OH GOD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the lady vicar? I'm very virtuous and have the ability to keep men calling out Oh God ... Oh God ......OH GOD!

haha laine!

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By *ovlad1986Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

I can do the catering ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the catering ???

nout posh mind..

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By *ovlad1986Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

"I can do the catering ???

nout posh mind..

It dont have to be posh it just the you Do the presentation of the food

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