FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking the ice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies get a tonne of attention on here and are obviously looking for different things. What is the easiest way to break the ice as a gentleman. Aware the Hi how are you gets boring. What gets attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good profile with pics and a well written bio

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By *merican WomanWoman
over a year ago

live by the Pool xx

I need face pics, less time wasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent profile, decent pics, and a large slice of luck that you’ll be someone’s ‘type’.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Ladies get a tonne of attention on here and are obviously looking for different things. What is the easiest way to break the ice as a gentleman. Aware the Hi how are you gets boring. What gets attention?"

A face pic of a face I like the look of... Takes a bit more to keep my interest though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically it's attraction. If I can't see any in your profile text or pics then it's unlikely I'll engage no matter what the initial message says.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Dick pics

LvM

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

A Bob Monkhouse joke never fails. Thank me later…

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

A overweight polar bear usually breaks the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A overweight polar bear usually breaks the ice"

Not if you have watched any Attenborough shows, they have to smash through the ice with force. Sometimes feels like that on FAB

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Dick pics

LvM"

Amen

Especially flaccid members carefully posed for the pic over an open toilet.

Scientifically proven to drive all ladies wild with lascivious abandon…

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Dick pics

LvM

Amen

Especially flaccid members carefully posed for the pic over an open toilet.

Scientifically proven to drive all ladies wild with lascivious abandon…"

...don't forget to leave socks on and / or pants around your ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bribing them with jaffa cakes doesn't seem to work

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Bribing them with jaffa cakes doesn't seem to work "

...some are wise to empty promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bribing them with jaffa cakes doesn't seem to work

...some are wise to empty promises

I couldn't message to arrange the delivery

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

A overweight polar bear usually breaks the ice

Not if you have watched any Attenborough shows, they have to smash through the ice with force. Sometimes feels like that on FAB

Ice pick, a good few swings usually does the trick

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

"Bribing them with jaffa cakes doesn't seem to work "

And exactly who has these jaffa cakes you speak of

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Dick pics

LvM

Amen

Especially flaccid members carefully posed for the pic over an open toilet.

Scientifically proven to drive all ladies wild with lascivious abandon…

...don't forget to leave socks on and / or pants around your ankles

Oh yes indeed! Such extra, artistic embellishments can result in literally stampedes of ladies all begging for carnal fulfilment….

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Dick pics

LvM

Amen

Especially flaccid members carefully posed for the pic over an open toilet.

Scientifically proven to drive all ladies wild with lascivious abandon…

...don't forget to leave socks on and / or pants around your ankles

Oh yes indeed! Such extra, artistic embellishments can result in literally stampedes of ladies all begging for carnal fulfilment….

...maybe that's why it's the work- place disabled toilet that provides such back drops ...more space??

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A face pic and proof you've read my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A face pic and proof you've read my profile."

Nice tits

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Just a FAF is a starter

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I like it when a message shows that my profile has been read and understood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sledgehammer is normally quite useful?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Cake usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a good sense of humour

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am natalie and I have cake and love to share

Works ever time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent profile with information.

Some decent pics ie, not one after another of your cock fr different angles.

Just send a message we're you don't seem like a dick.

Send something humours and funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like a pretty good mix but pics and good profile seem like the biggest winner!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Read her profile and find something in it to connect to her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about the profiles that have little to no content?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ice gets broken when they hit the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal anyone?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"How about the profiles that have little to no content? "

... then contemplate whether they are real or of value to you and what you're looking for from Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a good sense of humour

J x "

Oh Balls

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Send them hundreds of pics of you holding your cock whilst sat on the loo ..they will be begging for meets ...your welcome

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