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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow.

What's your contribution?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bug spray

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bug spray"

Useful, but use it sparingly. We need the little critters to keep the planet healthy.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Strawberries and cream

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Strawberries and cream "

Perfect.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too. "

The magic fridgecake ...

I'll bring champers (and nosecco for those driving?!)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen. "

You're a keeper!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Two camping chairs, two loungers, four directors chairs and a couple of tables for the Picnic Buffet that I’m also bringing :D

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too. "

Ooo if there's your fridgecake I'm coming along. I'll bring a couple of picnic rugs and cushions.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too. "

I'm sure you'll go down well... as will the fridgecake.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too.

The magic fridgecake ...

I'll bring champers (and nosecco for those driving?!) "

A good accompaniment to the strawberries.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Gin.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen. "

I’ll bring antihistamines

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Two camping chairs, two loungers, four directors chairs and a couple of tables for the Picnic Buffet that I’m also bringing :D "

It sounds like you're an experienced picnicker.

Somebody lend her a hand, please.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too.

Ooo if there's your fridgecake I'm coming along. I'll bring a couple of picnic rugs and cushions. "

Good reclining kit.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Gin. "

I'll bring 'It'.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Oh ... and I'll bring Twister in case anyone wants a laugh

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen.

I’ll bring antihistamines "

I've got my little first aid kit, too.

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Champers

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Oh ... and I'll bring Twister in case anyone wants a laugh "

I'll bring the laugh.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Champers "

There's never too much Champers.

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

I’ll bring some parasols to shade those who can’t get under the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The unique smell of death and decay

And mini sausages on sticks

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thank you op

Yes factor 50 here too! “So scandalous” I don’t bloody tan I burn! Shoulder still recovering from last week

I’ve a picnic blanket and a cool bag - both a packed lunch one and a Sainsburys one so they can keep chilled things cool. Need to get ice packs though.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ice Cubes....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’ll bring some parasols to shade those who can’t get under the tree "

I was thinking Sunday in the Park with George...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The unique smell of death and decay

And mini sausages on sticks "

Cook the sausages and that smell should go away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The unique smell of death and decay

And mini sausages on sticks

Cook the sausages and that smell should go away.

"

It never does!! Maybe it's my cologne? Or personality

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Thank you op

Yes factor 50 here too! “So scandalous” I don’t bloody tan I burn! Shoulder still recovering from last week

I’ve a picnic blanket and a cool bag - both a packed lunch one and a Sainsburys one so they can keep chilled things cool. Need to get ice packs though. "

I darken instantly, and burn without factor 50. It shouldn't be so, and yet it is.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ice Cubes...."

How are you going to keep them icy?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Ice Cubes....

How are you going to keep them icy?"

In the fridge in the ice cream van...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The unique smell of death and decay

And mini sausages on sticks

Cook the sausages and that smell should go away.

It never does!! Maybe it's my cologne? Or personality "

We all have our cross to bear. You're still welcome, but maybe go downwind?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ice Cubes....

How are you going to keep them icy?

In the fridge in the ice cream van... "

. I'll have a 99, please.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Ice Cubes....

How are you going to keep them icy?

In the fridge in the ice cream van...

. I'll have a 99, please."

only do 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made ice cream, but you’ll have to get into it rapidly.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow.

What's your contribution?

"

By the river, under a large weeping willow? Sounds like it's in my garden then!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ice Cubes....

How are you going to keep them icy?

In the fridge in the ice cream van...

. I'll have a 99, please.

only do 69 "

I haven't had one of those since 2019. Are they still good?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Home made ice cream, but you’ll have to get into it rapidly. "

I don't think it will last long. Yum.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow.

What's your contribution?

By the river, under a large weeping willow? Sounds like it's in my garden then!"

Let the conversation flow freely, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of disposable barbecues, meat,buns,baps and ice coolers.

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

Pink gin and a picnic blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bringing a bat to fight off all the desperate single men that feel they are entitled to fuck anything that attends a swingers event without even attempting any polite conversation with a female or couple.

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

A "Mrs Milner plays Blackpool music halls greatest hits" cd and some plastic spoons that I have just found on the bookshelf behind me.

D x

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If we’re talking alcohol peach schnapps lemonade and a dash of lime please.

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By *ir LixalotMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

An inflatable kayak, a 12v fridge and some gin..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Couple of disposable barbecues, meat,buns,baps and ice coolers."

We'll dig a pit and have a bucket of sand ready.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh we need tunes! Bluetooth speaker, charger and my phone with iTunes and Spotify.

First tune on ‘Smooth’ by Santana.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sausage rolls and marzipan balls x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pink gin and a picnic blanket "

I will have to get some glasses.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A paddling pool.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’m bringing a bat to fight off all the desperate single men that feel they are entitled to fuck anything that attends a swingers event without even attempting any polite conversation with a female or couple."

It's a picnic. We can use the bat for other ball games.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A "Mrs Milner plays Blackpool music halls greatest hits" cd and some plastic spoons that I have just found on the bookshelf behind me.

D x"

I like a bit of music hall. We need a CD player.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll make an ice sculpture which everyone can hug

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If we’re talking alcohol peach schnapps lemonade and a dash of lime please. "

You heard the lady, peach schnapps needed.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up.

I'll bring me!

Probably also bring some fridgecake too.

I'm sure you'll go down well... as will the fridgecake.

"

Well, I've had my fair share of compliments. On me or the fridgecake is up to others to determine

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"An inflatable kayak, a 12v fridge and some gin.. "

Water sports!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh we need tunes! Bluetooth speaker, charger and my phone with iTunes and Spotify.

First tune on ‘Smooth’ by Santana."

Can you sort out that CD situation too? Thanks for DJing.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sausage rolls and marzipan balls x"

It's hard to stop aa sausage rolling. Tasty balls.

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By *ir LixalotMan
over a year ago

Blackburn


"An inflatable kayak, a 12v fridge and some gin..

Water sports! "

If you like

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Oh we need tunes! Bluetooth speaker, charger and my phone with iTunes and Spotify.

First tune on ‘Smooth’ by Santana.

Can you sort out that CD situation too? Thanks for DJing."

Yeah I’ll bring an old school ghetto blaster and a load of batteries!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A paddling pool."

Is that for the folk scared of the river, or do you have a paddling pool activity planned?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will we need cake?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’ll make an ice sculpture which everyone can hug "

In white T-shirts?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Pineapple Juice

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will we need cake?"

Erm, is this a Fab picnic?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pineapple Juice "

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Pink gin and a picnic blanket

I will have to get some glasses.

"

and lemonade to go with the pink gin

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

"

Someone say rum?!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

"

So many years later and we still speak the same language haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car full of sexy bi guys for you OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

Someone say rum?! "

Uncle wray anybody?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

A smile

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"The unique smell of death and decay

And mini sausages on sticks "

Same thing isn't it?

Winston

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

So many years later and we still speak the same language haha"

I don't want to lose my Caribbean credentials.

Are you still twerking?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A car full of sexy bi guys for you OP. "

THANK YOU!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

So many years later and we still speak the same language haha

I don't want to lose my Caribbean credentials.

Are you still twerking?"

I'm ALWAYS twerking

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Humous and bread sticks

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I do a cracking potato salad.

Mrs TMN x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

Someone say rum?!

Uncle wray anybody?"

It will be XM.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Humous and bread sticks "

Perfect.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do a cracking potato salad.

Mrs TMN x"

I do like a potato salad.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pineapple Juice

Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum.

So many years later and we still speak the same language haha

I don't want to lose my Caribbean credentials.

Are you still twerking?

I'm ALWAYS twerking "

Now the picnic has started!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Is this a naked picnic?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this a naked picnic? "

No. Unless the garden owner permits it in a section away from the food.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A big groundsheet and some large cushions

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Welsh Cakes

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jolly old self

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A big groundsheet and some large cushions "

Lovely, more reclining.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Welsh Cakes "

Homemade? Yum.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"My jolly old self"

... you mean you're 'in'

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla "

When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My jolly old self"

A jolly self, at whatever stage of life, is always welcome.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla

When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures?"

Now that sounds like a fun thread photo challenge!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla

When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures?

Now that sounds like a fun thread photo challenge! "

Revive it. Special points if someone is nibbling from the side.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Sod all... we will just free load of you all the whole day and night

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"

Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla

When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures?"

I remember the cd stacking on nipples

competition

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Will we need cake?

Erm, is this a Fab picnic? "

I'll make a moist one then

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Chocolate brownies

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Prosecco and juice

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Chocolate brownies "

An agent of SHIELD and a man of culture i see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Italian pressed picnic sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Syphilis

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Cheese board and all the trimmings

Dont worry I'll bring a nice mix of cheeses with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I can make cheesecake... Lemon or lime.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow.

What's your contribution?

"

Lemon cake.

Iced coffee.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

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over a year ago


"I can make cheesecake... Lemon or lime."

Lemon. Cheesecake should always be lemon.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My nan"

Does she like a Viccy Sponge cake?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank "

That's the side the swans nest.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest."

I like to live dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

magnum lollies

coleslaw

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"The unique smell of death and decay

And mini sausages on sticks

Cook the sausages and that smell should go away.

It never does!! Maybe it's my cologne? Or personality "

Could you take your boots off next time you’re having a bath? Like, not a request, but just a possibly maybe that might help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nan

Does she like a Viccy Sponge cake?"

Hi nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously "

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can someone find a Channing Tatum lookalike please.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.

Is anyone bringing cheese and pineapple on sticks?? If not I'll bring some

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Crabs ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider obviously, maybe some potato salad

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Welsh Cakes "

That's code for your tits right? Totally is.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My nan

Does she like a Viccy Sponge cake?

Hi nan "

You've blown my bloody cover

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is anyone bringing cheese and pineapple on sticks?? If not I'll bring some"

I now love you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there "

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around "

He knows.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard "

No skinny dipping though, right?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

He knows."

I think I’ll pop back over the other side then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My jolly old self

... you mean you're 'in' "

So what if I am you don't love me anyway

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

He knows.

I think I’ll pop back over the other side then "

Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My jolly old self

... you mean you're 'in'

So what if I am you don't love me anyway "

Would you like a jammie sammich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My jolly old self

... you mean you're 'in'

So what if I am you don't love me anyway

Would you like a jammie sammich?"

No

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My jolly old self

... you mean you're 'in'

So what if I am you don't love me anyway

Would you like a jammie sammich?

No"

Steak?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is anyone bringing cheese and pineapple on sticks?? If not I'll bring some"

You get to be waited on for that contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing tennis set.

Feels apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Sharpe wit and sparkling personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plenty lube

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Cheese and pickle onion / pineapple hedhog

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc

After all we’re all about the free love yes?

Op - thanks for the go ahead on the peach schnapps - although I could also be tempted by the rum, pineapple and coconut water too

Bad nanna - we ALWAYS need cake - gotta feed the curves!

I make gorgeous home made dips, coleslaw and cheese straws, lemon drizzle cake, fairy cakes (NOT cup cakes) and butterfly buns.

Lots of cheese good by me - the smellier the better! (When pregnant this was the hardest thing not to have!! Alcohol meh, I MISSED my cheese!)

Cheese and pineapple sticks also need silverskin onions

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc

After all we’re all about the free love yes?

Op - thanks for the go ahead on the peach schnapps - although I could also be tempted by the rum, pineapple and coconut water too

Bad nanna - we ALWAYS need cake - gotta feed the curves!

I make gorgeous home made dips, coleslaw and cheese straws, lemon drizzle cake, fairy cakes (NOT cup cakes) and butterfly buns.

Lots of cheese good by me - the smellier the better! (When pregnant this was the hardest thing not to have!! Alcohol meh, I MISSED my cheese!)

Cheese and pineapple sticks also need silverskin onions

"

Hummingbird cake it is then

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc

After all we’re all about the free love yes?

"

I’ll bring the sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool box full of ice and something fizzy

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Swing tennis set.

Feels apt "

You set it up and they will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a cosy hammock to hang from the tree for any ladies who might want to chill and relax xx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'll bring a cosy hammock to hang from the tree for any ladies who might want to chill and relax xx"

I like a hammock, with someone to snuggle. However, everyone must look away when I try to get in and out - it's a most inelegant display.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard

No skinny dipping though, right?! "

Well there will be some exceptions

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

We'll bring games that you should never ever play in public! And a disco ball or 3 to hang from the willow tree

Cherry x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad.

"

Oh alright then, I'll bring a cucumber

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Blankets

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over a year ago


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

He knows.

I think I’ll pop back over the other side then

Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened."

I'll have my tool in my hand ready.

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish / PDI early Nov


"It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad.

Oh alright then, I'll bring a cucumber "

Ooo I’ll bring the pimms

And wet wipes! Always need wet wipes

Scotch eggs not a picnic without them

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

He knows.

I think I’ll pop back over the other side then

Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened.

I'll have my tool in my hand ready."

For a stubborn screw... lid?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

He knows.

I think I’ll pop back over the other side then

Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened.

I'll have my tool in my hand ready.

For a stubborn screw... lid?

"

Make sure you wash your hand before you open the lid

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad.

Oh alright then, I'll bring a cucumber

Ooo I’ll bring the pimms

And wet wipes! Always need wet wipes

Scotch eggs not a picnic without them "

Branston pickle to go with the Scotch eggs

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

joie de vivre & sunblock.

Egg in ham slices & tomato sauce.

You can never have enough sauce! Healthy Lycopene's too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring a cosy hammock to hang from the tree for any ladies who might want to chill and relax xx

I like a hammock, with someone to snuggle. However, everyone must look away when I try to get in and out - it's a most inelegant display."

Promise to close my eyes and defo not peek. .... only kidding I'll help you up xxx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard

No skinny dipping though, right?!

Well there will be some exceptions "

It should be one rule for all and all for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard

No skinny dipping though, right?!

Well there will be some exceptions

It should be one rule for all and all for one "

Do you want to use the hammock Emily. Might be enough room for us both xxx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Pimms ...laced with gin

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Fortaleza blanco lime and laughter and perhaps a parasol

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I've just made a whole load of scrunchies. I'll bring those, we may need to tie our hair up if we get too hot!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Fizz - and a smile

C

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc

After all we’re all about the free love yes?

I’ll bring the sausage. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank

That's the side the swans nest.

I like to live dangerously

I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there

That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around

He knows.

I think I’ll pop back over the other side then

Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened.

I'll have my tool in my hand ready.

For a stubborn screw... lid?

Make sure you wash your hand before you open the lid "

You should probably wash the lid too, just to be safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade elderflower champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Yellow Bean bag

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Sherry Trifle.

Just keep it well away from the sploshers until everyones had an opportunity to enjoy a bowl.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Homemade elderflower champagne "

That's sounds delicious... May need a few bottles?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Good picnic vibes

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