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"Bug spray" Useful, but use it sparingly. We need the little critters to keep the planet healthy. | |||
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"Strawberries and cream " Perfect. | |||
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"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up. I'll bring me! Probably also bring some fridgecake too. " The magic fridgecake ... I'll bring champers (and nosecco for those driving?!) | |||
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"Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen. " You're a keeper! | |||
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"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up. I'll bring me! Probably also bring some fridgecake too. " Ooo if there's your fridgecake I'm coming along. I'll bring a couple of picnic rugs and cushions. | |||
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"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up. I'll bring me! Probably also bring some fridgecake too. " I'm sure you'll go down well... as will the fridgecake. | |||
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"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up. I'll bring me! Probably also bring some fridgecake too. The magic fridgecake ... I'll bring champers (and nosecco for those driving?!) " A good accompaniment to the strawberries. | |||
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"Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen. " I’ll bring antihistamines | |||
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"Two camping chairs, two loungers, four directors chairs and a couple of tables for the Picnic Buffet that I’m also bringing :D " It sounds like you're an experienced picnicker. Somebody lend her a hand, please. | |||
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"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up. I'll bring me! Probably also bring some fridgecake too. Ooo if there's your fridgecake I'm coming along. I'll bring a couple of picnic rugs and cushions. " Good reclining kit. | |||
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"Gin. " I'll bring 'It'. | |||
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"Citronella candles, lots of water (hydration is important) and factor 50 sunscreen. I’ll bring antihistamines " I've got my little first aid kit, too. | |||
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" Oh ... and I'll bring Twister in case anyone wants a laugh " I'll bring the laugh. | |||
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"Champers " There's never too much Champers. | |||
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"I’ll bring some parasols to shade those who can’t get under the tree " I was thinking Sunday in the Park with George... | |||
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"The unique smell of death and decay And mini sausages on sticks " Cook the sausages and that smell should go away. | |||
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"Thank you op Yes factor 50 here too! “So scandalous” I don’t bloody tan I burn! Shoulder still recovering from last week I’ve a picnic blanket and a cool bag - both a packed lunch one and a Sainsburys one so they can keep chilled things cool. Need to get ice packs though. " I darken instantly, and burn without factor 50. It shouldn't be so, and yet it is. | |||
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"Ice Cubes...." How are you going to keep them icy? | |||
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"Ice Cubes.... How are you going to keep them icy?" In the fridge in the ice cream van... | |||
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"The unique smell of death and decay And mini sausages on sticks Cook the sausages and that smell should go away. It never does!! Maybe it's my cologne? Or personality " We all have our cross to bear. You're still welcome, but maybe go downwind? | |||
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"Ice Cubes.... How are you going to keep them icy? In the fridge in the ice cream van... " . I'll have a 99, please. | |||
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"Ice Cubes.... How are you going to keep them icy? In the fridge in the ice cream van... . I'll have a 99, please." only do 69 | |||
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"It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow. What's your contribution? " By the river, under a large weeping willow? Sounds like it's in my garden then! | |||
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"Ice Cubes.... How are you going to keep them icy? In the fridge in the ice cream van... . I'll have a 99, please. only do 69 " I haven't had one of those since 2019. Are they still good? | |||
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"Home made ice cream, but you’ll have to get into it rapidly. " I don't think it will last long. Yum. | |||
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"It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow. What's your contribution? By the river, under a large weeping willow? Sounds like it's in my garden then!" Let the conversation flow freely, then. | |||
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"Couple of disposable barbecues, meat,buns,baps and ice coolers." We'll dig a pit and have a bucket of sand ready. | |||
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"Pink gin and a picnic blanket " I will have to get some glasses. | |||
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"I’m bringing a bat to fight off all the desperate single men that feel they are entitled to fuck anything that attends a swingers event without even attempting any polite conversation with a female or couple." It's a picnic. We can use the bat for other ball games. | |||
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"A "Mrs Milner plays Blackpool music halls greatest hits" cd and some plastic spoons that I have just found on the bookshelf behind me. D x" I like a bit of music hall. We need a CD player. | |||
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"If we’re talking alcohol peach schnapps lemonade and a dash of lime please. " You heard the lady, peach schnapps needed. | |||
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"Oh, I wish that was a real meet up. I'll bring me! Probably also bring some fridgecake too. I'm sure you'll go down well... as will the fridgecake. " Well, I've had my fair share of compliments. On me or the fridgecake is up to others to determine | |||
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"An inflatable kayak, a 12v fridge and some gin.. " Water sports! | |||
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"Oh we need tunes! Bluetooth speaker, charger and my phone with iTunes and Spotify. First tune on ‘Smooth’ by Santana." Can you sort out that CD situation too? Thanks for DJing. | |||
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"Sausage rolls and marzipan balls x" It's hard to stop aa sausage rolling. Tasty balls. | |||
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"An inflatable kayak, a 12v fridge and some gin.. Water sports! " If you like | |||
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"Oh we need tunes! Bluetooth speaker, charger and my phone with iTunes and Spotify. First tune on ‘Smooth’ by Santana. Can you sort out that CD situation too? Thanks for DJing." Yeah I’ll bring an old school ghetto blaster and a load of batteries! | |||
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"A paddling pool." Is that for the folk scared of the river, or do you have a paddling pool activity planned? | |||
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"I’ll make an ice sculpture which everyone can hug " In white T-shirts? | |||
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"Will we need cake?" Erm, is this a Fab picnic? | |||
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"Pineapple Juice " Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. | |||
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"Pink gin and a picnic blanket I will have to get some glasses. " and lemonade to go with the pink gin | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. " Someone say rum?! | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. " So many years later and we still speak the same language haha | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. Someone say rum?! " Uncle wray anybody? | |||
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"The unique smell of death and decay And mini sausages on sticks " Same thing isn't it? Winston | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. So many years later and we still speak the same language haha" I don't want to lose my Caribbean credentials. Are you still twerking? | |||
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"A car full of sexy bi guys for you OP. " THANK YOU! | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. So many years later and we still speak the same language haha I don't want to lose my Caribbean credentials. Are you still twerking?" I'm ALWAYS twerking | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. Someone say rum?! Uncle wray anybody?" It will be XM. | |||
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"Humous and bread sticks " Perfect. | |||
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"I do a cracking potato salad. Mrs TMN x" I do like a potato salad. | |||
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"Pineapple Juice Yes. And coconut water. And, maybe some rum. So many years later and we still speak the same language haha I don't want to lose my Caribbean credentials. Are you still twerking? I'm ALWAYS twerking " Now the picnic has started! | |||
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"Is this a naked picnic? " No. Unless the garden owner permits it in a section away from the food. | |||
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"A big groundsheet and some large cushions " Lovely, more reclining. | |||
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"Welsh Cakes " Homemade? Yum. | |||
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"My jolly old self" ... you mean you're 'in' | |||
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" Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla " When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures? | |||
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"My jolly old self" A jolly self, at whatever stage of life, is always welcome. | |||
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" Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures?" Now that sounds like a fun thread photo challenge! | |||
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" Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures? Now that sounds like a fun thread photo challenge! " Revive it. Special points if someone is nibbling from the side. | |||
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" Ring doughnuts... so we can play hoopla When I joined the the forum, there was a doughnut stacking challenge. I wonder if they still have those pictures?" I remember the cd stacking on nipples competition | |||
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"Will we need cake? Erm, is this a Fab picnic? " I'll make a moist one then | |||
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"Chocolate brownies " An agent of SHIELD and a man of culture i see | |||
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"It's going to be hot on Sunday. The (virtual) Fab Summer Picnic will be by the river, under a large weeping willow. What's your contribution? " Lemon cake. Iced coffee. | |||
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"I can make cheesecake... Lemon or lime." Lemon. Cheesecake should always be lemon. | |||
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"My nan" Does she like a Viccy Sponge cake? | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank " That's the side the swans nest. | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest." I like to live dangerously | |||
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"The unique smell of death and decay And mini sausages on sticks Cook the sausages and that smell should go away. It never does!! Maybe it's my cologne? Or personality " Could you take your boots off next time you’re having a bath? Like, not a request, but just a possibly maybe that might help? | |||
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"My nan Does she like a Viccy Sponge cake?" Hi nan | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously " I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there | |||
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"Welsh Cakes " That's code for your tits right? Totally is. | |||
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"My nan Does she like a Viccy Sponge cake? Hi nan " You've blown my bloody cover | |||
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"Is anyone bringing cheese and pineapple on sticks?? If not I'll bring some" I now love you | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there " That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around " He knows. | |||
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"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard " No skinny dipping though, right?! | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around He knows." I think I’ll pop back over the other side then | |||
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"My jolly old self ... you mean you're 'in' " So what if I am you don't love me anyway | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around He knows. I think I’ll pop back over the other side then " Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened. | |||
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"My jolly old self ... you mean you're 'in' So what if I am you don't love me anyway " Would you like a jammie sammich? | |||
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"My jolly old self ... you mean you're 'in' So what if I am you don't love me anyway Would you like a jammie sammich?" No | |||
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"My jolly old self ... you mean you're 'in' So what if I am you don't love me anyway Would you like a jammie sammich? No" Steak? | |||
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"Is anyone bringing cheese and pineapple on sticks?? If not I'll bring some" You get to be waited on for that contribution. | |||
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"Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc After all we’re all about the free love yes? Op - thanks for the go ahead on the peach schnapps - although I could also be tempted by the rum, pineapple and coconut water too Bad nanna - we ALWAYS need cake - gotta feed the curves! I make gorgeous home made dips, coleslaw and cheese straws, lemon drizzle cake, fairy cakes (NOT cup cakes) and butterfly buns. Lots of cheese good by me - the smellier the better! (When pregnant this was the hardest thing not to have!! Alcohol meh, I MISSED my cheese!) Cheese and pineapple sticks also need silverskin onions " Hummingbird cake it is then | |||
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"Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc After all we’re all about the free love yes? " I’ll bring the sausage. | |||
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"Swing tennis set. Feels apt " You set it up and they will come. | |||
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"I'll bring a cosy hammock to hang from the tree for any ladies who might want to chill and relax xx" I like a hammock, with someone to snuggle. However, everyone must look away when I try to get in and out - it's a most inelegant display. | |||
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"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard No skinny dipping though, right?! " Well there will be some exceptions | |||
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"It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad. " Oh alright then, I'll bring a cucumber | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around He knows. I think I’ll pop back over the other side then Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened." I'll have my tool in my hand ready. | |||
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"It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad. Oh alright then, I'll bring a cucumber " Ooo I’ll bring the pimms And wet wipes! Always need wet wipes Scotch eggs not a picnic without them | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around He knows. I think I’ll pop back over the other side then Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened. I'll have my tool in my hand ready." For a stubborn screw... lid? | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around He knows. I think I’ll pop back over the other side then Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened. I'll have my tool in my hand ready. For a stubborn screw... lid? " Make sure you wash your hand before you open the lid | |||
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"It seems the 'salad dodger' comment is true. So far, the only salad offering has been potato salad. Oh alright then, I'll bring a cucumber Ooo I’ll bring the pimms And wet wipes! Always need wet wipes Scotch eggs not a picnic without them " Branston pickle to go with the Scotch eggs | |||
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"I'll bring a cosy hammock to hang from the tree for any ladies who might want to chill and relax xx I like a hammock, with someone to snuggle. However, everyone must look away when I try to get in and out - it's a most inelegant display." Promise to close my eyes and defo not peek. .... only kidding I'll help you up xxx | |||
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"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard No skinny dipping though, right?! Well there will be some exceptions " It should be one rule for all and all for one | |||
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"A paddling pool and I will be the lifeguard No skinny dipping though, right?! Well there will be some exceptions It should be one rule for all and all for one " Do you want to use the hammock Emily. Might be enough room for us both xxx | |||
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"Tunes need to be summery and laid back my vote is for a hippy vibe there, Joni Mitchell, mamas and papas, Simon and Garfunkel , CSNY, Jefferson airplane etc After all we’re all about the free love yes? I’ll bring the sausage. " | |||
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"I’ll flash at you all from the other side of the river bank That's the side the swans nest. I like to live dangerously I have experience wrangling swans so I can help there That’s not a swans neck you’ve got your hands around He knows. I think I’ll pop back over the other side then Bring Mr Who back with you, we need a stubborn screw lid opened. I'll have my tool in my hand ready. For a stubborn screw... lid? Make sure you wash your hand before you open the lid " You should probably wash the lid too, just to be safe. | |||
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"Homemade elderflower champagne " That's sounds delicious... May need a few bottles?! | |||
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