FabSwingers.com forum: What do you have

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today what have you got that you don't want.

I have gout in both ankles and I am no longer wanting it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holes in my leg my head ond my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts

Is it detachable?

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A headache, and very sore hamstrings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts

You want a penectomy ?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts

Is it detachable?

Pxx"

They don’t call me the lego prick for nothing you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts

Is it detachable?

Pxx

They don’t call me the lego prick for nothing you know

That's a new one, not sure it sounds too pleasurable though. Lego bricks have sharp corners

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sciatica

An unmown lawn

Adult responsibilities

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Covid - headache, churning tum, creepy skin and glass legs ggahhhhhhhh

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts

Is it detachable?

Pxx

They don’t call me the lego prick for nothing you know

That's a new one, not sure it sounds too pleasurable though. Lego bricks have sharp corners

Pxx"

Not all do. Theres a lot of long, hard, rounded and smooooooth lego these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrush.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I suffer from gout occasionally OP, I even went to an MLS after slightly recovering from it a few years ago, but try getting it in your left ankle and your right knee at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today what have you got that you don't want.

I have gout in both ankles and I am no longer wanting it. "

Cherry juice, works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit more debt than I would like

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Suitcases that aren't going to pack themselves

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got it last week well done it to myself

Shaving cut bad one right behind the knee where that tendon hits? Not really just one cut more like I scraped so 4 or 5 little ones. Bled like mad and now sore as hell! Keep forgetting when I’m putting perfume on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a black mop bucket

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Grey roots!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cellulitis and an overwhelming feeling of boredom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new sofa that is just awful! Not comfortable, full of faults! Thankfully I’ve still got my old sofa which is so much more comfortable but I was looking forward to a new one that reclined and went with my sofa

May have a vodka as I’m pissed off about this and the fact the delivery guy decided to walk all over my new carpet in his bloody boots when I said I would put covers down totally disregarded

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Excess blubber. Not just today though, it’s quite persistent.

Lou x

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