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By *heNerdyFemby OP Woman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

...with "My battery is low" then you can hang up whenever you want.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top tip!

Also the tried and tested, ‘I’ve got bad reception…’ (before making some crackling noises and hanging up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just let it ring, turn it off and say your phone died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to just red buttoning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always answer with:

"Battersby Dogs Home, Jack Russel Speaking"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always answer with:

"Battersby Dogs Home, Jack Russel Speaking""

Not everyone will believe they are talking to Paul O'Grady though.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Answer breathlessly with ‘Hello this is Inspecor Wildon - serious Crime - who am I speaking to and how did you know the deceased?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say "Ahoy-hoy".

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anal shenanigans

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