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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy walks into a Chinese restaurant, sits down, big Chinese waiter comes over and says
"Hewo sir, what you want"
"I'll have the noodle soup" says the guy. 5 mins later the waiter brings it over, "enjoy your soup sir", man starts eating his soup, few minutes later the waiter looks around and sees the guy run out the door, so he chases him, 3 fucking miles later he sees this guy run into a brothel so in he goes, "where da man go" he says to the lady at the desk, "upstairs, 3rd on the right" she says, right thinks the waiter, I'm gonna fucking av you...waiter gets to the door, fuming, steam coming off his head, the door falls off its hinges, even the door is scared of this guy, he sees the guy with his head between a womans legs snarling at the buzzby, " why you no pay for soup" said the waiter
" because there was a hair in it" said the guy , but you've got a mouthful of hair there"
" yeah...and if I find a noodle in here...she ain't getting paid either now fuck off"  |
