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A vibrator that talks what would it say

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Evening all

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Im drowning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a TARDIS in here

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Stop... please just stop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone turn on the lights lights lights

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get yersen a fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a break now

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yersen a fella "
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a feeling they'd have a stutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww so that's the clit....got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me a cup off tea luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey it's dark in here......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I,d be better than your last fu k

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'll show him the G spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please put me back in drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a rest or I’m on strike

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm not meant for this hole

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't forget the lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't clean of last time

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I reckon it would fo a good rendition of the crazy frog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats that smell

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Ooooooo the hokey y

In out, in out and shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me 2 tablets my heads banging

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

All I'd be able to hear are muffled screams Kind like the Ace Ventura door scene https://youtu.be/IIgyr1_Z_qA

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

ECHO,ECHO, echo....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Did someone just fart?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Mmmph mmphh mm mm mmph"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Bzzzzzzzzz

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Give it a rest will ya!!!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I'm so tired!"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Evening all "

Why would it say “evening all”?

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By *ir LixalotMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"There's only three buttons ffs, just keep pressing one til Im not making this any more awkward for us all... Jesus Christ.. no wonder you need help making them cum" (that's pretty much a word for word transcript from a friend of a friend's actual experience)..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

mffhmmfhmffh...slow down will you!...mmmfffhmfhhhh...gasp! what's the rush???...mmfffhhmmmfhhmff...fuck sake woman! you're going to do yourself a damage!!...mfffhmffffhhhh...ewwww, what's that wet stuff????...mmmmmffffffhhhhhh!!...aaaaaah! phew! thank gawd for that.

You gonna wash me before you go to sleep??

Oi!! Don't leave me smelling like a fishmongers all night.

Fucking filthy mare, at least lick me clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mffhmmfhmffh...slow down will you!...mmmfffhmfhhhh...gasp! what's the rush???...mmfffhhmmmfhhmff...fuck sake woman! you're going to do yourself a damage!!...mfffhmffffhhhh...ewwww, what's that wet stuff????...mmmmmffffffhhhhhh!!...aaaaaah! phew! thank gawd for that.

You gonna wash me before you go to sleep??

Oi!! Don't leave me smelling like a fishmongers all night.

Fucking filthy mare, at least lick me clean "

Haha now that was a great one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not again, for fuck sake that's the 4th time today

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By *_Love_CandyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Mine has just broken!!!! Devastated. Ha!

Was definitely screaming to stop lol

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I love my job

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

D d d d d d diiiiiiiid i i i fu fffffu fucking ssstutter turn me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex again? Buzzing.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Good, good, good, good vibrations

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"

You gonna wash me before you go to sleep??

Oi!! Don't leave me smelling like a fishmongers all night.

Fucking filthy mare, at least lick me clean "

Taste the rainbow trout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously all the way?

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By *P4RTANMan
over a year ago

near

Seals gone on this one..

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By *rimmed587Man
over a year ago

leicestershire

In for a penny in for a pound

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Am I getting living wage for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to die on you just at the point of orgasm

Fun fact: a male black widow probably says the same

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I feel used..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you guess what it is yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a headache!

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"You're taking the batteries from the TV remote... again??? What's next, the kid's nightlight?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *artinMG4Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Come this way....."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where is that prostate hiding?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Put me back in the toy box I’m not yours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrator would say "I don't care one bit whether you like me or not, either way you can go fuck yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you moaning about? Thank your lucky stars you arnt your mate...he ended up in Louis Spence's arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Give me a break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is somebody cooking fish?"

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