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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

To have 3 odd socks when I have my own washing machine and they were paired up when I put them in ??

Do washing machines actually eat socks ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just get black ones ...you can only get a maximum of one odd sock

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There is a time/space portal built into many washing machines that transport things to the Planet of Odd Socks, which has oceans several miles deep of single socks.

A similar thing is installed in stationery drawers.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Just get black ones ...you can only get a maximum of one odd sock "

This is exactly what I did

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There is a time/space portal built into many washing machines that transport things to the Planet of Odd Socks, which has oceans several miles deep of single socks.

A similar thing is installed in stationery drawers. "

I actually believe this now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just get black ones ...you can only get a maximum of one odd sock

This is exactly what I did "

At least my Grumpy Socks stayed together

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There's actually a wormhole linking your washing machine and the north pole of Pluto. It might not make much noise but trust me... It's there.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Just get black ones ...you can only get a maximum of one odd sock

This is exactly what I did

At least my Grumpy Socks stayed together "

Oh god, if the dreaded machine ate one of those you would have to have a funeral for it

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Hang on ! I've gained an odd sock is it yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have 3 odd socks when I have my own washing machine and they were paired up when I put them in ??

Do washing machines actually eat socks ?? "

You didn't lose one - the 'extra' is your wank sock.

They never get washed. What were you thinking?

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Lost my sock is running in the 4.20 at Beverly, you are not the only one.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

That feckin sock fairy strikes again!

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By *oftyandhisloverCouple
over a year ago

surrey

Your sock disappears and comes back a Tupperware lid! Fact not fiction

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

This is why I wear odd socks from the odd sock company.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham


"To have 3 odd socks when I have my own washing machine and they were paired up when I put them in ??

Do washing machines actually eat socks ?? "

Yes of course

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