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"What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in a meet? "Stage fright | |||
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"The butt plug disappearance! x"Oh yes....I have been there! | |||
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"He licked my leg and discovered that Body Shop body butter does not taste good. Ran away screaming "Wimp, should of licked it all up!! | |||
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"He licked my leg and discovered that Body Shop body butter does not taste good. Ran away screaming
Wimp, should of licked it all up!!"He came back. But no more leg licking. It was hysterical | |||
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"Him being several inches shorter and lasted about 2mins, then took a phonecall and left. First Fab meet too "Not an impressive start? Take it meets got better?  | |||
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"The butt plug disappearance! x
Oh yes....I have been there! "Had visions of hospitals! Was our first meet had a coffee then back ti his! Him still in his police uniform! I do think maybe he would have just dropped me at casuallty and drove of lol! Lucky he managed to get fingers in and hook it out! he said it was a way in! Suppose could say I've been anully fisted kinda! He was OK about it dropped me home! Could say he knew me very personally lol! Gave me a good verri! But left site few days later! Never heard from him again! I do peer in all the passing police cars now out and about! Seen him once driving along! X | |||
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"The butt plug disappearance! x
Oh yes....I have been there!
Had visions of hospitals! Was our first meet had a coffee then back ti his! Him still in his police uniform! I do think maybe he would have just dropped me at casuallty and drove of lol! Lucky he managed to get fingers in and hook it out! he said it was a way in! Suppose could say I've been anully fisted kinda! He was OK about it dropped me home! Could say he knew me very personally lol! Gave me a good verri! But left site few days later! Never heard from him again! I do peer in all the passing police cars now out and about! Seen him once driving along! X" I was asked if I wanted a hand to get it out. Even though we had been seeing each other quite a while I politely declined lol. Been much more careful since then! | |||
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Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore! | |||
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"The butt plug disappearance! x
Oh yes....I have been there!
Had visions of hospitals! Was our first meet had a coffee then back ti his! Him still in his police uniform! I do think maybe he would have just dropped me at casuallty and drove of lol! Lucky he managed to get fingers in and hook it out! he said it was a way in! Suppose could say I've been anully fisted kinda! He was OK about it dropped me home! Could say he knew me very personally lol! Gave me a good verri! But left site few days later! Never heard from him again! I do peer in all the passing police cars now out and about! Seen him once driving along! X
I was asked if I wanted a hand to get it out. Even though we had been seeing each other quite a while I politely declined lol. Been much more careful since then!"I was just so gratefull! As I couldn't get it and was starting to panic! When he said um the plug I thought he was gonna say its come out! As was doggy and quite passionate! But no the plug has disappeared! My heart almost stopped! X | |||
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore! "Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale  | |||
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"Him being several inches shorter and lasted about 2mins, then took a phonecall and left. First Fab meet too "Oh wow, hopefully things improved from there! | |||
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore!
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale "Aw no way. It's good the meet was relaxed though. Think we can all be clumsy sometimes | |||
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"The guy who started to snore while I was giving my best porn star blow job. " Aw no way that is soo bad!!! Hope you bit it hard after that?!! | |||
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"The guy who started to snore while I was giving my best porn star blow job. Aw no way that is soo bad!!! Hope you bit it hard after that?!!" No. I just stopped and Mr N and I looked at each other and started giggling whole he bashed out the zeds. | |||
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) luckily it was our FWB so the embarrassment was somewhat cushioned | |||
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"Him being several inches shorter and lasted about 2mins, then took a phonecall and left. First Fab meet too
Oh wow, hopefully things improved from there!"Next meet was a gangbang which went well, so I suppose things did improve | |||
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"He decided he'd prefer to go to KFC" I remember seeing you comment this before on a thread and it still blows my mind
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he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood "We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess "it was brutal all u can remember is he threw me off him (I was on top being a little to vigorous) ran to the bathroom and by the time I got there he was slumped against the radiator covered in blood and conked out who cleaned your car out after? | |||
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"He decided he'd prefer to go to KFC" You weren't as finger licking good | |||
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"He decided he'd prefer to go to KFC" really? did he even offer to get you anything?  | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess "Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill  | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess it was brutal all u can remember is he threw me off him (I was on top being a little to vigorous) ran to the bathroom and by the time I got there he was slumped against the radiator covered in blood and conked out who cleaned your car out after? "It mainly ended up inside me (grim) and in his keks (equally grim) because he happened at the *ahem* crucial moment
Ended up back at my Dad's house with a bleeding penis, trying to secretly acquire gauze from a first aid kit and then I dropped him at A&E, still in cum/blood keks because we had no idea what happened! I had to go home..... After the docs had pissed themselves laughing and mentioned possible circumcision, he had to get the train back to uni and had to make brief small talk with my brother, who he met coming out of a gig
We shall never forget it!
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill "he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill
he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished "Thank you, I genuinely didn't think it could sound worse but you managed it I have them ready but I'm a bit rusty. Haven't danced since April! | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill
he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished
Thank you, I genuinely didn't think it could sound worse but you managed it I have them ready but I'm a bit rusty. Haven't danced since April! "Good news! You don't need to dance with your frenulum  | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill
he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished
Thank you, I genuinely didn't think it could sound worse but you managed it I have them ready but I'm a bit rusty. Haven't danced since April!
Good news! You don't need to dance with your frenulum "I mean, no-one NEEDS to dance with their frenulum | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill
he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished
Thank you, I genuinely didn't think it could sound worse but you managed it I have them ready but I'm a bit rusty. Haven't danced since April!
Good news! You don't need to dance with your frenulum
I mean, no-one NEEDS to dance with their frenulum "it would be a bloody good party trick tho | |||
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"I'd had a bout of IBS that had apparently 'dried up' the day before a meet. Unfortunately some rather vigorous vaginal sex jiggled things around and it seems the IBS hadn't quite done with me, and I couldn't stop myself. He feigned sympathy and said some nice words, but his face conveyed a very different message as I desperately pulled some clothes on so I could make a very embarrassed rapid exit from his hotel room, and then cleaned myself up in the toilets in the reception area before I drove home." Aw bless you, I'm glad it didn't stop you 3 | |||
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"On one of my first club meets 6 years ago, the guy had to fish the condom out of my pussy as it slipped off during sex and it got quite far inside me "Least you managed to get extra fingering afterwards....  | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
OUCH!!!!!
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill
he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished
Thank you, I genuinely didn't think it could sound worse but you managed it I have them ready but I'm a bit rusty. Haven't danced since April!
Good news! You don't need to dance with your frenulum
I mean, no-one NEEDS to dance with their frenulum it would be a bloody good party trick tho " | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood "Oh my god!  I've just gasped/winced. Ouch! | |||
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
Oh my god! I've just gasped/winced. Ouch!" | |||
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"I was stood waiting in town on my own for my meet with a lady to be told 5 mins after she should have been there she changed her mind ... blown out lol ... embarrassing "Mrs B xx | |||
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"He decided he'd prefer to go to KFC You weren't as finger licking good "Ffs! | |||
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"He decided he'd prefer to go to KFC really? did he even offer to get you anything? "I'm vegetarian | |||
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore!
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale "Oh crikey that’s not good! Some people aren’t good with blood. I was lucky said chap was in emergency services so not thrown off by it. But I can understand some would be - mostly I was annoyed about the ruined new bedding! | |||
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore!
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale
Aw no way. It's good the meet was relaxed though. Think we can all be clumsy sometimes "Think I’m worse than most, currently sporting a bruise on each thigh from bumping into the bed corners while making it!! | |||
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"A couple of guys in my battalion had a sexy night with a girl they met in Paderborn Germany, she was quite kinky and got her toys out. They were taking it in turns pleasing her when she stuck the tip of a vibrator in the arse if one of them, he thinking it was the other lad jumped up, but in doing so swallowed all five inches still vibrating. The other guy was laughtso much he couldn't help and it was so far up they couldn't get it out. They went to a German hospital and they had to remove it. He was then sent to a British field hospital to recover. He got new nickname though and is still called by to this day. Buzz" Sounds like a brilliant first time | |||
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"My 3rd meet with my partner, before we got together, I fell all the way down the stairs." Ah no way, were you ok?? | |||
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"Daughter came home unexpectedly mid meet "Same, there son and daughter in-law called in mid meet | |||
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