FabSwingers.com forum: Carrot Ken

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A local man who was a skipper of a dredger and competitive sport in the world of carrot growing. I am thinking of him tonight as he passed two years ago.

What names do you have for local characters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(carrot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The welsh word for carrot is moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaky fucking blinder.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What names do you have for local characters?"

Ken Carrot, Jasper's son

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

" The welsh word for carrot is moron

Stop buying your carrots in Wales mate. I’ve never been insulted in England buying carrots.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The Running Man of North Birmingaham

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fag Ash Lil of Leeds

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fag Ash Lil of Leeds"

50P Lil of Northampton

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Trolley token Tina of Tring

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

As well as Carrot Ken there is Red Ken

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"As well as Carrot Ken there is Red Ken "

Oh yes. Is he still around?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"As well as Carrot Ken there is Red Ken

Oh yes. Is he still around?"

He is now 77. He got married in London Zoo

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Fag Ash Lil of Leeds

50P Lil of Northampton

She was a legend

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Tv Edward. He always stopped people to talk about last night's TV programmes. He loved Strike It Lucky

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Pervy Pete. Don’t know why people call him that??

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We had Cyril the Tramp where I lived as a kid.

If I didn't brush my hair my mum would say I'd turn into Cyril.

I used to be in awe of his hair (long) and his beard (massive).

And his toes used to stick out the ends of his boots.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

When I lived in Reading, there’s Reading Elvis. They asked him to turn on the Christmas lights one year and he told them to fuck off

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My dad has a friend called Carpet Bob

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My dad has a friend called Carpet Bob "

Does he sell DVD’s?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We had an old lady who used to stand at her front door, shouting abuse at kids as we walked past, who was called fruit bowl head because of the knitted hat she wore.

I think she enjoyed the banter

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

We have the ‘Snipers nightmare’ he’s a bloke who walks with a really bad limp

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

We have an apprentice called ‘Foreskin’ cause he always disappears when the job gets hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a Dancing Ken, a well known local character.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Macca pacca the woman in our McDonald's looks and walks like macca from the night garden.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"When I lived in Reading, there’s Reading Elvis. They asked him to turn on the Christmas lights one year and he told them to fuck off

Our local high street had a an ageing Ted we called fat Elvis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackhead kev..

Will add he's not a crackhead just he rides a bike like one.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Crackhead kev..

Will add he's not a crackhead just he rides a bike like one."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I knew a guy known as Eyebrows Tony.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I know little Bob

Collin the piss head always d*unk!

And a guy called sausage because he has a really bad speak problem (lisp) and he cant say the word !

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Had a lad called Binny in town, no one knew his name he was just always found in bins

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

We had Big June - he was a cd but always went out with a massive beehive & was tall as a house!

Pete Potato, Gonna (was always gonna do something but never did)

There was Peter Beardsley the old manager at Maccies in Chester bless him! Just a doppelgänger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a man at my gym who looks like a bigger version of Joe Wicks and I call him Joe Twix

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"There’s a man at my gym who looks like a bigger version of Joe Wicks and I call him Joe Twix

Haha

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I believe in Wigan there was a Chinese takeaway known as effin Elsie's...

The female proprietor would always ask after giving your order..

Effin else..?

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