FabSwingers.com forum: Upside down pineapple

By *inkyDom96 OP Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

So, have somehow only just learned what this means please tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t know and has anyone actuality done this and does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going to Google this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Only if you stick it in sand and dance around it with your cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, have somehow only just learned what this means please tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t know and has anyone actuality done this and does it work?"

This is something that keeps popping up of late lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I’m not going to Google this "

You'll be fine, I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this. Haven't made one in years

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Forget the upside down pineapple.

The real kinksters have a fish symbol on the back of their car. It symbolises their love of getting wet, so if you see one parked up in the countryside at what you think may be a dogging site then tap on the window and ask if they're up for some watersports action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many myths.

I'm not sure many follow them as they're soon revealed and quickly become common knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to blow your mind op

Anklets and how they worn means hot wife

Without stocking or over the top means down to play bare

Underneath stocking means only down to play safe

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"About to blow your mind op

Anklets and how they worn means hot wife

Without stocking or over the top means down to play bare

Underneath stocking means only down to play safe "

This is where you have to learn to ignore most of the symbols.

Anklets are really common in the East where they mean nothing to do with swinging. The fashion has spread, even the girls at my kids school wear them.

It's 'just' fashion. Most people wearing them wouldn't even be aware that some see it as a hot wife symbol.

So as with all these symbols, unless you see it with other obvious signs or in a situation where it is unmistakable, then you need to just treat it as what it is, an anklet, a black ring, pampas grass, etc.

At least an upside down pumpkin is odd enough that it's unlikely to have been done without knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to blow your mind op

Anklets and how they worn means hot wife

Without stocking or over the top means down to play bare

Underneath stocking means only down to play safe

This is where you have to learn to ignore most of the symbols.

Anklets are really common in the East where they mean nothing to do with swinging. The fashion has spread, even the girls at my kids school wear them.

It's 'just' fashion. Most people wearing them wouldn't even be aware that some see it as a hot wife symbol.

At least an upside down pumpkin is odd enough that it's unlikely to have been done without knowing."

I know I was make a joke off it ha ha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I think it’s somewhat of a tabloid created urban myth along with such swinger ‘indicators’ such as garden gnomes and pampas grass.

….mind you…old Edith down the road from me has both in her garden and looks decidedly suspicious…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told there are web sites where these sort hang out

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By *j_cambsMan
over a year ago

near Ely, Cambs

"I think it’s somewhat of a tabloid created urban myth along with such swinger ‘indicators’ such as garden gnomes and pampas grass.

….mind you…old Edith down the road from me has both in her garden and looks decidedly suspicious….."

Not sure if I should be concerned or not... My parents have had a large pampas grass in the middle of their front garden for the last 30-odd years! Mind you, they hate having anyone come to visit, so I suspect the massive bush (fnarr fnarr) is perfectly innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, have somehow only just learned what this means please tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t know and has anyone actuality done this and does it work?"

Expand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I think it’s somewhat of a tabloid created urban myth along with such swinger ‘indicators’ such as garden gnomes and pampas grass.

….mind you…old Edith down the road from me has both in her garden and looks decidedly suspicious…..

Look out also for black rings worn on the right hand which is apparently a ‘sure fire’ indicator that the wearer is on the prowl for other swingers….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anyone on here whose parents used to get together for 'tuppaware parties' in the 70's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it’s somewhat of a tabloid created urban myth along with such swinger ‘indicators’ such as garden gnomes and pampas grass.

….mind you…old Edith down the road from me has both in her garden and looks decidedly suspicious…..

Dislike visitors huh.

Means they're never found out.

Be careful browsing here

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Is there anyone on here whose parents used to get together for 'tuppaware parties' in the 70's?

We had loads of tuppaware

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I do think of Fab every time I see a pineapple now. I even bought pyjamas the other day as they had pineapples on them

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

"I'm told there are web sites where these sort hang out"

That will never catch on, we certainly will not be joining such debauchery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard size queen's grow aubergine in their front garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm told there are web sites where these sort hang out

That will never catch on, we certainly will not be joining such debauchery

I'm with you.

There's some strange people around

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By *j_cambsMan
over a year ago

near Ely, Cambs

"I think it’s somewhat of a tabloid created urban myth along with such swinger ‘indicators’ such as garden gnomes and pampas grass.

….mind you…old Edith down the road from me has both in her garden and looks decidedly suspicious…..

Dislike visitors huh.

Means they're never found out.

Be careful browsing here

Lol - will make sure I'm ready with the 'block' button at the first sign of anything that looks suspicious!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is this something out of Stranger Things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we can create our very own sign.

A secret handshake for example, or all wear a badge with our fab usernames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only found out very recently too from a fellow fabber, I’m now in the pursuit of buying as much pineapple related merch as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I'm thinking cake, sugar and butter creamed together so that it caramelises the pineapple, glacier cherries delicately slid in the holes, a simple 4/4/4/2 sponge with vanilla, maybe I'll go 6/6/6/3 if it's a big 9" tin, greased, lined, waiting in anticipation for my batter.

I mean, if you know you know.

Also has to be vanilla ice cream with it, the hot contrasting with the cold... oh, are you melting too at the thought...

Is this a recipe site now? I mean I'm totally down. Probably get more meets uploading my cooking than, well, the other thing spelt rather similarly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So would a can of pineapple chunks signify a preference for a gangbang and pineapple rings for anal?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would a can of pineapple chunks signify a preference for a gangbang and pineapple rings for anal?...

Brilliant. I needed thzt laugh today, thank you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The pineapple clue became too well-known by the Muggles so it's now two galia melons in the baby seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't, it being upside down would annoy me. I'd have to fix it and become a non swinger.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Honestly I'm thinking cake, sugar and butter creamed together so that it caramelises the pineapple, glacier cherries delicately slid in the holes, a simple 4/4/4/2 sponge with vanilla, maybe I'll go 6/6/6/3 if it's a big 9" tin, greased, lined, waiting in anticipation for my batter.

I mean, if you know you know.

Also has to be vanilla ice cream with it, the hot contrasting with the cold... oh, are you melting too at the thought...

Is this a recipe site now? I mean I'm totally down. Probably get more meets uploading my cooking than, well, the other thing spelt rather similarly

I've taken a screen shot of your recipe to add to my other Fab recipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol go for it Nanna, I'm guessing you can fill in the blanks without separate ingredients.

It's the caramel that does it, total game changer, a nice light brown or darker muscovado works wonders. You end up trying to get the last from the tin for that liquid gold.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lol go for it Nanna, I'm guessing you can fill in the blanks without separate ingredients.

It's the caramel that does it, total game changer, a nice light brown or darker muscovado works wonders. You end up trying to get the last from the tin for that liquid gold."

I'm guessing you put the caramel in the tin, then the pineapple then cover in the batter? Growing up my mum didn't use caramel or sugar, just pineapple rings, cherries and batter.

I'm thinking a little rum over the pineapple might work too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your telling me if I go supermarkets on single night and flip pineapple the milfs/cougars will pounce? If yes see you on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol go for it Nanna, I'm guessing you can fill in the blanks without separate ingredients.

It's the caramel that does it, total game changer, a nice light brown or darker muscovado works wonders. You end up trying to get the last from the tin for that liquid gold.

I'm guessing you put the caramel in the tin, then the pineapple then cover in the batter? Growing up my mum didn't use caramel or sugar, just pineapple rings, cherries and batter.

I'm thinking a little rum over the pineapple might work too?"

You got it, you're 5 by 5, 10 for 10.

Rum, sure, why not. Usually keep it clean for all the family. But if it's for adults why the hell not.

But tbh, you can make this in a maybe, more spherical tin? Now we're in flambé territory haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would a can of pineapple chunks signify a preference for a gangbang and pineapple rings for anal?...

I want to keep my pineapple ring nice & tidily tight

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

"Forget the upside down pineapple.

Your going to get yourself in sooooo much trouble saying that!!!

Love it

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By *affquestCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Upside down pineapple installed in the pampers grass .

Just watching the ring door bell now from the pub

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple
over a year ago

Giffnock

Surely ebay must have some discreet style tops or stickers

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