FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual poetry

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We all need a bit of poetry in our lives

So inspired by Piscean Dream on a different thread, hit me with your best sex rhymes

We've already had:

Go to town on my dick like a pogo stick

Bounce on my chopper like a space hopper

And I shall add one - bash that gash with your rock-like cock

Your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I order my food from Just Eat

But order my meat

From Just Pete

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them"

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim? "

My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna know whats beautiful

Read the first word again

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Kissing is great

Sex is fun

Never try putting

Cake in ya bum

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim? "

Men like to get Meli

On her belly

And go for a swim

In her quim

*best I can do without alcohol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?

My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason "

Yours OP - an altar of Venus that deserves to be praised lavishly.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?

Men like to get Meli

On her belly

And go for a swim

In her quim

*best I can do without alcohol"

It's like you're a bottle in, don't doubt the natural ability you clearly possess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?

My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason "

My quim or yours?

She asked on all fours

He thought they were whores

As they'd both dropped their drawers

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"We all need a bit of poetry in our lives

So inspired by Piscean Dream on a different thread, hit me with your best sex rhymes

We've already had:

Go to town on my dick like a pogo stick

Bounce on my chopper like a space hopper

And I shall add one - bash that gash with your rock-like cock

Your turn

I'm glad I could inspire, my licking skills aren't too dyer and I hate to retire before you reach your sexual desire

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?

Men like to get Meli

On her belly

And go for a swim

In her quim

*best I can do without alcohol

It's like you're a bottle in, don't doubt the natural ability you clearly possess."

I'm better on whisky

Generally far more frisky

If a drink you will pour us

I'll spout shit like a thesaurus.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis, cock, dick

They all make me cum quick

Big, small, fat or thin

Either way my pussy will win

If your brave fuck me bare

An extra child, your wife won't care

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Penis, cock, dick

They all make me cum quick

Big, small, fat or thin

Either way my pussy will win

If your brave fuck me bare

An extra child, your wife won't care"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Penis, cock, dick

They all make me cum quick

Big, small, fat or thin

Either way my pussy will win

If your brave fuck me bare

An extra child, your wife won't care"

That theory has benefits.......

*but only twice since they stopped paying for more crotch fruit.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just Pete has smelly feet,

'Cos he forgot it was his wanking sock

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

I'll start...

Whenever I look into her eyes the blood rushes from my thighs and as I'm hitting the floor I'm thinking.. hey I've been here before and in that lapse of concentration ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start...

Whenever I look into her eyes the blood rushes from my thighs and as I'm hitting the floor I'm thinking.. hey I've been here before and in that lapse of concentration ?."

I open my mouth, ready for lactation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start...

Whenever I look into her eyes the blood rushes from my thighs and as I'm hitting the floor I'm thinking.. hey I've been here before and in that lapse of concentration ?.

I open my mouth, ready for lactation"

Give 'em a squeeze

She's easy to please

So louche and so loose

With ample tit juice

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed

She likes her men

With cheese on them

Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?

My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason

Yours OP - an altar of Venus that deserves to be praised lavishly."

There was a young lady named Mel

Whose quim was known rather well

'Twas better than mine

It was truly devine

And when played with, rang out like a bell

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

She gave me a look, brushing my arm

Gaze set upon me knowing and calm

I thought "she's quite friendly"

"hey she seems quite nice"

But I walked away without thinking twice

It wasn't 'til later when I stated to think

Disappointment was I

And my heart did sink

Was it just me or was it just luck

I think that girl wanted to fuck

Alas it will be forever unknown

Now I'm at home

Wanking alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Rick

Who knew her way round a man's dick

Whether big or quite small

She devoured them all

Made them come as she knew every trick

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By *istressnMasterprowlingCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

Cum for me

Bend over, lean your head and chest down before me,

Gasping and panting as you take me, drooling as you glance over your shoulder,

Cum for me , cum for me ,

Open wide, feel the rhythm while you get lost in the taking, open wide for my ride,

Cum for me

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