FabSwingers.com forum: If your pet could talk?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your pet could talk what do you think it would say about you?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Feed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it did talk I’d be seriously worried because I don’t have a pet

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I should read the question properly!!

It would say I’m a massive soft touch and should feed them more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would definitely be asking me to move out so she can have my husband all to herself! She loves nothing better than sleeping on my side of the bed next to my husband and looking at me as if to say "I have your husband and your pillow"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should read the question properly!!

It would say I’m a massive soft touch and should feed them more"

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The dog would say "FFS can't I go on a walk by myself just for once"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop singing to me, you massive bellend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines been dead for 6 months so along with the shock i would be running away from a zombie cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But daaaad i dont wanna get up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mines been dead for 6 months so along with the shock i would be running away from a zombie cat

Oh I'm sorry for your loss but I'd glad you can have humour in it. X

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Dad she’s lying, she didn’t feed me

J x

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Dad she’s lying, she didn’t feed me

J x"

Mine does this next door. She goes there looking pathetic, then they feed her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sings too much and annoys me..

Da da da da da

Could you be, the most beautiful dog in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s simply say….”you’re the bestest hooman I ever owned”

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

He would say "you're the arsehole not me" in true Bulldog style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ner ner ner i can lick my own privates

My answer yep and you lick your own anus too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy, what does "no" mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ner ner ner i can lick my own privates

My answer yep and you lick your own anus too

He’d probably ask why I don’t lick his privates when I do other peoples —and right in front of him !!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

They would just repeat the word treat

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Cat - slow to respond to demands for food, otherwise adequate servants.

Tortoise - meh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be saying 'this one definitely needs more training' with that distainful look on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s simply say….”you’re the bestest hooman I ever owned”"
(lov) that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad give me a hug/cuddle/fuss

Mum dad is mine

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

my lurcher would say he loves me,,

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

As the owner of 2 cats I frequently find myself discussing boundaries with them.

These boundaries are in the main, ignored.

I'd come to the conclusion they simply don't understand, but recently read an article on cat behavior.

Apparently, they understand every single word we say to them.

They simply don't give a shit.

In answer to the question, mine would say "oi, get the fuck off my *sofa/bed/armchair"

*delete as appropriate

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's not fucking roast chicken, is it? Dick move, human. Dick move."

"Why the fuck can't I sit on the halogen hob?"

"So what if I went into the teenagers room and pissed on his towel? Shouldn't have bloody left it there....".

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wheres my chikmin, denti stick I know its time for you to go back to work.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Needs to spend more time on the sofa.

Or in the garden with a ball.

Or on the sofa.

Or throwing a ball.

Is it dinner time yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Well that's not fucking roast chicken, is it? Dick move, human. Dick move."

"Why the fuck can't I sit on the halogen hob?"

"So what if I went into the teenagers room and pissed on his towel? Shouldn't have bloody left it there....".

Let's not forget "piss off".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Well that's not fucking roast chicken, is it? Dick move, human. Dick move."

"Why the fuck can't I sit on the halogen hob?"

"So what if I went into the teenagers room and pissed on his towel? Shouldn't have bloody left it there....".

Let's not forget "piss off".

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If you could reach your balls and lick them you would so don't look at me like that.

You watch me pee so I'm watching you.

I like it it's mine!

That's not how you do doggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one would ask to go for a walk, he loves walking, it’s never enough.

He would ask where is my ball, and then throw it human, throw it….lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could reach your balls and lick them you would so don't look at me like that.

You watch me pee so I'm watching you.

I like it it's mine!

That's not how you do doggy! "

Lol

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