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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How does one go about getting a marriage license????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first thing to do is find someone to marry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first thing to do is find someone to marry "

thats a tick then

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"The first thing to do is find someone to marry "

Then look at her mother and knowing the odds on that that's what your 'intended' will look like when older, you have to decide "do I really wish to spend time growing old with her?"

Decisions, decisions!

You can tell I'm the eternal bachelor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????"

depends, if you want to get married in a church, go see the vicar, set a date and it is all done by the vicar. if you are marrying in a registry office, set an appointment with the registry office and they will take care of the rest.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The first thing to do is find someone to marry

thats a tick then "

has she said yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first thing to do is find someone to marry

thats a tick then

has she said yes? "

??

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"The first thing to do is find someone to marry

thats a tick then

has she said yes?

?? "

+1 ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Vegas and get Elvis to do the the ceremony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first thing to do is find someone to marry

thats a tick then

has she said yes?

??

+1 ??? "

The suspense is killing us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo how exciting...for a civil ceremony you apply for a licence as below:

Civil marriage ceremonies

You and your partner must give notice of marriage in your local Register Office, whether or not you wish to marry in that district. The Superintendent Registrar or Registrar in Northern Ireland then issues authority for the marriage and you may marry in any Register Office or local authority approved premises in any district.

In the period between the notice of intention to marry and the ceremony, anyone with strong grounds for objecting to the marriage can do so. Making a false statement is a criminal offence.

In England and Wales, both partners must be resident in England or Wales for seven days before notice is given (on the eighth day).

A notice must state where the marriage is to take place. The marriage can then take place after 15 days have elapsed from the date on which notice of the marriage is entered in the marriage notice book. There is a fee for giving notice.

There is no requirement for the 15 day notice period if the one of the partners has been issued with a gender recognition certificate and was previously the civil partner of the person who they wish to marry. In this case, notice of the marriage and the marriage itself can happen on the same day.

In Northern Ireland, a marriage licence is called a marriage schedule. Couples do not need to have been resident in the country before getting married, provided they apply for notice from the General Register Office.

If you and your partner are visiting Northern Ireland to be married and are citizens of a country that is not a member of the European Economic Area, you may need to enclose special documentation.

Couples must submit their completed marriage notice forms and any other relevant documents to the Registrar of Marriages in the district where the marriage is to take place.

It is normal to give eight weeks notice. However, you can give a minimum of 14 days notice, although this may mean that the wedding ceremony will have to be postponed. The registrar will issue a marriage schedule. You won't be able to get married without this. If you are having a religious ceremony, this must take place within 14 days of receiving the schedule. In addition to this, the schedule must be signed at the religious ceremony by the person performing the marriage.

The marriage must take place within 12 months from the date of entry of the notice (three months if one of you is housebound, detained or resident in Scotland or Northern Ireland). If the marriage does not take place within that time, the process must be repeated.

Procedure for marrying

You and your partner will be asked for certain information when giving notice of your intention to marry. Giving false information is a criminal offence. The information which may be required is:-

evidence of name and address

evidence of date of birth

if one partner has been married before or in a civil partnership, documentary evidence that the marriage or civil partnership has ended, for example, a death certificate or decree absolute. Uncertified photocopies are not accepted. A certified copy of a decree absolute may be obtained from the court which decided the divorce. This can take about a week

evidence of nationality.

A variety of documents can be used as evidence of the information required, but a passport, travel document or birth certificate is usually sufficient. You should contact the register office where you're getting married for more specific advice on what they will accept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having bridesmaids ?

I look fabulous in burgundy satin

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Are you having bridesmaids ?

I look fabulous in burgundy satin "

Burgundy is so 80's.......it's all about black bridesmaid dresses with hot pink sashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a lot of faff to get hitched lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having bridesmaids ?

I look fabulous in burgundy satin "

bussy how do you look in lemon??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We'll just have it on the beach in Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll just have it on the beach in Devon "

its blooming cold... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you having bridesmaids ?

I look fabulous in burgundy satin

bussy how do you look in lemon?? "

Apologies Bussy but I have no choice in the colours, flowers etc!! I've just been told to show up on the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having bridesmaids ?

I look fabulous in burgundy satin

Burgundy is so 80's.......it's all about black bridesmaid dresses with hot pink sashes "

black is good for the hips

not too sure about the hot pink tho

i haven't got an eye shadow in that colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'll just have it on the beach in Devon

its blooming cold... lol"

Depends on what date we finally agree on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds a lot of faff to get hitched lol...

"

If you think that's a faff you should see what it takes to get divorced!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days. "

Hmmmm maybe I won't ask my sister to be a bridesmaid after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days. "

lmfaooo im only having bussy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds a lot of faff to get hitched lol...

If you think that's a faff you should see what it takes to get divorced! "

my mum is still tryin 7 years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will do the official photo's then, let Obi do the naughty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having bridesmaids ?

I look fabulous in burgundy satin

Burgundy is so 80's.......it's all about black bridesmaid dresses with hot pink sashes

black is good for the hips

not too sure about the hot pink tho

i haven't got an eye shadow in that colour "

That's a bit girly

Blue eyeshadow would be more butch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days.

Hmmmm maybe I won't ask my sister to be a bridesmaid after all "

babe she'd love it.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll just have it on the beach in Devon

its blooming cold... lol

Depends on what date we finally agree on x"

if you want the beach as a location its deffo summertime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tangfastic engagement ring... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the same way as I got a license for my pet fish, Eric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope this marriage lasts longer than the last fab wedding ! That was a disaster!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope this marriage lasts longer than the last fab wedding ! That was a disaster!! Lol "

who was the last fab wedding couple??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days.

Hmmmm maybe I won't ask my sister to be a bridesmaid after all

babe she'd love it.. lol"

Hmmm I'll let you explain to her fella then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days.

Hmmmm maybe I won't ask my sister to be a bridesmaid after all

babe she'd love it.. lol

Hmmm I'll let you explain to her fella then lol "

haha pass.. your sister, you explain lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just offer my services as photographer Rusty?

Not for the wedding - just for me and the dozen bridesmaids I assume you know are compulsory these days.

Hmmmm maybe I won't ask my sister to be a bridesmaid after all

babe she'd love it.. lol

Hmmm I'll let you explain to her fella then lol

haha pass.. your sister, you explain lol "

Ah ah, your soon to be sister-in-law so you might aswell get into the mix of the family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope this marriage lasts longer than the last fab wedding ! That was a disaster!! Lol

who was the last fab wedding couple?? "

Me and Ryan!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope this marriage lasts longer than the last fab wedding ! That was a disaster!! Lol

who was the last fab wedding couple??

Me and Ryan!! Lol"

ah yes! your the experts.. so how the heck do we go about organizing it.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done. "

Close family to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done. "

That's just what my sister did in August

Minus the cake !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done.

That's just what my sister did in August

Minus the cake !"

if theres no cake Obi wont be coming lol

on a serious note i have so many different types of wedding in my head from having a lavish castle as a venue to a registry office and two witnesses..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My sister got married at the ice palace in finland on valentines day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done.

That's just what my sister did in August

Minus the cake !

if theres no cake Obi wont be coming lol

on a serious note i have so many different types of wedding in my head from having a lavish castle as a venue to a registry office and two witnesses.. "

Hmm will we be discussing these options or do I just do as I'm told lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sister got married at the ice palace in finland on valentines day"

wow bet that was a day to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done.

That's just what my sister did in August

Minus the cake !

if theres no cake Obi wont be coming lol

on a serious note i have so many different types of wedding in my head from having a lavish castle as a venue to a registry office and two witnesses..

Hmm will we be discussing these options or do I just do as I'm told lol "

You do as your told of course - that'll get you used to being married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done.

That's just what my sister did in August

Minus the cake !

if theres no cake Obi wont be coming lol

on a serious note i have so many different types of wedding in my head from having a lavish castle as a venue to a registry office and two witnesses..

Hmm will we be discussing these options or do I just do as I'm told lol "

see my thumb??

you now live under it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread keeps giving me flashbacks of all my weddings.

Get a cake, a marriage licence, 2 witnesses, 2 people in love.... Job done.

That's just what my sister did in August

Minus the cake !

if theres no cake Obi wont be coming lol

on a serious note i have so many different types of wedding in my head from having a lavish castle as a venue to a registry office and two witnesses..

Hmm will we be discussing these options or do I just do as I'm told lol

see my thumb??

you now live under it "

8====D and this is what prises that thumb back off

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Do you want a Wedding Organiser??

I've done hundreds in my hotel career!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this the official announcement or should I check the Times as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a Wedding Organiser??

I've done hundreds in my hotel career! "

lol id so need someone to plan and sort stuff out i would be terrible at it. Id be curious how Russ would attempt to sort stuff out though like a 'dont tell the bride' thing

so long as the dress is alright i doubt id care much about the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!"

you only wanted to shag the bridesmaids which consisted of Russ's sister and Bussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!

you only wanted to shag the bridesmaids which consisted of Russ's sister and Bussy "

Lmao, my sister would eat him alive, you'd see scratch marks across the floor to a closed door and hear Obi making screams no bloke should be able to

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!

you only wanted to shag the bridesmaids which consisted of Russ's sister and Bussy "

Is this the same sister that wants to bite a sausage dog to see if it tastes of sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want a Wedding Organiser??

I've done hundreds in my hotel career!

lol id so need someone to plan and sort stuff out i would be terrible at it. Id be curious how Russ would attempt to sort stuff out though like a 'dont tell the bride' thing

so long as the dress is alright i doubt id care much about the rest"

Id be bloody good at arranging the wedding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!

you only wanted to shag the bridesmaids which consisted of Russ's sister and Bussy

Is this the same sister that wants to bite a sausage dog to see if it tastes of sausage? "

Yes lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!

you only wanted to shag the bridesmaids which consisted of Russ's sister and Bussy

Lmao, my sister would eat him alive, you'd see scratch marks across the floor to a closed door and hear Obi making screams no bloke should be able to "

Sounds like his ideal woman lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Do you want a Wedding Organiser??

I've done hundreds in my hotel career!

lol id so need someone to plan and sort stuff out i would be terrible at it. Id be curious how Russ would attempt to sort stuff out though like a 'dont tell the bride' thing

so long as the dress is alright i doubt id care much about the rest

Id be bloody good at arranging the wedding "

Ooooooooh! A swingers don't tell the bride!

(bustles off to ring beeb 3)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cake?

*retracts photography offer!!!

you only wanted to shag the bridesmaids which consisted of Russ's sister and Bussy

Lmao, my sister would eat him alive, you'd see scratch marks across the floor to a closed door and hear Obi making screams no bloke should be able to

Sounds like his ideal woman lol "

Lol, he'd need a wheel chair and body cast afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a Wedding Organiser??

I've done hundreds in my hotel career!

lol id so need someone to plan and sort stuff out i would be terrible at it. Id be curious how Russ would attempt to sort stuff out though like a 'dont tell the bride' thing

so long as the dress is alright i doubt id care much about the rest

Id be bloody good at arranging the wedding

Ooooooooh! A swingers don't tell the bride!

(bustles off to ring beeb 3) "

wooo hooo does that mean i get to shag everyone at the reception? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know when we're gonna hear the patter of tiny Sassty's!? (see what I did there!? Nope,neither did I! )

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wanna know when we're gonna hear the patter of tiny Sassty's!? (see what I did there!? Nope,neither did I! )"

Don't you mean cute'n'rustys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want a Wedding Organiser??

I've done hundreds in my hotel career!

lol id so need someone to plan and sort stuff out i would be terrible at it. Id be curious how Russ would attempt to sort stuff out though like a 'dont tell the bride' thing

so long as the dress is alright i doubt id care much about the rest

Id be bloody good at arranging the wedding

Ooooooooh! A swingers don't tell the bride!

(bustles off to ring beeb 3)

wooo hooo does that mean i get to shag everyone at the reception? lol "

well that'll we a wedding night to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know when we're gonna hear the patter of tiny Sassty's!? (see what I did there!? Nope,neither did I! )

Don't you mean cute'n'rustys? "

Crustys!!! Oh good lord! Its time I took my medication!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know when we're gonna hear the patter of tiny Sassty's!? (see what I did there!? Nope,neither did I! )

Don't you mean cute'n'rustys?

Crustys!!! Oh good lord! Its time I took my medication! "

lmfao your nuts! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm straight jacket me thinks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you've been here 3 months and bagged yourself a wife, and there are single guys complaining they can't get a meet in a year. Clearly you're doing everything right!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hmmm straight jacket me thinks lol "

How do you put nuts in A straight jacket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm straight jacket me thinks lol

How do you put nuts in A straight jacket? "

Hmm * goes to check fetish sites*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you've been here 3 months and bagged yourself a wife, and there are single guys complaining they can't get a meet in a year. Clearly you're doing everything right!"

I was just me best way to be I feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've been here 3 months and bagged yourself a wife, and there are single guys complaining they can't get a meet in a year. Clearly you're doing everything right!"

And not even had to visit "Russian-brides dotcom"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you've been here 3 months and bagged yourself a wife, and there are single guys complaining they can't get a meet in a year. Clearly you're doing everything right!

And not even had to visit "Russian-brides dotcom" "

No an ad for Devonbrides.com popped up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know when we're gonna hear the patter of tiny Sassty's!? (see what I did there!? Nope,neither did I! )

Don't you mean cute'n'rustys?

Crustys!!! Oh good lord! Its time I took my medication!

lmfao your nuts! lol"

Blimey..........yesterday Minxie said I was angelic, today I'm nuts - wiz all zis flattery, you are spoiling me (Cue nutty chocolate covered yummies in gold wrappers advert!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making the cake........and guess what its getting covered in!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've been here 3 months and bagged yourself a wife, and there are single guys complaining they can't get a meet in a year. Clearly you're doing everything right!

And not even had to visit "Russian-brides dotcom"

No an ad for Devonbrides.com popped up first "

Cheapskate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

devonbrides.com?!!!!

not enough money in the world to buy me grrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"devonbrides.com?!!!!

not enough money in the world to buy me grrrrrrrrrr"

good thing cheesy and slush worked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the cake be a jaffa cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the cake be a jaffa cake? "

yup sure would be.. decorated with jelly tots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will the cake be a jaffa cake?

yup sure would be.. decorated with jelly tots"

And the bar will serve brews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the cake be a jaffa cake?

yup sure would be.. decorated with jelly tots

And the bar will serve brews "

haha so rock n roll..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will the cake be a jaffa cake?

yup sure would be.. decorated with jelly tots

And the bar will serve brews

haha so rock n roll.. "

Oh ok we can let them have booze as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wkd blue or white wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two not married yet??

Hurry up...must be party time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You two not married yet??

Hurry up...must be party time now "

Must be the longest engagement on record

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your engagement is longer than Ryan and Dave's marriage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your engagement is longer than Ryan and Dave's marriage! "

And through rushing they fell apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27days to go..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27days to go.."

I know, I'm getting an advent calendar to count down the days lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27days to go..

I know, I'm getting an advent calendar to count down the days lol xxx"

genius idea!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An interesting thread with I have no doubt some reality or hopeful wishes along with some deflected humour.

Hotpot would look better in yellow though its more his colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is ugly consider a dog licence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If she is ugly consider a dog licence "

Well I deffinately won't be needing a dog license then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she is ugly consider a dog licence "

he has called me a dirty bitch.. maybe he was hinting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When did i

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

So, when is that wedding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, when is that wedding?"

erm no idea.. need a vicar first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she is ugly consider a dog licence

he has called me a dirty bitch.. maybe he was hinting lol"

No offence intended k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she is ugly consider a dog licence

he has called me a dirty bitch.. maybe he was hinting lol"

No offence intended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she is ugly consider a dog licence

he has called me a dirty bitch.. maybe he was hinting lol

No offence intended lol"

lol non taken xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"So, when is that wedding?

erm no idea.. need a vicar first"

I know he is bridesmaid but I think buddy would make a good vicar......you can get ordained online

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, when is that wedding?

erm no idea.. need a vicar first

I know he is bridesmaid but I think buddy would make a good vicar......you can get ordained online "

im leaving everything to rusty.. doing it 'dont tell the bride' style haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it......... That's my advice!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????"

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

First you have to meet said woman.. she aint in Russia...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"First you have to meet said woman.. she aint in Russia... "
they havent met?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms "

had one, lost it and don't want it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back "

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days. "

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back "

I know that dopey... that's why I said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here "

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you. "

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables "

... You dont sound happy about it. ... I wouldn't contemplate it myself but there you go I like to arrive fresh air-conditioned and on time after chilling in comfort. each to their own though as cost limits choices so good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables "

Good for you. Nowt wrong with buses.

If a woman turned you down just because you didn't drive she wouldn't be worth knowing. IMHO...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

Good for you. Nowt wrong with buses.

If a woman turned you down just because you didn't drive she wouldn't be worth knowing. IMHO..."

I dont know where you got being turned down for not driving came from. Limiting your options is a huge difference from being turned down as is a cock being a huge difference from a broom handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

Good for you. Nowt wrong with buses.

If a woman turned you down just because you didn't drive she wouldn't be worth knowing. IMHO...

I dont know where you got being turned down for not driving came from. Limiting your options is a huge difference from being turned down as is a cock being a huge difference from a broom handle. "

Was just saying.

What's the difference between a cock and a broom handle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

Good for you. Nowt wrong with buses.

If a woman turned you down just because you didn't drive she wouldn't be worth knowing. IMHO...

I dont know where you got being turned down for not driving came from. Limiting your options is a huge difference from being turned down as is a cock being a huge difference from a broom handle.

Was just saying.

What's the difference between a cock and a broom handle? "

four and a half foot and splinters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage to driving a car... love these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God you two not married yet?

I've already started knitting the matinee jacket and booties. Tuuuuuuutttt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

... You dont sound happy about it. ... I wouldn't contemplate it myself but there you go I like to arrive fresh air-conditioned and on time after chilling in comfort. each to their own though as cost limits choices so good luck. "

Cost isn't a problem!!! Being in a car crash in which you watch your cousin die is!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

... You dont sound happy about it. ... I wouldn't contemplate it myself but there you go I like to arrive fresh air-conditioned and on time after chilling in comfort. each to their own though as cost limits choices so good luck. "

i've been doing this for 11 years and i dont drive and ive never had a problem meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

... You dont sound happy about it. ... I wouldn't contemplate it myself but there you go I like to arrive fresh air-conditioned and on time after chilling in comfort. each to their own though as cost limits choices so good luck.

i've been doing this for 11 years and i dont drive and ive never had a problem meeting "

How far do you travel as a matter of interest for a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

... You dont sound happy about it. ... I wouldn't contemplate it myself but there you go I like to arrive fresh air-conditioned and on time after chilling in comfort. each to their own though as cost limits choices so good luck.

i've been doing this for 11 years and i dont drive and ive never had a problem meeting

How far do you travel as a matter of interest for a meet?"

furthest i have traveled to meet someone off here is Plymouth, ive been sussex a few times, have quite a few meets in manchester and verious places in yorkshire

and ive never had anyone tell me im not 'fresh' just because i havnt driven there myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one go about getting a marriage license????

May be you should start with the driving license, just to get you use to filling in the forms

had one, lost it and don't want it back

You can't swing without a car mate you will be limited to local areas unless you want to send all your down time sat on the meggabus for days.

not doing to bad so far so no complaints here

Yeh but you are limited to people travelling to you, or public transport so its one hand behind your back before you start. Far easier with no timetable you have to conform to and not being able to pick up a lady if she is coming to you.

unfortunately there are reasons behind not wanting to drive again so I'll have to stick to my timetables

... You dont sound happy about it. ... I wouldn't contemplate it myself but there you go I like to arrive fresh air-conditioned and on time after chilling in comfort. each to their own though as cost limits choices so good luck.

i've been doing this for 11 years and i dont drive and ive never had a problem meeting

How far do you travel as a matter of interest for a meet?

furthest i have traveled to meet someone off here is Plymouth, ive been sussex a few times, have quite a few meets in manchester and verious places in yorkshire

and ive never had anyone tell me im not 'fresh' just because i havnt driven there myself "

Well good for you if you have the time for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well good for you if you have the time for it. "

i dont do it on a weekly basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well good for you if you have the time for it.

i dont do it on a weekly basis "

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well good for you if you have the time for it.

i dont do it on a weekly basis

Why not? "

not got the time

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