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"Where can I find an NHS dentist ?" Ha! He's not a miracle worker  | |||
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"What flavour ice cream do I make later? " chocolate brownie, best of both worlds, cake and ice cream, definitely a lady puller | |||
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"How long after it starts itching do I need to go to the doctors?" don't wait till you have scratch it all day, never a good look on public transport | |||
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do, Uncle Phil is here to answer you questions. " I used to like it when you threw Jazzy Jeff out of the door in Fresh Prince. Was he really that annoying or was it just for effect? | |||
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do " This reminds me of Camberwick Green Lost dogs, thick fogs, don't know what to do Get a policeman, a big friendly policeman PC McGary number 452 | |||
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"Where can I find an NHS dentist ?" Thailand | |||
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do This reminds me of Camberwick Green Lost dogs, thick fogs, don't know what to do Get a policeman, a big friendly policeman PC McGary number 452" Before my time | |||
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"Where can I find an NHS dentist ? Ha! He's not a miracle worker "Halifax my dentist was taking NHS  | |||
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"Where can I find an NHS dentist ? Ha! He's not a miracle worker
Halifax my dentist was taking NHS "Are they foreign | |||
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"Where can I find an NHS dentist ? Ha! He's not a miracle worker
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"What's my favourite colour?" monochrome, though maybe try something in blue | |||
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"How can I get out of paying my parking fine" move house | |||
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"How do you get a pint out of a Yorkshire man" As a Yorkshire man myself, I can say, it's never going to happen, we are sadly known for our short arms and long pockets. | |||
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do, Uncle Phil is here to answer you questions. I used to like it when you threw Jazzy Jeff out of the door in Fresh Prince. Was he really that annoying or was it just for effect?" effect, no, he was a twat | |||
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do, Uncle Phil is here to answer you questions. I used to like it when you threw Jazzy Jeff out of the door in Fresh Prince. Was he really that annoying or was it just for effect? effect, no, he was a twat" Cracking DJ though. | |||
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"How much does the sky weigh? And What is matter made of?" whilst that isn't exactly a problem I do know the clouds are made of candyfloss | |||
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? " sadly the UK market for second hand children has taken a bit of a nose dive in recent years. In most cases the best prices are coming from the sweat shops in South East Asia | |||
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? sadly the UK market for second hand children has taken a bit of a nose dive in recent years. In most cases the best prices are coming from the sweat shops in South East Asia " Excellent.. Thanks for the advice.. Going to contact the Asian embassy right now... If you find a willing buyer before me, I'll cut you in a percentage | |||
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"This weeks lottery numbers please " To be totally honest with you, if I knew that I would already be booking by escape route to a secluded beach paradise | |||
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? " Can I suggest you contact J Rees Mogg esq, as he always needs replacement chimney sweeps, and poor children for his offspring to practice beating before they go to Eton. | |||
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? Can I suggest you contact J Rees Mogg esq, as he always needs replacement chimney sweeps, and poor children for his offspring to practice beating before they go to Eton." Excellent... Do you think I'd get double for 2? | |||
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"Uncle Phil why is it when I see nice boobs I just want to stick my face in them? Rather embarrassing at times!" I sympathise with you, the temptation to motorboat can be very overwhelming, next time it happens in public, just picture they are attached to Priti Patel, that will soon kill the urge | |||
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? Can I suggest you contact J Rees Mogg esq, as he always needs replacement chimney sweeps, and poor children for his offspring to practice beating before they go to Eton. Excellent... Do you think I'd get double for 2?" sadly he doesn't pay, but he will probably take them off your hands if you are willing to give him a backhander | |||
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"How do you get a pint out of a Yorkshire man As a Yorkshire man myself, I can say, it's never going to happen, we are sadly known for our short arms and long pockets." They certainly are in my experience and I live in Scotland | |||
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